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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

I lost somewhere in the neighborhood of 14 units gambling tonight. Absolute blood bath. Probably my worst night ever. #### the stupid NBA.

 
When I wake up on Saturday mornings I'm never sure if should feel proud or ashamed of the dent I made in my whiskey stores.

 
I seers on my life, I'm in bar, 5 people, me a Mexican, half attractive patron, decent looking bartender, random schlep, and unattractive woman... Unattractive woman drunk and asked if I wanted sechs... If I was single, maybe, but I oassed, she then demanded a makeour session, I again passéd. Good times, now there are 4 of us here, she just left.

 
I've had 116 ounces of beer since six, a few nips, and a stiff cup or two of coffee.

I feel like I'd be cheating this thread.

/night

 
chauncey said:
Pretty sure this is a GMTAN spinoff VIP/drunk thread, but I just wanted to check in and say #### ### ############!
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This thread pre dates GMTAN for the record. No VIPs here or in GMTAN for that matter

Ive drank many beers that are +9% for the past 2 days. Just cracked a Miller Lite. It's still glorious

 
strykerpks said:
chauncey said:
Pretty sure this is a GMTAN spinoff VIP/drunk thread, but I just wanted to check in and say #### ### ############!
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This thread pre dates GMTAN for the record. No VIPs here or in GMTAN for that matter

Ive drank many beers that are +9% for the past 2 days. Just cracked a Miller Lite. It's still glorious
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this is the least elitist thread on the board. gmtan is close. nobody except me has ever asked anyone to leave the gmtan, and that is a very short list (3), and even they are welcome if they don't bring religion, politics or douchebaggery into that thread.

rogue dead guy ale and fireball after everyone left. I have two beers left in the fridge.

 
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Internet was down all day because our gutter heating coils were charging. Watched Red Sox videos on DVD until my head exploded into various threads because I couldn't respond to Doctor Detroit.

Long and short, hi!

 
rockaction said:
Internet was down all day because our gutter heating coils were charging. Watched Red Sox videos on DVD until my head exploded into various threads because I couldn't respond to Doctor Detroit.

Long and short, hi!
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:lmao: :hifive:

 
Had a tooth pulled today, need an implant... #### is expensive :kicksrock:

I've eaten a few percocets and feel good, especially with the beers :thumbup: prob the only positive from this.

Anyways, cheers #####es.

 
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