Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
Was that oen of you dumb ####s who did surgery on himself to removed a boil from his balls or something in college, because he didn't have insurance? Like blood gushing everywhere and left a massive hole
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
HJS, I'm a little disappointed you weren't around last night.She knows. I set that precedent on our 4th date which was 9 hours of Sunday football in my living room with 5 GBs. She didn't even realize it was this weekend until today. She apologized and actually gave me an out but I just got one of those new fancy Droid phones so I'll be ok. Plus there's a ton of food and free beer for 8 horus.DId I just sound like Woz there?I'm totally sreious here, go to the event but tell her you watch football on Sunday. Don't give an inch. Set precedent now. I know what I'm taking about.In before "You poor dumb *******"
I just found out I'm going to miss football on Sunday. Apparently an outing to the freaking Brewer game was planned back in April.
Pretty sure I'm going to get silly drunk to get even with her.
Yes
Be back in a few miuntes. I'm about to get laid No
mr. furley
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Pretty sure that was Jewell
Dazed and Confused
Footballguy
3 jumbo margerita's and a muff burger. I do my best work after a belly full of margerita's.
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Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Yeah, that pretty much sucks. I won't likn Jewells story because mine were right behind his. Two FFA posts I wish I had back...and I've been banned a few times.
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
Lies!
kevzilla
Footballguy
You are correct. I should have said a pint of Knob Creek and a couple of Vikes is plenty.Can't put it away like I used to.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Should I finish the last 4 beers?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Pretty sure the 5,000 calories I've already had today wont mind.Nah, too many calories.
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
It's on like I'm even thinking of drinking out of my own ###### on. Gets THIS party Sstaarted RIGHT!!!!!@@@@##$*(_)_ )_*()_
zander_s
Footballguy
They won't finish themselves will they?
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
Is that even a real question? Polish them off and have a shot to celebrate your victory!
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
Not sure what a Vike is but it sounds convincing! Kudos to you. May you pass out in peace.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I forgot about shots. I could be here a while.Church is gonna suck tomorrow.
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
Definitely. Finish off the knob
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
PS I just noticed that Ive passed 1000 posts in this thread. Not sure if thtats a good or bad thing 
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
"You can't go to church Sunday morning with Saturday night still on your breath" - My mom So either go big and stay home or stop now!
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
Vicodin...And a pint of Knob is admirable anyway but throw in the pharmies and thats a solid night
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Well, the wine should help in the morning
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
Ahh. I'm limited to the liquid lingo. Pills aren't my thing. I still say kudos to you sir.
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
People go to church during football season?!At least you can show up 5 minutes early tomorrow and get 7th row.
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
You didn't mention you were Catholic. lol
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
Dude... of course they do. You gotta pray for your team to win before the 1pm kickoff time lol.
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Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Haammured.
God bless ye.
God bless ye.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I figured it was impliedAnyways, The Leauge on FX is fantastic, even upon 2nd viewingYou didn't mention you were Catholic. lol
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
Di D*I UT!! One and ALL. Whey sis Mop keeop cleaning Joes underroos$ Nothing is going to deaedscribe how it means something. So spatethic. Andthen J, WHOOAS NERENNEEEELLLLYYYY!!! OUT OF TOUCHTY
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Awesome
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
I've heard some things about The League. Should I rent it?
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
FFAA LEGAUGE??>>>SP LEAGUE.
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
You speak for everyone. Bless you and your eleoquence.Di D*I UT!! One and ALL. Whey sis Mop keeop cleaning Joes underroos$ Nothing is going to deaedscribe how it means something. So spatethic. Andthen J, WHOOAS NERENNEEEELLLLYYYY!!! OUT OF TOUCHTY
Ralley Monkeys
Footballguy
i'll take that as a yes.FFAA LEGAUGE??>>>SP LEAGUE.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Absolutely.Or turn on FX right now. Running a marathon. Season 2 starts this week
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
well of course
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Holy verginer
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Figured a once in a lifetime tornado was a good enough reason to drink
Almost a liter deep in Jack and Coke
Oops
Almost a liter deep in Jack and Coke
Oops
It rained in Youngstown today, so I'm totally with ya, GB.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Great comboit's 3 Am and I am doing work that I would otherwise have to do tomorrow AM, but I am doing it WHILE DRINKINGBEST OF BOTH WORLDS
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
pretty much about to #### my pants. tough making this thinkkl work. have send tsome pms to clear things up for somke people but it may hurt more than it helps. the end is drawin gnear for me iiii thinjk. walking the line and about to fall off of it in thw wrong direction. jow wont help upull me gback up. just let me drownd ins a sea of holy water. wavescloth
OC Zed
Footballguy
Checking in tonight.Hi, I'm Zed.(FFA) Hi, Zed.
OC Zed
Footballguy
Oof.Hit me up if you ever make it down to the Coast.
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