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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)
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Hoos First
Footballguy
both. Shots and drinks mixed with Mr Pibb.Straight or with something. Maybe i'm just a ##### but I can't drink whiskey straight. Tequlia is kicking in.thiswhat is this suppose to mean? that ur drunk? Please post what u drank good buddy...
PatsWillWin
Footballguy
The Obama/healthcare thread is in the top 5 right now. Who the hell are these people posting about healthcare at 2:15 in the morning on a weekend night and where did they go wrong?
Thorn
Footballguy
Don't you have cases to be reading?
Hoos First
Footballguy
Joy Division rules
the rover
Footballguy
west coast bias. still losers, but it's not even midnight.
shut it down
Footballguy
Most babies like cocaine.
I'm listening to Portastatic.
I'm listening to Portastatic.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So since I f'd up my back and been spending a ridiculous amount of time laying in bed, my sleep patterns have gotten even more insane than usual. Long story short, I just started boozing an hour ago and plan on getting after it until I can't see.
Should be an interesting day.
Should be an interesting day.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OK, after plowing through an 18 pack I'm heading to Taco Bell. At which point, I will regret everything I just did and then I sleep for a few hours. I'm thinking this plan isSo since I f'd up my back and been spending a ridiculous amount of time laying in bed, my sleep patterns have gotten even more insane than usual. Long story short, I just started boozing an hour ago and plan on getting after it until I can't see.Should be an interesting day.
Holy crap, I'm tanked.And btw, how is the smiley for that not something as simple as :$: ? Seriously, I can't think of an easier way to express the 
sort of emotion. 3 characters vs 10 characters? Easy call, imo.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
howd TB work out for you. had a volcano burrito and a chicken quesadilla round 1am last night and ive been paying for it ever since. but i digress, im hereOK, after plowing through an 18 pack I'm heading to Taco Bell. At which point, I will regret everything I just did and then I sleep for a few hours. I'm thinking this plan isSo since I f'd up my back and been spending a ridiculous amount of time laying in bed, my sleep patterns have gotten even more insane than usual. Long story short, I just started boozing an hour ago and plan on getting after it until I can't see.Should be an interesting day.
doing mock drafts and drinking captain and coke
Super King
Footballguy
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
thecardiackid
Footballguy
Evan Williams (best value sour mash bourbon)
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Diet Coke
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Lime
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started @ 4pm MDT
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:in:
(that was hard to type...)
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Diet Coke
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Lime
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started @ 4pm MDT
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:in:
(that was hard to type...)
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So I went to sleep at some point yesterday and when I woke up at 7:30 or so, I actually had to check and see if it was AM or PM.OK, after plowing through an 18 pack I'm heading to Taco Bell. At which point, I will regret everything I just did and then I sleep for a few hours. I'm thinking this plan isSo since I f'd up my back and been spending a ridiculous amount of time laying in bed, my sleep patterns have gotten even more insane than usual. Long story short, I just started boozing an hour ago and plan on getting after it until I can't see.Should be an interesting day.
derek19
Footballguy
How's ur painting skills while drunk?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Mr Homer, I'm in your neck of the woods. Remember my drunk post :e:lsewhere about my grandpa? Yeah, unfortunately he passed. So Im in Akron.
Wake was tonight and our family proceeded to have a few cocktails afterwards to celebrate a great soldier and a great man. The acorn doesn't fall too far from the forest I guess. Pall bearing tomorrow for one of the greatest men to serve our country in WWII and Korea.
GB Grampa Chuck
Wake was tonight and our family proceeded to have a few cocktails afterwards to celebrate a great soldier and a great man. The acorn doesn't fall too far from the forest I guess. Pall bearing tomorrow for one of the greatest men to serve our country in WWII and Korea.
GB Grampa Chuck
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Drawing the summer to a close. It passed by too quickly. Zeppelin, and Sam Summer Ale to finish it off...
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sounds like fun....But as an inexperienced drinker, you forgot Indian Summer
the rover
Footballguy
drinking a Kokanee to him.Mr Homer, I'm in your neck of the woods. Remember my drunk post :e:lsewhere about my grandpa? Yeah, unfortunately he passed. So Im in Akron.Wake was tonight and our family proceeded to have a few cocktails afterwards to celebrate a great soldier and a great man. The acorn doesn't fall too far from the forest I guess. Pall bearing tomorrow for one of the greatest men to serve our country in WWII and Korea.GB Grampa Chuck
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'll toss one back in honor of Grampa Chuck.Mr Homer, I'm in your neck of the woods. Remember my drunk post :e:lsewhere about my grandpa? Yeah, unfortunately he passed. So Im in Akron.Wake was tonight and our family proceeded to have a few cocktails afterwards to celebrate a great soldier and a great man. The acorn doesn't fall too far from the forest I guess. Pall bearing tomorrow for one of the greatest men to serve our country in WWII and Korea.GB Grampa Chuck
How long you gonna be in Akron?
