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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

I hope Tanner's friend is ok.

My bartender overserved me and laughed about it. That's a good bartender right there. I'm a day behind GMTAN. Should I even catch up or are the Seattle people hiking and eating again?

 
Doctor Detroit said:
BustedKnuckles said:
If you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
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If I did that I wouldn't have time to drink, I'd always be in the bathroom. Might work with an astronaut diaper I suppose. :oldunsure:
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:lmao:

Back in college, a few GBs and I were going to have the ultimate Mario Kart 64 tournament. We got a case of beer for each of us, a handle of Evan Williams, an oz of the stickiest of the ickiest....and some adult diapers. THe plan was to have some sort of ridiculous 4 player, quadruple elimination, round robin tournament, just to get the seeding correct (TBH I'm still not sure how my buddy made it work). Then after that it was head to head, sudden death. You had to shotgun a beer if you lost and do a shot for each place back you finished (4th would be 3 shots) We started around 7pm and wanted to be done by 10:30 so we could beat the lines to the bars at 11.

The idea was that 4 hours would barely be enough time so we had to eliminate bathroom breaks. The bathroom was 8 feet down the hall from the room. We realized the error of our ways when the first guy peed and said "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH". It wasn't his turn so he could have just gone to the bathroom. Everyone laughed like a *******. 6 of us went through 9 diapers. We ended up having to wait anyways for people to change themselves.

 
strykerpks said:
Doctor Detroit said:
BustedKnuckles said:
If you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
Click to expand...
If I did that I wouldn't have time to drink, I'd always be in the bathroom. Might work with an astronaut diaper I suppose. :oldunsure:
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:lmao:

Back in college, a few GBs and I were going to have the ultimate Mario Kart 64 tournament. We got a case of beer for each of us, a handle of Evan Williams, an oz of the stickiest of the ickiest....and some adult diapers. THe plan was to have some sort of ridiculous 4 player, quadruple elimination, round robin tournament, just to get the seeding correct (TBH I'm still not sure how my buddy made it work). Then after that it was head to head, sudden death. You had to shotgun a beer if you lost and do a shot for each place back you finished (4th would be 3 shots) We started around 7pm and wanted to be done by 10:30 so we could beat the lines to the bars at 11.

The idea was that 4 hours would barely be enough time so we had to eliminate bathroom breaks. The bathroom was 8 feet down the hall from the room. We realized the error of our ways when the first guy peed and said "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH". It wasn't his turn so he could have just gone to the bathroom. Everyone laughed like a *******. 6 of us went through 9 diapers. We ended up having to wait anyways for people to change themselves.
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I salute you

 
Ilov80s said:
Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
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My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.

FIL is doing a Rusty Wallace NASCAR driving experience on Sunday though, so that should be cool.

 
strykerpks said:
Ilov80s said:
Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
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My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.FIL is doing a Rusty Wallace NASCAR driving experience on Sunday though, so that should be cool.
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Yeah, I have a long list of things to do tomorrow. I'm already thinking of ways to get out of half of it.

 
Ilov80s said:
strykerpks said:
Ilov80s said:
Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
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My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.FIL is doing a Rusty Wallace NASCAR driving experience on Sunday though, so that should be cool.
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Yeah, I have a long list of things to do tomorrow. I'm already thinking of ways to get out of half of it.
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Godspeed :thumbup:

Although, FIL will want to start drinking by about 11am so I have that going for me

 
strykerpks said:
Ilov80s said:
strykerpks said:
Ilov80s said:
Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
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My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.FIL is doing a Rusty Wallace NASCAR driving experience on Sunday though, so that should be cool.
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Yeah, I have a long list of things to do tomorrow. I'm already thinking of ways to get out of half of it.
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Godspeed :thumbup: Although, FIL will want to start drinking by about 11am so I have that going for me
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There's worse ways to spend your Saturday morning.
 
strykerpks said:
Doctor Detroit said:
BustedKnuckles said:
If you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
Click to expand...
If I did that I wouldn't have time to drink, I'd always be in the bathroom. Might work with an astronaut diaper I suppose. :oldunsure:
Click to expand...
:lmao:

Back in college, a few GBs and I were going to have the ultimate Mario Kart 64 tournament. We got a case of beer for each of us, a handle of Evan Williams, an oz of the stickiest of the ickiest....and some adult diapers. THe plan was to have some sort of ridiculous 4 player, quadruple elimination, round robin tournament, just to get the seeding correct (TBH I'm still not sure how my buddy made it work). Then after that it was head to head, sudden death. You had to shotgun a beer if you lost and do a shot for each place back you finished (4th would be 3 shots) We started around 7pm and wanted to be done by 10:30 so we could beat the lines to the bars at 11.

The idea was that 4 hours would barely be enough time so we had to eliminate bathroom breaks. The bathroom was 8 feet down the hall from the room. We realized the error of our ways when the first guy peed and said "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH". It wasn't his turn so he could have just gone to the bathroom. Everyone laughed like a *******. 6 of us went through 9 diapers. We ended up having to wait anyways for people to change themselves.
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So did you make it to the bar? And if so, were you still in the diapers?

 
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