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Official Drunk Thread (10 Viewers)

I am getting rid of all the alcohol in my houseJust finished the Tequila and Vodka bottles...Next the dark rum
Careful man.I just got 2 whiskeys down. Now we need to get the kids down.
Don't drink the kids.........you'll kill yourselllllfffffff!!!!
My 2.5 yo is going through this thing where he doesn't want to go to bed. It is ####### maddening. :banned:
Been there! It will pass my friend, although it will be many a night fight until then.
Yep, I know. We just got the oldest rhough it about 8 months ago.I just cracked up to the "Otis gets engaged" video while Mrs. SLB :rolleyes: at me.
 
Bob, does your old lady allow the one-hitter or is that a hidden pleasure?

I ask because I :thumbup: the weed but have not been able to due to a close female companion who works in the local school district so that would be frowned upon in our house.

PS The Jared thread....a year ago you mentioned a hookup...still around? I'm looking at February-ish

 
Its early here but :thumbup: i love drinking.
Hi, my name is Bob.
Hi Bob im Nicholete. when i say early i mean early as in i started early but im still drinking.
I've seen your name around here. You should post more often. And Bob is a nice guy and all, but he's married <_< :cockblock:I'm stryker. If you like to drink, I'm your huckleberry ;)
I don't post much but i have my ways of knowing whats going on and you have a gf. :popcorn:
 
Its early here but :thumbup: i love drinking.
Hi, my name is Bob.
Hi Bob im Nicholete. when i say early i mean early as in i started early but im still drinking.
I've seen your name around here. You should post more often. And Bob is a nice guy and all, but he's married ;) :cockblock:I'm stryker. If you like to drink, I'm your huckleberry ;)
I don't post much but i have my ways of knowing whats going on and you have a gf. :popcorn:
You're a good chick <_<
 
Hi Bob im Nicholete. when i say early i mean early as in i started early but im still drinking.

I've seen your name around here. You should post more often. And Bob is a nice guy and all, but he's married <_<

:cockblock:

I'm stryker. If you like to drink, I'm your huckleberry ;)

I don't post much but i have my ways of knowing whats going on and you have a gf. :popcorn:

You're a good chick :thumbup:

I know and thank you. ;)

I keep saying I'll post more but others have stopped me. I'll start.

 
I know and thank you. :popcorn:I keep saying I'll post more but others have stopped me. I'll start.
No better time to start than nowTell us about yourself. No need to get too specific, but how about where you're from (general area, or even state), how you came to FBGs, and what your drink of choice is??
 
Im from Illinois originally and now live in Chicago on the northside and tonight my drink of choice was wine. I like to read and take long walks on the beach and have lots hot naked sex. Im 34.

 
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Im from Illinois originally and now live in Chicago on the northside and tonight my drink of choice was wine. I like to read and take long walks on the beach and have lots hot naked sex. Im 34.
What kind of wine, red or white?What kind of beach? Chicago isn't known for their beaches...What kind of sex? On top or otherwise? Moaner or screamer?
 
Im from Illinois originally and now live in Chicago on the northside and tonight my drink of choice was wine. I like to read and take long walks on the beach and have lots hot naked sex. Im 34.
What kind of wine, red or white?What kind of beach? Chicago isn't known for their beaches...What kind of sex? On top or otherwise? Moaner or screamer?
tonight white but now drinking sangria. im was kidding about the beaches.moaner becuase im in an apartment building but i love to scream if i can.
 
Im from Illinois originally and now live in Chicago on the northside and tonight my drink of choice was wine. I like to read and take long walks on the beach and have lots hot naked sex. Im 34.
What kind of wine, red or white?What kind of beach? Chicago isn't known for their beaches...What kind of sex? On top or otherwise? Moaner or screamer?
tonight white but now drinking sangria. im was kidding about the beaches.moaner becuase im in an apartment building but i love to scream if i can.
Sangria, huh. Homemade or store bought? Fruit or no?Normally what kind of white? Chardonnay? Pinot Grigio? Sauvignon Blanc? Riesling?What makes you scream? Spanking? Hair pulling? Or just good a old fashioned rodgering?
 
