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I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
Was this written by Studs?? :thumbup:
 
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I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
I AM SO IN!!!!
:thumbup: Not my bag baby.
 
I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
I AM SO IN!!!!
;) Not my bag baby.
She sounds hot.Or at least foreign... :thumbup:
 
Newbie question...I'm clueless when it comes to women's weights, since I've gotten used to 95-105lbs at 5'6" being normal. How does 5'8" 134 rate? Very tough to tell from the pic...
Fine, maybe a little baby fat but not much ;)
Newbie question...I'm clueless when it comes to women's weights, since I've gotten used to 95-105lbs at 5'6" being normal. How does 5'8" 134 rate? Very tough to tell from the pic...
Curvy/chubby, not disgustingly obese.
Are you two crazy? Fat? Chubby? Do you like to see their ribs poking through the skin? :thumbup:
Nope, Nope, Yes, Nope. I like 'em like that, doesn't mean they're not attractive, just that they're chubby.
 
I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
Was this written by Studs?? :unsure:
Was there a link to a BombayTV movie? :thumbup:ETA: WTF is a "wink"?
 
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I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
Does she have a cape?
 
This girl may have issues...

im fat and all i want is someone thats gonna take me to shows and get me drunk. im boring and i only take 5 mins to get ready. i just want to meet someone who can drink as much as i can.
 
Another weight related question... what means this?

Ps..I weigh 135 lbs and I am 5 ft 3 (prolly cuz those dreaded dp's).
:unsure: The only DP I'm familiar with has not been linked to weight gain as far as I know... :o

 
I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
Does she have a cape?
:unsure: :o ;) ;)
 
An actual message I just sent to some STUNNING brunette:

I'll be frank. I'm turning 31. All my buddies are getting married. I'm tired of being the single guy who brings a different girl to each of the big functions. I had a dream the other night I had a wife and kid. Swear to god. Totally out of the blue. Am I the kid who finally grew up? Who knows. But here's what I do know -- and I'll try to say this without sounding like a jerk -- you'd like to meet me. I'm telling you, you would. So why don't you let me know the next time you're going to be in the city, we'll meet for drinks, and I promise if I don't make you smile in the first 5 minutes you can walk out and find something better to do. Deal?Deal.
You sound simultaneously desperate and cocky. Good luck with this approach.
 
I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
Was this written by Studs?? :D
Sounds like a Russian mail-order bride. NTTAWWT.
 
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:lmao: I'll be in on this. using plentyoffish or match or both? I just need some pics.

Also. im 32 and a widow :lmao: . just put single? that might freak some people out, no?

 
Just joined match... the quality definitely gets better when you join. :goodposting: I'm doing my best not to e-mail every hot chick I see at once before my profile gets tweaked and I'm all tappe out. BTW, gonna wait on AMBO until bankerguy tweaks my stuff :shock:
Did you pay? And no, it doesn't, but it helps to be able to talk to them. Unless you're Sebastian Janikowski.
 
:wall: I'll be in on this. using plentyoffish or match or both? I just need some pics.Also. im 32 and a widow :mellow: . just put single? that might freak some people out, no?
If there's an option for "widow", I'd go ahead and put that. I don't think it would freak out women at all. Wait, unless you're a woman--are you? Since you said "widow" rather than "widower", I'm not sure...BTW, I've looked at profiles for a couple of people now. Offer's still open if anyone needs female opnion (that means you, Woz).
 
:wall: I'll be in on this. using plentyoffish or match or both? I just need some pics.Also. im 32 and a widow :mellow: . just put single? that might freak some people out, no?
I'd put widow if I were you. :shrug:IMO just use whatever site(s) works best for you. I'm using yahoo and hotornot, but most others others here are using match and/or plentyoffish. Take a look at all of them and see which seems to be the best fit for you (read: has the most hot chicks in your area :D ).
 
