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Bought out by a Japanese firm? It's damn good scotch though...I boycott macallan. Owned by the Japanese.Ditch that Maker's for some Jamesons. Or maybe some MacCallan.
Bought out by a Japanese firm? It's damn good scotch though...I boycott macallan. Owned by the Japanese.Ditch that Maker's for some Jamesons. Or maybe some MacCallan.
plenty of good scotches out there that are old family distillers and not japanese corporations.Bought out by a Japanese firm? It's damn good scotch though...I boycott macallan. Owned by the Japanese.Ditch that Maker's for some Jamesons. Or maybe some MacCallan.
I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
If you're going to spend money on naked chicks why not just hire one to serve the drinks?I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
Because I really need someone to clean my house.If you're going to spend money on naked chicks why not just hire one to serve the drinks?I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying. Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
I've done the topless drink server thing. I think I'm just getting a regular maid and having her come over at a different time. I was just intrigued because this chick offered naked cleaning for not much more money. I was really just looking for someone to clean my house, not my pipes.Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying. Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
you get a hot dog?About 4 spotted cows. And 4 trips to home depot.
5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.ROCK N ROLL!back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.
adding another guinness and last jagerbomb to keep up. leaving in an hour to go meet a slutty penguin, a slutty pirate and a slutty nurse. Halloween is just awesome.5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.ROCK N ROLL!back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.
Think of your lost brothers and bring back photograph evidence.ETA: or don't worry about it and have a great time.adding another guinness and last jagerbomb to keep up. leaving in an hour to go meet a slutty penguin, a slutty pirate and a slutty nurse.5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.ROCK N ROLL!back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.
I come through with pics, even if they suck. there's a place with a new picture.Think of your lost brothers and bring back photograph evidence.adding another guinness and last jagerbomb to keep up. leaving in an hour to go meet a slutty penguin, a slutty pirate and a slutty nurse.5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.ROCK N ROLL!back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.
The local HD is sans meatyou get a hot dog?About 4 spotted cows. And 4 trips to home depot.
No.would fireball and redbull be drinkable?
Now we're talking.Also, I hit the ceiling. 6 Guinness, 5 shots of Jameson.
In the GMTAN this morning I remembered this as 5 Guinness and 8 shots.Now we're talking.Also, I hit the ceiling. 6 Guinness, 5 shots of Jameson.
yoo hoi!
Drinking water now.
My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.About 4 spotted cows. And 4 trips to home depot.
Congrats!My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.About 4 spotted cows. And 4 trips to home depot.
Being a father made me switch to hard liquor. Just sayin' ....My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.
congrats!!!boy or girl?'Oh Yes! said:My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.'Oh Yes! said:About 4 spotted cows. And 4 trips to home depot.
no. at least you're using a cup.Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup. Is that officially rock bottom?
on a park bench, on 12th street?Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.
congrats!'Oh Yes! said:My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.
That's meon a park bench, on 12th street?Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.
your whole crew is famous?That's meon a park bench, on 12th street?Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.
Are you buzzed??your whole crew is famous?That's meon a park bench, on 12th street?Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.
i'm sippin e&j, gettin bent all nightAre you buzzed??your whole crew is famous?That's meon a park bench, on 12th street?Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.
What can I say? The street life ain't nothin' to play with.your whole crew is famous?That's meon a park bench, on 12th street?Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.
I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying. Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
Tell me you're kidding.I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying. Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
I'm aiming for passing out on my couch. Just poured pint glass #3 of apple pie moonshineWatching the Chargers game with a fridge FULL of Blanche de Bruxelles. It's either going to be a 6 beer night and end up going out to a bar to celebrate with some scantily clad wimmenz, or a 10+ beer night passed out on my sofa.
dead serious. she told me if I pick her up at the airport she would do "anything" for me. I told her I wanted her to clean my house. She's in.Tell me you're kidding.I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying. Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
We need pics.I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying. Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
Almost done with glass #4. I think my face is starting to get numb and I haven't stood up in a while4 beers in the first half. These refs are making me switch to something stronger.I'm aiming for passing out on my couch. Just poured pint glass #3 of apple pie moonshineWatching the Chargers game with a fridge FULL of Blanche de Bruxelles. It's either going to be a 6 beer night and end up going out to a bar to celebrate with some scantily clad wimmenz, or a 10+ beer night passed out on my sofa.
Boy! Knox Irving. Thanks drunks.congrats!!!boy or girl?My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.About 4 spotted cows. And 4 trips to home depot.