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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

I know I must be drunk when I find myself rooting for the Yankees. And I'm a Red Sox fan. Shows you just how bad the Philly fans are. Go Yankees! F the Phills!!!!!

 
Its been awhile.... But i'm back. One bottle of champagne & dos equis down, two more dos equis to go...

Oh ya, go phillies.

 
Canadian Mist and Sprite have gotten me through Halloween trick or treaters, a Longhorns beat down of Okie State in Stillwater, and almost a Yankees win in Philly. :goodposting: :pickle: :pickle:

Thank you Sir may I have another?

:hifive:

 
Drunk on wine and decided that - since I wasn't tired, it was a good idea to iron my boyfriend's shirts while he sleeps.

Gonna need a ruling here.

 
Drunk here. On abstinthe. Three drinks so far. This might not turn out so well. Moving onto whiskey for a couple of minutes...

I think I could do things I shouldn't do. Like drink more.

Damn you, green fairy. Damn you, absinthe. Get out of my head!

 
everydayj said:
Drunk here. On abstinthe. Three drinks so far. This might not turn out so well. Moving onto whiskey for a couple of minutes...I think I could do things I shouldn't do. Like drink more. Damn you, green fairy. Damn you, absinthe. Get out of my head!
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I have some of that at my house. Brought it back from Prague, but am pretty sure I got ripped off. While it ripped my throat apart on the way down, I never had any hallucinatory (if that's not a word, it is now) effects. :goodposting:
 
YSR said:
everydayj said:
Drunk here. On abstinthe. Three drinks so far. This might not turn out so well. Moving onto whiskey for a couple of minutes...I think I could do things I shouldn't do. Like drink more. Damn you, green fairy. Damn you, absinthe. Get out of my head!
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I have some of that at my house. Brought it back from Prague, but am pretty sure I got ripped off. While it ripped my throat apart on the way down, I never had any hallucinatory (if that's not a word, it is now) effects. :goodposting:
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It got very strange here for a bit. Honestly? Now, I'm just wasted. And using backspace at an epic rate.
 
YSR said:
everydayj said:
Drunk here. On abstinthe. Three drinks so far. This might not turn out so well. Moving onto whiskey for a couple of minutes...I think I could do things I shouldn't do. Like drink more. Damn you, green fairy. Damn you, absinthe. Get out of my head!
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I have some of that at my house. Brought it back from Prague, but am pretty sure I got ripped off. While it ripped my throat apart on the way down, I never had any hallucinatory (if that's not a word, it is now) effects. :goodposting:
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Did you do the whole melt the sugarcube over the absinthe thing? It shouldn't rip your throat on the way down.BTW, 14 beer and like 12 shots of assorted #### dow. Still looking good for the next few minutes... bong is calling
 
Holy balls..had to walk the old lady in the door. We picked up Taco Bell and I ate the #### out of it, but she still thinks we have people over and a nacho supreme waiting for her.

:foreheadslap:

Pics to follow on Sunday

 
Almost crushed a deer on the way home from meeting some girl. Im still not sure how I missed it or that it was a deer. Not that I am that twisted it just happened so fast, it might have been a large rodent.

First time to drink in over a month.

 
Stayed in tonight setting up for card night tomorrow. I should be good and ####ed up.

Slightly buzzed after about 8 High Lifes and 2 margaritas at dinner. :cry:

 
I think I need to host an FBG poker night at my place, Otis, Righetti, Chase, Norwood, and a few others who's names escape me

 
Sheriff Bart said:
zander_s said:
Sheriff Bart said:
badmojo1006 said:
I am getting rid of all the alcohol in my houseJust finished the Tequila and Vodka bottles...Next the dark rum
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Careful man.I just got 2 whiskeys down. Now we need to get the kids down.
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Don't drink the kids.........you'll kill yourselllllfffffff!!!!
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My 2.5 yo is going through this thing where he doesn't want to go to bed. It is ####### maddening. :popcorn:
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Give him a shot of whiskey
 
Sheriff Bart said:
zander_s said:
Sheriff Bart said:
badmojo1006 said:
I am getting rid of all the alcohol in my houseJust finished the Tequila and Vodka bottles...Next the dark rum
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Careful man.I just got 2 whiskeys down. Now we need to get the kids down.
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Don't drink the kids.........you'll kill yourselllllfffffff!!!!
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My 2.5 yo is going through this thing where he doesn't want to go to bed. It is ####### maddening. :popcorn:
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Been there! It will pass my friend, although it will be many a night fight until then.
 
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