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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

Mowed the lawn, weed-whacked, started phase one of cleaning out my garage/shed, detailed mine and my old lady's car and put together some shelving.
Damn, hope you charge by the hour. All I did today was get some mcdonalds to cure last night's repercussions and put some strawberry plants in the ground.
 
Who do you all think was the talent of guns n roses? I know I'm gonna get flamed but for me it was Axl.
Sure, I'll give you that
Mowed the lawn, weed-whacked, started phase one of cleaning out my garage/shed, detailed mine and my old lady's car and put together some shelving.
Damn, hope you charge by the hour. All I did today was get some mcdonalds to cure last night's repercussions and put some strawberry plants in the ground.
I wish. But the sweet reward is Sunday Drinking
 
Good deal on the Shiner.

Got a nice glow from finishing off the Kraken with my GB. So nice, Taco Bell seemed like a good idea.

 
Good deal on the Shiner.Got a nice glow from finishing off the Kraken with my GB. So nice, Taco Bell seemed like a good idea.
I may hav asked this before, but what is this Kraken like? Saw it after softball one night and was intrigued
Forgive the heresy, but I like it even better than the Captain. :fishing: Considering it's 94 proof, it's really smooth. Great straight-up, if you're into that kind of thing.
 
Good deal on the Shiner.Got a nice glow from finishing off the Kraken with my GB. So nice, Taco Bell seemed like a good idea.
I may hav asked this before, but what is this Kraken like? Saw it after softball one night and was intrigued
Forgive the heresy, but I like it even better than the Captain. :fishing: Considering it's 94 proof, it's really smooth. Great straight-up, if you're into that kind of thing.
Gotcha...sounds good. About the same cost?
 
Good deal on the Shiner.Got a nice glow from finishing off the Kraken with my GB. So nice, Taco Bell seemed like a good idea.
I may hav asked this before, but what is this Kraken like? Saw it after softball one night and was intrigued
Forgive the heresy, but I like it even better than the Captain. :fishing: Considering it's 94 proof, it's really smooth. Great straight-up, if you're into that kind of thing.
Gotcha...sounds good. About the same cost?
IIRC, the 750-ml was $20 with tax, great deal.
 
Good deal on the Shiner.Got a nice glow from finishing off the Kraken with my GB. So nice, Taco Bell seemed like a good idea.
I may hav asked this before, but what is this Kraken like? Saw it after softball one night and was intrigued
Forgive the heresy, but I like it even better than the Captain. :unsure: Considering it's 94 proof, it's really smooth. Great straight-up, if you're into that kind of thing.
Gotcha...sounds good. About the same cost?
IIRC, the 750-ml was $20 with tax, great deal.
What is Kraken?
 
Vicodin and Sailor Jerry, two great tastes that taste great together.

I am drinking my way through the spiced rum section. :goodposting:

 
Tomorrow is gonna sucjk. Gnite
How ya feelin GB?
Surprisingly I felt good. Maybe an hour long hangover and thats about it. I busted my tail today at work so that prolly helped
Anybody willling to trade some yuengling for some new glarus? halp?
Consumer Beverage or Oklahoma Liquor doesn't have it? Might be a bit out of the way for you but I'm pretty sure you can get Yuengling in MKE somewhere.#######...its been 6 straight days of drinking. Tuesday night is liver rest night.
 
What is Kraken?
Dark spiced rum. Pretty tasty. My nephew and his friends had some one night and had me try it. I said, "Hmm not bad...kinda strong....90 proof?"His ####### friend says, "Nope! 47!"(it's 47% by volume)Yeah, that's right, I can tell proof by taste (within 5, I guess)
 
Drinking at a bar alone on a Tuesday. 25% chance I take the cute li'l bartender home.

I rule.
why are you drinking alone?
Because it's a Tuesday?
ill never let you drink alone GB
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

That's why I spent the last 20 minutes trying to take and upload this pic of my cute li'l bartender. She's 4 feet tall. :mellow:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/e410fead.jpg

 
Drinking at a bar alone on a Tuesday. 25% chance I take the cute li'l bartender home.

I rule.
why are you drinking alone?
Because it's a Tuesday?
ill never let you drink alone GB
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

That's why I spent the last 20 minutes trying to take and upload this pic of my cute li'l bartender. She's 4 feet tall. :blackdot:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/e410fead.jpg
A spinner!
 
Homer J Simpson said:
boom king said:
Homer J Simpson said:
boom king said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Drinking at a bar alone on a Tuesday. 25% chance I take the cute li'l bartender home.

I rule.
why are you drinking alone?
Because it's a Tuesday?
ill never let you drink alone GB
You're a good man, Charlie Brown. That's why I spent the last 20 minutes trying to take and upload this pic of my cute li'l bartender. She's 4 feet tall. :popcorn:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/e410fead.jpg
Oh hai.
 
Homer J Simpson said:
boom king said:
Homer J Simpson said:
boom king said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Drinking at a bar alone on a Tuesday. 25% chance I take the cute li'l bartender home.

I rule.
why are you drinking alone?
Because it's a Tuesday?
ill never let you drink alone GB
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

That's why I spent the last 20 minutes trying to take and upload this pic of my cute li'l bartender. She's 4 feet tall. :shrug:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/e410fead.jpg
Update?
 
Homer J Simpson said:
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

That's why I spent the last 20 minutes trying to take and upload this pic of my cute li'l bartender. She's 4 feet tall. :bye:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/e410fead.jpg
Update?
Well, I knew she was dating a guy which is why I only gave myself a 25% chance. But apparently they live together and she's head-over-taco in love with the guy. Probability dropped to zero. :shock:
:shock: Tough break. Go get the next one GB.
 
Drinking at a bar alone on a Tuesday. 25% chance I take the cute li'l bartender home.

I rule.
why are you drinking alone?
Because it's a Tuesday?
ill never let you drink alone GB
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

That's why I spent the last 20 minutes trying to take and upload this pic of my cute li'l bartender. She's 4 feet tall. :wub:

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/e410fead.jpg
I appreciated this pic....thanks, Homer. :lmao:

 

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