store brought no fruit but if i had fruit i would add. and at the bar tonight it was chardonnay.

what makes me scream is hot rought sex. i love to be spanked.

and no i don't miss neckbreads.

 
store brought no fruit but if i had fruit i would add. and at the bar tonight it was chardonnay.what makes me scream is hot rought sex. i love to be spanked.and no i don't miss neckbreads.
What brought you to FBGs?Married?Spanked doggy, spanked cowgirl or spanked reverse cowgirl? Rough on the clit or gentle on the clit?
 
store brought no fruit but if i had fruit i would add. and at the bar tonight it was chardonnay.what makes me scream is hot rought sex. i love to be spanked.and no i don't miss neckbreads.
What brought you to FBGs?Married?Spanked doggy, spanked cowgirl or spanked reverse cowgirl? Rough on the clit or gentle on the clit?
Its a long story how i found FBG but to keep it short i was on a another site and was already playing fantasy football and didn't realize there were message boards.singlespanked however doesn't matter just liked to be spanked. But never have done reverse cowgirl and always wanted to.
 
store brought no fruit but if i had fruit i would add. and at the bar tonight it was chardonnay.what makes me scream is hot rought sex. i love to be spanked.and no i don't miss neckbreads.
What brought you to FBGs?Married?Spanked doggy, spanked cowgirl or spanked reverse cowgirl? Rough on the clit or gentle on the clit?
Its a long story how i found FBG but to keep it short i was on a another site and was already playing fantasy football and didn't realize there were message boards.singlespanked however doesn't matter just liked to be spanked. But never have done reverse cowgirl and always wanted to.
Is spanking the only thing that turns you on? Favorite position? Does size really matter?What do you like about fantasy football, and/or FBGs in general?Do you visit the FFA during the workday? What do you do for a living?
 
No spanking isn't the only thing that turns me on. Favorite position depends on mood ( i don't want to get a TO) Size doesn't matter.

I love football in genral and fantasy football just makes it that much better. vikings fan.

i was laid off back in apirl so i visit a lot more now that i have more time on my hands.

 
No spanking isn't the only thing that turns me on. Favorite position depends on mood ( i don't want to get a TO) Size doesn't matter. I love football in genral and fantasy football just makes it that much better. vikings fan.i was laid off back in apirl so i visit a lot more now that i have more time on my hands.
As far as I know a few mods show up here, but for the most part if you don't get too graphic you won't get a TO. If you start talking about $$$$$ in the $$$$$ while $$$$$ gets the $$$$$ above the $$$$$ then you may get a TO. But if you're smart about it you can avoid it. We're all adults in this thread.What mood sparks what position? I know my old lady likes to be on top when shes buzzed. She likes me on top when she's sober. She likes it from behind when she just watched UFC or some sort of fight....any mood like that strike you? Whats your take on cunnilingus? How about fellatio?Why a Viking fan? From Minnesota originally? What's your take on the Favre to Minny soap opera?
 
No spanking isn't the only thing that turns me on. Favorite position depends on mood ( i don't want to get a TO) Size doesn't matter. I love football in genral and fantasy football just makes it that much better. vikings fan.i was laid off back in apirl so i visit a lot more now that i have more time on my hands.
As far as I know a few mods show up here, but for the most part if you don't get too graphic you won't get a TO. If you start talking about $$$$$ in the $$$$$ while $$$$$ gets the $$$$$ above the $$$$$ then you may get a TO. But if you're smart about it you can avoid it. We're all adults in this thread.What mood sparks what position? I know my old lady likes to be on top when shes buzzed. She likes me on top when she's sober. She likes it from behind when she just watched UFC or some sort of fight....any mood like that strike you? Whats your take on cunnilingus? How about fellatio?Why a Viking fan? From Minnesota originally? What's your take on the Favre to Minny soap opera?
huh?just depends on mood i don't watch UFC. if im up and ready i;ll be on top or if i m tired and want it he will be on top.vikings fan comes from my dad he was a vikings fan from back in the day. he already said i need to come home for thanksviving so we can plan our party which im assuming is our SB party. Im happy with favre now but he was annoying this summer. he gets on my nerve with this retireing thing.
 