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
horrible actually. more of an idea guy when ive been drinking.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Flying out tomorrow morningI'll toss one back in honor of Grampa Chuck.Mr Homer, I'm in your neck of the woods. Remember my drunk post :e:lsewhere about my grandpa? Yeah, unfortunately he passed. So Im in Akron.Wake was tonight and our family proceeded to have a few cocktails afterwards to celebrate a great soldier and a great man. The acorn doesn't fall too far from the forest I guess. Pall bearing tomorrow for one of the greatest men to serve our country in WWII and Korea.GB Grampa Chuck
How long you gonna be in Akron?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Flying out tomorrow morningI'll toss one back in honor of Grampa Chuck.Mr Homer, I'm in your neck of the woods. Remember my drunk post :e:lsewhere about my grandpa? Yeah, unfortunately he passed. So Im in Akron.Wake was tonight and our family proceeded to have a few cocktails afterwards to celebrate a great soldier and a great man. The acorn doesn't fall too far from the forest I guess. Pall bearing tomorrow for one of the greatest men to serve our country in WWII and Korea.GB Grampa Chuck
If I wasn't working tonight, I'd be there in a heartbeat.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Had I known, I would've made a weekend out of it and stopped by and cornholed the #### out of youHomer J Simpson said:strykerpks said:Flying out tomorrow morningHomer J Simpson said:I'll toss one back in honor of Grampa Chuck.Mr Homer, I'm in your neck of the woods. Remember my drunk post :e:lsewhere about my grandpa? Yeah, unfortunately he passed. So Im in Akron.
Wake was tonight and our family proceeded to have a few cocktails afterwards to celebrate a great soldier and a great man. The acorn doesn't fall too far from the forest I guess. Pall bearing tomorrow for one of the greatest men to serve our country in WWII and Korea.
GB Grampa ChuckIf I wasn't working tonight, I'd be there in a heartbeat.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm gonna hate my 6:45am flight tomorrow
PS Homer, where the hell are all the bars in this area? Nothing but country roads and churches....can't get a beer around here.
Worst state ever
PS Homer, where the hell are all the bars in this area? Nothing but country roads and churches....can't get a beer around here.
Worst state ever
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Coulda been good times, GB.Oh, and yeah...all there is to do around here is drive and pray. Sorry.I'm gonna hate my 6:45am flight tomorrowPS Homer, where the hell are all the bars in this area? Nothing but country roads and churches....can't get a beer around here. Worst state ever
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I've been self-medicating all night at work because of my back, so when I got home from work an hour ago I was already hammered.
I'm keeping that going until the sun comes up, I think.
I'm keeping that going until the sun comes up, I think.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Back pain is the fing worst. I hope it gets better GB.After getting loaded and a solid 4.5 hours sleep I'm off to play golf/cards/drink/smoke for 3 days. I'll see if I can check in later.I've been self-medicating all night at work because of my back, so when I got home from work an hour ago I was already hammered.I'm keeping that going until the sun comes up, I think.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Double vodka down. Time for a beer.
Toads
Footballguy
Maybe "This Guy"has been thereDoes this guy think he's gona convert us?My mom does a better job of telling me I'm a loserHi stryker. I'm Homer and I have a drinking problem too. Wanna go get a beer?What effect are you looking for?"Hi, I'm stryker and I have a drinking problem"?BUMP for effect?Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.
"Who shall we say is calling?
Who In This Mirror?
Who In Mortal Chains?
Who by Common Trial?
Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"
...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008
Edit - cleaning up bad word(s)
and maybe, just maybe, he's trying to help you get up and get out.You can lead a Horse to water..... 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Another double and we're off. My cousin paid for ewverbody. Again. Everybody as in 60 guys. I lov e the man.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
what in the hell does he do? damn
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
27 holes haven't lost abet. Of courde I have a ringer.
Wrigley
Footballguy
How are you still standing, let along playing golf
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
10_20 poker yes
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Double vodka down. Time for a beer.
Love the progression here. :(
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Didn't get out of bed 'til 5pm. Didn't even brush my teeth 'til 11pm. Still managed to go out and get tanked and I'm still getting after it.
I rule!
I rule!
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
this might be poetry?Double vodka down. Time for a beer.
Love the progression here.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
im pretty sure after all my years on these boards... you, stryker, and bob, are all pretty aweosome. also... id like to add that i like to lick nippels and make those bumpy spots on them. you know what im saying right? really? you dont?? weirdo
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
That's hot.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
dude im nearing that apint...what do i do? mix another jar or curl up next to my periodfied woman?please advise
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It's just lubricant, dude.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I came back to only lose 300. Let's tty thisw again.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
good to see youre alive and well
strykerpks
Footballguy
I started at i9am. Bloody's and beers during our draft. One by one, mye leaguemates fell out. 9:24pm Im the last solder. I can barely stand, much les type. Taxi will be here in 5 mins to take me downtown. Gibberish to follow in a few hours
PS I
Bob and Homer and Boom....regulars gotta stick toghter
PS I
Bob and Homer and Boom....regulars gotta stick toghter
