Thorn
Footballguy
Sophomore year of college the guys in the next suite did that. then they duct taped the cardboard cases to the corner to make a large basket. Got to be eye level by the end of the semester. Thanks for the memory.
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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)
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Thorn
Footballguy
Did this actually happen? What did I miss?Agreed.Plus, I'll kill a ###### if he ####s with my boi homer. Thats how I feel about barfightsF%^k the laws of matter...we need to hang out.How do you feel about barfights?
My old lady says I'm ######ed because I'm laughing at that. I can't rebut.
She's a dumb braod.
Edit except when someone destroys postradamus' jaw. I'll gladly back away
strykerpks
Footballguy
Unfortunately so...Im bnot sure he can eat solidsDid this actually happen? What did I miss?Agreed.Plus, I'll kill a ###### if he ####s with my boi homer. Thats how I feel about barfightsF%^k the laws of matter...we need to hang out.How do you feel about barfights?
My old lady says I'm ######ed because I'm laughing at that. I can't rebut.
She's a dumb braod.
Edit except when someone destroys postradamus' jaw. I'll gladly back away
Thorn
Footballguy
Aw ####. Broke my jaw a while back. Worst 6 weeks of my life.Unfortunately so...Im bnot sure he can eat solidsDid this actually happen? What did I miss?Agreed.Plus, I'll kill a ###### if he ####s with my boi homer. Thats how I feel about barfightsF%^k the laws of matter...we need to hang out.How do you feel about barfights?
My old lady says I'm ######ed because I'm laughing at that. I can't rebut.
She's a dumb braod.
Edit except when someone destroys postradamus' jaw. I'll gladly back away
strykerpks
Footballguy
Yeah, FUBAR.
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
Ian Stewart just went yard in the top of the 12th
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Holy ####balls... no one drinks on thursdays?
eventful night out. Friend of a friend said something to a minority. Should have let him take his beating but didn't. Talked the other dude down.
Little mexicaned chick wanted to dance and make out. Smelled of ######.
Some tall chick with lots of n's in jen according to my phone. Then a veryu juggy married chick.
:banbned: So drunk.
eventful night out. Friend of a friend said something to a minority. Should have let him take his beating but didn't. Talked the other dude down.
Little mexicaned chick wanted to dance and make out. Smelled of ######.
Some tall chick with lots of n's in jen according to my phone. Then a veryu juggy married chick.
:banbned: So drunk.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I was drunk last night, but my stupid neighbor (who I steal the innernet from) is having router issues or something. Couldn't get online. Pissed.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Got the house to myself this weekend. :crack:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Haven't seen LA Confidential in quite some time. Damn that movie is good.
Slight buzz :engage:
Slight buzz :engage:
strykerpks
Footballguy
That stuff any good? Saw it a few weeks ago but didnt have any
kevzilla
Footballguy
Definitely getting the job done. Probably didn't need another round for the 4th qtr of Suns-Spurs, but tastes so good I did it anyway.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Does not compute
strykerpks
Footballguy
Cuban Gynecologist and American Autosalesman
Tecumseh
Footballguy
The dog in the ocean was spectacular.Cuban Gynecologist and American Autosalesman
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bueller?
boom king
Footballguy
Wait
strykerpks
Footballguy
About time my GB BK shows up...wait, Dane Cook? Stab her in the uterus with a sledgehammer. That'll lern her
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strykerpks
Footballguy
My brothers and sisters
We are gathered here today to discus matters of the kakadookie....and the stinky stinky
We are gathered here today to discus matters of the kakadookie....and the stinky stinky
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
I won 20 $5 scratch tickets in an Aerosmith karaoke contest today. Got 18 bucks out of 8 tickets so far.
I'm always too drunk to remember to post in here when I get home. 
Went to a show at Trees last night, good to see that place again. Some very nice looking girls, but I was too obliterated to be charming.. Wasted opportunity.. I ended up pushing a random bum in a wheel chair around deep ellum at 2:30 in the morning before eventually getting a cab home.
Planning to go back out tonight.. hopefully this time I'll be coherent enough when i get home to make a jackass out of myself in this thread.
Went to a show at Trees last night, good to see that place again. Some very nice looking girls, but I was too obliterated to be charming.. Wasted opportunity..
I ended up pushing a random bum in a wheel chair around deep ellum at 2:30 in the morning before eventually getting a cab home. Planning to go back out tonight.. hopefully this time I'll be coherent enough when i get home to make a jackass out of myself in this thread.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Does not computeI'm always too drunk to remember to post in here when I get home. :(
Went to a show at Trees last night, good to see that place again. Some very nice looking girls, but I was too obliterated to be charming.. Wasted opportunity..
Planning to go back out tonight.. hopefully this time I'll be coherent enough when i get home to make a jackass out of myself in this thread.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
:( I'll be on Lake Lewisville all afternoon. May be too drunk to go out tonight.I'm always too drunk to remember to post in here when I get home. :(
Went to a show at Trees last night, good to see that place again. Some very nice looking girls, but I was too obliterated to be charming.. Wasted opportunity..
Planning to go back out tonight.. hopefully this time I'll be coherent enough when i get home to make a jackass out of myself in this thread.
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
UFC fights over, and i'm still crushing a few.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I cant typw
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
So I was at my bar and they had Guitar Villains there. They are a band that is basically karaoke. They play and regular folks sing. Anyway.....they had this hot chick singing a song and she was really good. At the end they announced she was 15 and was there with her parents.
I immediately thought of Homer
I immediately thought of Homer
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
nopeI just ended 4 days of hard core fun with 7 other GB's.
boom king
Footballguy
awesome. im going to the hawks game tonight
Postradamus
Footballguy
Does Lortab count?
My face was battered by an illegal and I am on drugs. This thread seems like fun.
My face was battered by an illegal and I am on drugs. This thread seems like fun.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My liver, lungs, doctor and 3rd grade teacher would probably disagree with you.
ld:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Yeah, I think you get a free pass on this one.I was absolutely destroyed last night. Bought a lawn mower and weed whacker from Farm and Fleet at about 5pm....completely wasted. When I said I wanted to buy both, the salesman asked me if I was "alright"
See you ####ers in a bout 8 hours. Taking mom out for some mimosas
Postradamus
Footballguy
Very nice work, reminds me of the time I hammeredly ordered a funnel online because our beer bong was missing and I couldn't drive. Totally forgot I did that only to be reminded when my account overdrew and a package showed up at my door the next day.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I was here but in bed by that time
Either wayt Im here now after softball. We scored 70 runs in the past 2 weeksA pitcher for every run
Good night