just depends on mood i don't watch UFC. if im up and ready i;ll be on top or if i m tired and want it he will be on top.vikings fan comes from my dad he was a vikings fan from back in the day. he already said i need to come home for thanksviving so we can plan our party which im assuming is our SB party. Im happy with favre now but he was annoying this summer. he gets on my nerve with this retireing thing.
What is your specialty? (Non sexually :thumbup: ) What I mean is if you're not employed, what would you like to do? What is your expertise? Did you go to school for something specific? Did you get laid off?What are your interests? Other than long walks on the beach :boxing: Do you play softball, kickball, volleyball, bowling, ect...?Where did you grow up? If your father was a Viking fan I'm guessing Minnesota, northern Iowa, western Wisconsin.....?I won't argue or question this one...but were you raised Catholic? Jewish? Etc? How dedicated are you to your beliefs?
 
just depends on mood i don't watch UFC. if im up and ready i;ll be on top or if i m tired and want it he will be on top.vikings fan comes from my dad he was a vikings fan from back in the day. he already said i need to come home for thanksviving so we can plan our party which im assuming is our SB party. Im happy with favre now but he was annoying this summer. he gets on my nerve with this retireing thing.
What is your specialty? (Non sexually ;) ) What I mean is if you're not employed, what would you like to do? What is your expertise? Did you go to school for something specific? Did you get laid off?What are your interests? Other than long walks on the beach ;) Do you play softball, kickball, volleyball, bowling, ect...?Where did you grow up? If your father was a Viking fan I'm guessing Minnesota, northern Iowa, western Wisconsin.....?I won't argue or question this one...but were you raised Catholic? Jewish? Etc? How dedicated are you to your beliefs?
Everyone says i missed my calling as an event planner whenever something needs to be plannned they look at me to do it. I was laid off i was working in benefits doing LOA STD and LTD.I play volleyball during the summer and if i can get on a softball team i'll do it.i grew on the Illinois Iowa boarder. My dad became a fan back of the purple people eater days.catholic sunday school when i was younger and when i go home i have to go to chruch i don't go to chruch here in chicago.
 
just depends on mood i don't watch UFC. if im up and ready i;ll be on top or if i m tired and want it he will be on top.vikings fan comes from my dad he was a vikings fan from back in the day. he already said i need to come home for thanksviving so we can plan our party which im assuming is our SB party. Im happy with favre now but he was annoying this summer. he gets on my nerve with this retireing thing.
What is your specialty? (Non sexually ;) ) What I mean is if you're not employed, what would you like to do? What is your expertise? Did you go to school for something specific? Did you get laid off?What are your interests? Other than long walks on the beach ;) Do you play softball, kickball, volleyball, bowling, ect...?Where did you grow up? If your father was a Viking fan I'm guessing Minnesota, northern Iowa, western Wisconsin.....?I won't argue or question this one...but were you raised Catholic? Jewish? Etc? How dedicated are you to your beliefs?
Everyone says i missed my calling as an event planner whenever something needs to be plannned they look at me to do it. I was laid off i was working in benefits doing LOA STD and LTD.I play volleyball during the summer and if i can get on a softball team i'll do it.i grew on the Illinois Iowa boarder. My dad became a fan back of the purple people eater days.catholic sunday school when i was younger and when i go home i have to go to chruch i don't go to chruch here in chicago.
Please explain "LOA STD and LTD" like Im drunk and posting in the drunk thread....TIA. Are you actively looking for work? Do you have an idea of where you'd like to/want to work?IL/IA border? Close to the Quad Cities? My best friend is from Moline and somehow a Bear fan.So you're single, (I mean no offense) why are you at home on a Friday night? Are you seeing anyone? Any prospects?
 
just depends on mood i don't watch UFC. if im up and ready i;ll be on top or if i m tired and want it he will be on top.vikings fan comes from my dad he was a vikings fan from back in the day. he already said i need to come home for thanksviving so we can plan our party which im assuming is our SB party. Im happy with favre now but he was annoying this summer. he gets on my nerve with this retireing thing.
What is your specialty? (Non sexually ;) ) What I mean is if you're not employed, what would you like to do? What is your expertise? Did you go to school for something specific? Did you get laid off?What are your interests? Other than long walks on the beach ;) Do you play softball, kickball, volleyball, bowling, ect...?Where did you grow up? If your father was a Viking fan I'm guessing Minnesota, northern Iowa, western Wisconsin.....?I won't argue or question this one...but were you raised Catholic? Jewish? Etc? How dedicated are you to your beliefs?
Everyone says i missed my calling as an event planner whenever something needs to be plannned they look at me to do it. I was laid off i was working in benefits doing LOA STD and LTD.I play volleyball during the summer and if i can get on a softball team i'll do it.i grew on the Illinois Iowa boarder. My dad became a fan back of the purple people eater days.catholic sunday school when i was younger and when i go home i have to go to chruch i don't go to chruch here in chicago.
Please explain "LOA STD and LTD" like Im drunk and posting in the drunk thread....TIA. Are you actively looking for work? Do you have an idea of where you'd like to/want to work?IL/IA border? Close to the Quad Cities? My best friend is from Moline and somehow a Bear fan.So you're single, (I mean no offense) why are you at home on a Friday night? Are you seeing anyone? Any prospects?
Leave of absense, short term disablity long term disablity. yes im actively looking looking for something in benefits.yes im from the quad cities and hate your bf since he is from moline.i was out but it was early my old boss who laid me off is now laid off so we went out for her last day. i have plans for satruday night if that helps. i had a bf in michigan but he sucks.
 
Leave of absense, short term disablity long term disablity. yes im actively looking looking for something in benefits.yes im from the quad cities and hate your bf since he is from moline.i was out but it was early my old boss who laid me off is now laid off so we went out for her last day. i have plans for satruday night if that helps. i had a bf in michigan but he sucks.
Sorry to hear that. I hope you find a job that you're happy with. I've been at my current job for 9 years. I hate it. I'm casually looking so we'll see what happensIf i'm prying, dont answer, but why were you on disability? You never really answered what field you are in? If you dont want to say, thats fine....What happened with the BF in Michigan? I was part of a LDR if that means anything so I understand the challenges.... How's your sangria treating you by now? ;)
 
Im not on disablity. I said i worked in LOA leave of absense STD short term disabitly and LTD long term disiablity when i worked in benefits that is what i worked with.

6 years of going nowhere what happened.

samgira mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
Im not on disablity. I said i worked in LOA leave of absense STD short term disabitly and LTD long term disiablity when i worked in benefits that is what i worked with. 6 years of going nowhere what happened.samgira mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok...you didn't answer a few questions...and thats...ok.../stuart smalleyWhy don't you post during afternoon/evening FFA hours? Do you know krista4? YSR? Mrs. BSR? They are women that post here (if you weren't already aware)
 
What questions didn't I answer?

And now i don't now those girls and i don't post because i really don't know why i always say im going to post more and then i end up not posting more.

 
What questions didn't I answer?And now i don't now those girls and i don't post because i really don't know why i always say im going to post more and then i end up not posting more.
Dont' sweat it. I'm going to catch #### from the guys on this site for not prying harder...THe questions you didnt answer were related to your (ex)BF in Michigan, and you never said what you did for a living
 
What questions didn't I answer?And now i don't now those girls and i don't post because i really don't know why i always say im going to post more and then i end up not posting more.
Dont' sweat it. I'm going to catch #### from the guys on this site for not prying harder...THe questions you didnt answer were related to your (ex)BF in Michigan, and you never said what you did for a living
we broke up because it was 6 years of going no where. you worked in benefits.
 
:(

I asked her like 3 times what she did and what happened to her old man. She answered each time. I was just too drunk to get it. Sorry nicholete.

:lmao:

 
Bob, does your old lady allow the one-hitter or is that a hidden pleasure?I ask because I :lmao: the weed but have not been able to due to a close female companion who works in the local school district so that would be frowned upon in our house.PS The Jared thread....a year ago you mentioned a hookup...still around? I'm looking at February-ish
Does she allow it? lmao I've been smoking since I was 13 so I would have never married her if she had a problem with it.I'll be happy to hook you up GB. :( I'll shoot you a PM.
 

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