:towelwave: I'll be in on this. using plentyoffish or match or both? I just need some pics.Also. im 32 and a widow :towelwave: . just put single? that might freak some people out, no?
If there's an option for "widow", I'd go ahead and put that. I don't think it would freak out women at all. Wait, unless you're a woman--are you? Since you said "widow" rather than "widower", I'm not sure...BTW, I've looked at profiles for a couple of people now. Offer's still open if anyone needs female opnion (that means you, Woz).
yea, im a guy. i dont use the term very often. although when i have i always said widow, not widower :bag: guy at work uses yahoo. everyday when he checks it, he calls it "checking his traps" like fishing. :banned:
 
Newbie question...

I'm clueless when it comes to women's weights, since I've gotten used to 95-105lbs at 5'6" being normal. How does 5'8" 134 rate? Very tough to tell from the pic...
Should be solid. I think 140 would be average.

Edit: Confirmed - http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/primry/life15.htm
:wall: Per that, she's underweight for a medium-framed girl. That's a good chart.
That chart is a load of crap
Code:
Ideal Weight For MenHeight in Shoes Small Frame Medium Frame Large Frame 6'4" 162 to 176 lb 171 to 187 lb 181 to 207 lb
Maybe if you're Minute Bol.
 
:towelwave: I'll be in on this. using plentyoffish or match or both? I just need some pics.Also. im 32 and a widow :lmao: . just put single? that might freak some people out, no?
1st off sorry for your loss :hot:Secondly, I think you should put widowed down. It's a part of who you are and if someone's not accepting of that, they aren't worth your time IMO. I would think most women would appreciate the honesty. If you hide the fact of being widowed and spring it on them later, it certainly could introduce trust issues - the fact that you hid it causing a problem that would not have been there.Just my opinion.Good luck-QG
 
As a result of this thread, I just signed up for the three month deal...got two winks the first night...both mediocre looking, but still. Some of these chicke are psychotic, but some of them have definitely got the whole young professional hotness going for them.

:GOLDMINE:

 
Bankerguy, I too am fairly recently separated (January) and have been holding off until my divorce is final, which it will be in Aug or Sept because of some alimony issues..........are you still having a pretty easy time even though "technically" you're still married? Maybe I should go ahead and take the plunge instead of waiting. Enquiring minds want to know................
I'm not officially divorced yet either (will be final 7/1... Independence Day comes a little early this year). I'm not sure these girls need to know that though... :lmao:
sure they do! Would you want to know if you were dating a women who was not divorced? And to take it to the next step, what if one of these women you want to see long term, and she finds out that the first time you met was based on a lie ( her thinking you are truly single ) I say tell her that your divorce will be final on 7/1, more times than not, i'd say they would understand....if she doesn't, she isn't worth it then.
:DI don't know about these other guys, but in the single/divorced/separated drop-down... I'm selecting divorced every time. It's my understanding that "separated" is a nonstarter for too many women. A girl I've gone out with a couple times knows what's going on, but some girl I'm chatting with doesn't necessarily need to know everything (no different than a random chick in a bar). I don't see what good can come from advertising to the online community that I'm still married. Turning off a good portion of the prospects - the vast majority of whom I wouldn't actually see until after divorce (if ever) anyway - just doesn't sound smart.
you should always be as honest as possible, if I found out later that a guy was seperated but told me he was divorced, i'd wonder what else he was hiding. ( sorry, just being honest and what I would wonder ) and no, a guy saying he's seperated would not keep me from talking or going out with him.....
 
I GOT A WINK FROM A GIRL WITH THIS IN HER PROFILE:

The young, high, beautiful girl in searches of prince. I love a solitude with the lovely man, candle light dinners, walk under the moon. I am romantic girl. I love romantic evenings with the lovely man. I want to shine by the beauty for the lovely man. I want to love and to be lovely. As well as any girl I want to find prince. Prince on the white horse. I want that all was as in a fairy tale. I want to give all heart heat to this man. I shall be most gentle, most devoted, most fond wife in the world. My love I search for you. I hope that you somewhere beside and that we shall be together soon. For me most important is soul. You should be kind gentle and tender. I hope that I ask not much... I do not know that I can still add about myself. I take a great interest aerobics. I love all kinds of sports. I run on mornings. From the mum and grandmother I have learned well to prepare. I very much love to prepare. It is possible to tell that it's my hobby. I all time try to prepare something new. I like to listen music. I do not have special preferences. All depends on mood. I want to find the lovely man. I want to love him and that he loved me.
Was this written by Studs?? :banned:
:D Is there another Russian Bride Draft going on?
 
Flaming Moe said:
BTW, I've looked at profiles for a couple of people now. Offer's still open if anyone needs female opnion (that means you, Woz).
What about Otis? He needs more help than Woz.
I definitely haven't been getting a ton of love, but I've got some.I got a response from an older chick using the following gem:
Subject: You're not 36You seriously don't look at day over 21. I call bs here.In any event, I'll bet you a drink you aren't a day over 25. If you are, I guess we have to meet for that drink.Well?
I can't believe I am 36 either--my birthday was last week!So it looks like we will have to meet for a drink...Carissa
Good crap I'm eCharming. :confused:
 
ALL HAIL OTIS ESTUDNESS..... OTIS If you wrote a book on how to pick up hot chicks I would buy it!!!!

oh and i checked out match in my area.... lotta hotties....

 
OK....here is my update.

"38D's"....After an amazing weekend of well......you know. We have agreed to stop seeing each due to the distance. "Tiny Shy Blonde"- Can't figure this chick out. We have talked forever but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Yet I keep chasing. I am intrigued, but losing patience. She is close to being put on the bench in favour of letting some rookies get some playing time.

So anyway, I put my profile back up yesterday and wrote some of girls I was talking with in the past. I got 8 new contacts yesterday. 5 bad - 3 good. The best prosepect is let's call her "The Teacher". She wrote me (Always a good sign) says blah blah....likes my profile, wants to go rollerblading. SO, hoping to check that out this coming weekend. Very tight body, nice face, I am DOWN with this one.

There are about 8-10 others I am talking with....but I not going to bore you with backgrounds then until any of them become note worthy.

Would love to hear similar updates from the other guys......Otis...this means you?

Woz...get those pics up yet?

 
OK....here is my update."38D's"....After an amazing weekend of well......you know. We have agreed to stop seeing each due to the distance. "Tiny Shy Blonde"- Can't figure this chick out. We have talked forever but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Yet I keep chasing. I am intrigued, but losing patience. She is close to being put on the bench in favour of letting some rookies get some playing time.So anyway, I put my profile back up yesterday and wrote some of girls I was talking with in the past. I got 8 new contacts yesterday. 5 bad - 3 good. The best prosepect is let's call her "The Teacher". She wrote me (Always a good sign) says blah blah....likes my profile, wants to go rollerblading. SO, hoping to check that out this coming weekend. Very tight body, nice face, I am DOWN with this one.There are about 8-10 others I am talking with....but I not going to bore you with backgrounds then until any of them become note worthy. Would love to hear similar updates from the other guys......Otis...this means you?Woz...get those pics up yet?
Bankerguy is raking them in. :confused:
 
Just joined match... the quality definitely gets better when you join. :bag: I'm doing my best not to e-mail every hot chick I see at once before my profile gets tweaked and I'm all tappe out. BTW, gonna wait on AMBO until bankerguy tweaks my stuff :D
Did you pay? And no, it doesn't, but it helps to be able to talk to them. Unless you're Sebastian Janikowski.
Nope, your connections were money! Thanks!
 
Never mind, I just browsed most of the available women in Madrid and they're not all that.

I think I'd have better luck elsewhere.

 
OK....here is my update."38D's"....After an amazing weekend of well......you know. We have agreed to stop seeing each due to the distance. "Tiny Shy Blonde"- Can't figure this chick out. We have talked forever but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Yet I keep chasing. I am intrigued, but losing patience. She is close to being put on the bench in favour of letting some rookies get some playing time.So anyway, I put my profile back up yesterday and wrote some of girls I was talking with in the past. I got 8 new contacts yesterday. 5 bad - 3 good. The best prosepect is let's call her "The Teacher". She wrote me (Always a good sign) says blah blah....likes my profile, wants to go rollerblading. SO, hoping to check that out this coming weekend. Very tight body, nice face, I am DOWN with this one.There are about 8-10 others I am talking with....but I not going to bore you with backgrounds then until any of them become note worthy. Would love to hear similar updates from the other guys......Otis...this means you?Woz...get those pics up yet?
Not yet, will do it at lunch when I can access my laptop. Morning update: Heard back with a few more phone numbers. Was also contacted by a very nice looking chick on match.com. Anyone (Otis) able to tell me how to just post the photos? If so, I can do that at lunch.
 
I sent my pics over to bankerguy for editing...i should be up and going this weekend..sunday most likely. How much is it for 3 months>?
LOL...just finished them.I will send them in the next 5 mins back to your e-mail.I cropped 3 of the 5, keep the other 2 as is. (Halloween pic and the shot with your all of you guy friends). It shows you like to have fun with your friends (Both male and female). The pics had to be cropped really tight because of how close you were to the other people in the shot.I think you will like!!!Let me know OK?Otis/Woz....this guy is a sleeper and should do quite well.
 
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OK....here is my update."38D's"....After an amazing weekend of well......you know. We have agreed to stop seeing each due to the distance. "Tiny Shy Blonde"- Can't figure this chick out. We have talked forever but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Yet I keep chasing. I am intrigued, but losing patience. She is close to being put on the bench in favour of letting some rookies get some playing time.So anyway, I put my profile back up yesterday and wrote some of girls I was talking with in the past. I got 8 new contacts yesterday. 5 bad - 3 good. The best prosepect is let's call her "The Teacher". She wrote me (Always a good sign) says blah blah....likes my profile, wants to go rollerblading. SO, hoping to check that out this coming weekend. Very tight body, nice face, I am DOWN with this one.There are about 8-10 others I am talking with....but I not going to bore you with backgrounds then until any of them become note worthy. Would love to hear similar updates from the other guys......Otis...this means you?Woz...get those pics up yet?
Not yet, will do it at lunch when I can access my laptop. Morning update: Heard back with a few more phone numbers. Was also contacted by a very nice looking chick on match.com. Anyone (Otis) able to tell me how to just post the photos? If so, I can do that at lunch.
EDIT: Answered. Let the beatings begin.
 
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Had a PoF date last night with a chick I had been talking to for a while.

she was def'ly 'bigger-assed' then her profile let on. I would like to echo what i believe Banker said earlier...if their profile says 'Average' make sure there is a full body shot.

Nice girl, great eyes, big ###....a little too young for my liking (I am 27, she is 22). The fishing continues.....

 
I sent my pics over to bankerguy for editing...i should be up and going this weekend..sunday most likely. How much is it for 3 months>?
LOL...just finished them.I will send them in the next 5 mins back to your e-mail.I cropped 3 of the 5, keep the other 2 as is. (Halloween pic and the shot with your all of you guy friends). It shows you like to have fun with your friend (Male and female). Thi pics had to be cropped really tight because of how close you were to the other people in the shot.I think you will like!!!Let me know OK?Otis/Woz....this guy is a sleeper and should do quite well.
Banker, are you making a business of helping people with their profiles? if so, :hey:
 
Had a PoF date last night with a chick I had been talking to for a while.she was def'ly 'bigger-assed' then her profile let on. I would like to echo what i believe Banker said earlier...if their profile says 'Average' make sure there is a full body shot.Nice girl, great eyes, big ###....a little too young for my liking (I am 27, she is 22). The fishing continues.....
Fit, thin, or Athletic.....is how we roll!!!Average....use caution.
 

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