Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm tryin' GB...I'm trying.Best job I ever had.
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Dickies
Footballguy
As the Asian girl at my work says.... "Kill two birds with a rock."
kills me everytime.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I was talking to BobI'm tryin' GB...I'm trying.Best job I ever had.
What doesAs the Asian girl at my work says.... "Kill two birds with a rock."kills me everytime.
have to do with anything?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I think I want to marry that girl...As the Asian girl at my work says.... "Kill two birds with a rock."
Dickies
Footballguy
Gotta admit, it's pretty hot. She's got all kinds of screwed up phrases. Perhaps my favorite is "Trader's Joe"I think I want to marry that girl...As the Asian girl at my work says.... "Kill two birds with a rock."kills me everytime.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Nothing exciting GB. She was somehow able to resist my charm. At least temporarily.We are supposed to get together Friday night.Day-after stories?Yes, have some.I like asian chicks. I like tall chicks. I like teachers. This won't end well...
strykerpks
Footballguy
Glll peas Stu
A 12er down, playin guitar hero with the old lady. I farted and she hit me with the guitar. Wait, that probably doesn't belong here
Oh well, glad I wasn't around for the Eunuch Maker thread when it started. I surely would be on a TO. Keys was
though
A 12er down, playin guitar hero with the old lady. I farted and she hit me with the guitar. Wait, that probably doesn't belong here
Oh well, glad I wasn't around for the Eunuch Maker thread when it started. I surely would be on a TO. Keys was
though 
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Thanks for havin me, i'm out.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I've had 3 beers and I'm polishing off my 2nd Homer-made (read: STIFF) Red Bull and vodka.
Heading out to watch the game in a few minutes.
See ya tomorrow.
Heading out to watch the game in a few minutes.
See ya tomorrow.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm a disgusting human being. My first weekend to myself in months and I sit here on my couch downing beers like they're giong out of style. I've done nothing but masturbate, watch football, play video games, masturbate and drink. And its everything I could have hoped for and more. Can't wait to do it again tomorrow. 
I haven't showered since yesterday and I don't plan on it until Monday. The old lady put up with my advances last night but I dont think she'll be so receptive tonight
I haven't showered since yesterday and I don't plan on it until Monday. The old lady put up with my advances last night but I dont think she'll be so receptive tonight
strykerpks
Footballguy
Yup, still on my couch. I cam smell myself now.
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Have you ever been to Wapond?
strykerpks
Footballguy
No I have not....is it fun?
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
My college freshman roommate was from Wapond.The other guy was from Waukesha.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Not drunk, but see all my Wisconsin gbs are in here.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Where you from? I think yopu've asked me about Oconomowoc and various other places around here as well....We need another Wisky cornhole soon
strykerpks
Footballguy
Why so smug lately, Scot?Not drunk, but see all my Wisconsin gbs are in here.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Why so smug lately, Scot?Not drunk, but see all my Wisconsin gbs are in here.
####in' Woz. Dude loves to stalk me lately.I just think he's gone over the edge. He used to be a funny dude who got his ### kicked by women. That's fine. Recently, he decided he knew everything about every subject. That pissed me off.Thus, smugness.
strykerpks
Footballguy
####in' Woz.Why so smug lately, Scot?Not drunk, but see all my Wisconsin gbs are in here.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
####in' Woz.Why so smug lately, Scot?Not drunk, but see all my Wisconsin gbs are in here.
You still with that chick?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Which one?[woz] :flex:[/woz]A year and a half. She moved in this past August :gab:
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Whoa.Congrats?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Ooops, that was sposed to be
not :gab:I guess its congrats. No mroe peeing on bars.I should go to bed.
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Ya that was me.I love Wisconsin.Janesville. Kenosha.
Super King
Footballguy
Pre-game mimosa's. All aboard.
strykerpks
Footballguy
:high:
strykerpks
Footballguy
So when is your ###### ### gonna make it to a Milwaukee cornhole?
strykerpks
Footballguy
I forgot how mcuh fun weed is. Holeeeeeeeeeee fcuk
snitwitch
Footballguy
yeop.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I have a hard time believing it's been a week since anyone was drunk...So uhh... drunk again.
Went out with the above mentiond chick tonight. One of the best first dates evah. We met for drinks and the second half of the cowby-steeler game. Turns out she not only likes football, she like s fantasty ffootball. One of the first things she asked was if I knew how Jay Cutler was doing, because she started him in her fantasy league. Drinks turned into dinner. Then we decided to go see Buddy Guy, who is the effin man. Then more drinks at a nearby bar. Decided to be a gentleman since i defintely want to see her again.Gonna have to deal with this girlfriend situation soon... 
strykerpks
Footballguy
Goddamit
Iupurbut
Footballguy
ninja drunk...
I've been working on the beer can toss to the trash over the shoulder, about 4 feet, I'm 2 for 2 tonight but I've got 4 on my desk that I rotate ashing in, so, I figure, I like Budweiser, and come on Browns, make it close at least.
I look over my shoulder when I toss, I've got the momentum down I think, and am ready for a no look toss for 2.
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Goldminer1
Footballguy
yinzer
Footballguy
Drinking a beer that Ive never heard of before I went to the distributor today....8.99 for a 24 pack, and it actually tastes GOOD
Its supposed to be pale ale, but doesnt taste like it, but I dont give a **** for that price
It tastes like 1 of those Victory seasonals they sell in wine bottle sized bottles....Greatest buy I think Ive ever made on brew
Its supposed to be pale ale, but doesnt taste like it, but I dont give a **** for that price
It tastes like 1 of those Victory seasonals they sell in wine bottle sized bottles....Greatest buy I think Ive ever made on brew
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I just keep pouring booze into a glass and drinking it. I can't stop.
WHEEEEE!!!
WHEEEEE!!!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Josie Maran
Footballguy
at :lamo::loam:
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
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