***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)

[shuke]

Your game is weak, sir.

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else.

Nope.Look, you can throw out these cheesy emails and see what happens, but you'd do better with a more refined approach. Most of these higher quality women aren't going to go for the frat house jackhammer approach.

I'm certain you're right, but I guess I'm just not willing to invest much time/thought/effort into this online thing at this point. I may feel differently if I'm single for 6 months or a year and have no prospects, but that hasn't happened to me before, so I don't see why it will happen now.

Hey, I wish you the best here.. just an observation.

I understand the observation, but don't hate the player or the game here. Both be tight.

You two going to make out with each other now?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Your game is weak, sir.

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else.

Nope.Look, you can throw out these cheesy emails and see what happens, but you'd do better with a more refined approach. