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Here's another gem from my friend who is testing out Match and getting some pretty sweet replies from various 'tardballs': One random fact about me - I was born without a sense of smell. What that means for you? You can fart and I wouldn't know, assuming you didn't make any noise when you did it...
I was sporting half a chub by the end of the first paragraph.'beavers said:Ahh, yes ... rookie mistake in the FFA'beavers said:
More updates please from, ahem, beavers.
Sadly I know the answer for me.After three weeks, I'm trying to figure out which one applies to me.'proninja said:
HFSHere's another gem from my friend who is testing out Match and getting some pretty sweet replies from various 'tardballs': One random fact about me - I was born without a sense of smell. What that means for you? You can fart and I wouldn't know, assuming you didn't make any noise when you did it...
Nice opener, guy
Leave everything checked or nothing checked imo. Lots of chicks are dtf even if it doesn't say casual sex. It just means they won't bend over in the first five minutes. Leaving it checked but other things unchecked generally gives off a sleaze vibe. If you're really hot you can get away with that.
Actually, I think I have everything checked except the long-distance penpals and long-term dating. I've got new friends, activity partners, short-term dating, and casual sex. You think that's ok?
I'd change it but you're fine. It's not going to make any difference. If she likes you, she likes you. If she doesn't it's not going to be from checking casual sex.
Ok, thanks. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't too much of a sleazy/creepy vibe to have it checked.
I think it's Plentyoffish where you can remove people who have contacted other people who were interested in just casual sex. On OKCupid, I don't think it's a free option to exclude them from searches.
neither. i wouldn't check anything
My favote part is that she thinks his name is Kevin, yet his last text (presumably unrelated) calls him "Mike."
My understanding is that... high match % = answers the way you specify you want in a matchhigh friend % = answers the same as youhigh enemy % = answers oppositeThey are all weighted based on the priority each of you assigned the questions.
4: Not attractive. Major flaws start piling up (overweight, blemishes, etc.)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS4c.jpg
though 4 seems a tad too high. can you do your complete scale with pics for reference? 
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If she doesn't have a picture she's ugly and don't bother contacting. Let this be a lesson learned.
At least she seems like a nice person... I can get the part about not being attracted, but why the loathing?
Work on that... come up with something snappy and you'll be shooting fish in a barrel:
hahaha. Sweet. Guess its time to break out the fun part of my brain
Well she sent a message back..Thats good right? Says she replies very selectively lol. She said,"Well I'm not one for sitting around...I'm a fighter! Lol"ummm ok...Pretty sure I just fell flat on my face with my first actual message to someone....her profile said she spent alot of time thinking about the zombie apocalypse so what do I do?No fking clue, but I decided to send the message: Hey, how goes it? So whats your take on this zombie apocalypse? Are you going to fight them or buy a bunker?:headsmack:
Definitely a good sign.
Send her back a message tomorrow. Ask another question, either following up on something she wrote back, or something else from her profile. Keep it light and playful. If you get a second message back, then it's time to ask her out.
SOB Sarnoff. I already ####ed that up. Sent a message back to her saying, "But you can't shoot a gun...Kill them with good looks or loud music? She had mentioned that in thinking about the zombie apocalypse she needs to learn how to shoot a gun, also said music rocks her world soooDefinitely a good sign.
I'll remember the wait a day for the next one though. If this doesn't happen. Can you be on call for the bat signal?
Yeah turbo, pump your breaks...You're blowing it. I would've already had her shirt off by now.'PitbullTD said:SOB Sarnoff. I already ####ed that up. Sent a message back to her saying, "But you can't shoot a gun...Kill them with good looks or loud music? She had mentioned that in thinking about the zombie apocalypse she needs to learn how to shoot a gun, also said music rocks her world sooo'Sarnoff said:Definitely a good sign.'PitbullTD said:
Not really. I'm sorting through my baseball card and video game collection :makeitrain:Care to elaborate Mack?
Not really. I'm sorting through my baseball card and video game collection :makeitrain:
If she messaged you first she's into you as long as you don't screw it up. You only screw it up by being too weird, creepy, or a major pansy (aka beej or woz). Invite her to your place if you're bold. Use the guise of watching a movie if you want. If you'd like the calmer approach, tell her to grab some coffee with you.This is assuming she doesn't have a fake id. Hell, you could always tell her you'd normally ask her out for some drinks but since she's too young you're stumped for alternatives. See what she suggests. No matter what happens, just remember she's either naive and you can get away with less than perfect game or she's screwed up enough to be overly sexual. Either way, she's 19. This isn't your future wife. So don't sweat whatever happens.Soooo this 19yr old messages me tonight, we talk for a few hours end up on skype. This ##### is all but dtf...but wtf do I do with a broad I can't even take to a bar first?? Like wtf? It almost feels wrong. This broad is talking about High School Musical, and im like FML. Told my roomate about it and all he had to say was, "Atleast shes not with Team Edward"thanks bro....
Drinks at your place is the clear play here.If she messaged you first she's into you as long as you don't screw it up. You only screw it up by being too weird, creepy, or a major pansy (aka beej or woz). Invite her to your place if you're bold. Use the guise of watching a movie if you want. If you'd like the calmer approach, tell her to grab some coffee with you.This is assuming she doesn't have a fake id. Hell, you could always tell her you'd normally ask her out for some drinks but since she's too young you're stumped for alternatives. See what she suggests.Soooo this 19yr old messages me tonight, we talk for a few hours end up on skype. This ##### is all but dtf...but wtf do I do with a broad I can't even take to a bar first??
Like wtf? It almost feels wrong. This broad is talking about High School Musical, and im like FML.
Told my roomate about it and all he had to say was, "Atleast shes not with Team Edward"
thanks bro....
No matter what happens, just remember she's either naive and you can get away with less than perfect game or she's screwed up enough to be overly sexual. Either way, she's 19. This isn't your future wife. So don't sweat whatever happens.
grill with cooler of beer, soda and/or sangria readily available maybe? it's a good summer setting.
Your place if you have a nice pad. Girls get dry from messy/dirty spots. Make sure you have some cool art, nice furniture with clean lines and plenty of top shelf booze and some champagne for the fridge (Veuve at the least). And if you have a nice place, you must not care if your ##### gets stolen. I prefer drinks at a trendy hotel bar/pool type thing. Then if it goes well, get a room.
If I had it like that bro I wouldn't be fishing online. I'd be in some nightclub bagging the materialistic high maintanence #####es....Thanks for the pro tip though if I ever do get it like that I'll remember hotel over my place.I could be wrong but I doubt fancy art and top shelf booze is a necessary prerequisite for the 19 year old slut PitbullTD may potentially be bringing home. Box wine and a case of Natty Ice FTW.
Saw a few :e:lsewhere but thanks for the actual link. These are hilarious. Also to pitbull - she's some combination of dumb/naive/emotionally needy. You don't need the whole nine yards. And she contacted you. And responded. Make a move. Invite her over. She wouldn't appreciate fine liquor anyhow.
My Man!I could be wrong but I doubt fancy art and top shelf booze is a necessary prerequisite for the 19 year old slut PitbullTD may potentially be bringing home. Box wine and a case of Natty Ice FTW.
True...to tell you the truth, I didn't even read his post just that she was ready + willing + able and it was being advised that dude have her come to his place. I'm a little older (36), not a player but definitely f a lot so I have nice stuff. I don't want some filthy whore breaking or stealing anything.I could be wrong but I doubt fancy art and top shelf booze is a necessary prerequisite for the 19 year old slut PitbullTD may potentially be bringing home. Box wine and a case of Natty Ice FTW.
