Loan Sharks
Not a Wolf
I was 19 and me an a buddy drank some ever clear and mountain dew and went to the WWF at the Fort Wayne War Memorial Coliseum. We forgot how to get back to our seats and went the wrong way in the concourse. So we end up on the far side of the stands and there is a fat security guard standing next to a open door. We look in the door and there is Ken Patera taping up on a bench in an improvised locker room.Tell more
Well everyone knows wrestling is fake and that Ken Patera was a bad guy who lost his gold medal for taking roids in the olympics. So being a drunk teen you know we started talking ####. "Way to embarrass the country Patera, I got your gold right here #####, juicer, ." You know all the genius stuff a drunk teen would say to taunt a bad guys wrestler.
So Patera stands up and scream "Shut the #### up you little ####." To which my friend wittily responds "What are you going to do roid rage on us." You know thinking he is in character.
Well he wasn't in character because wrestling is real. He turns real red and screams "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU MOTHER ####ERS" and Ken Patera charges right at us.
So we froze and god bless that fat security guard. He tried to block the door and Patera almost ran him over. So there we are Ken Patera screaming he is going to kick our ###, trying to grab us, turned beet red, fat security guard draped around one of his legs dragging him through the concourse after us, running for our lives.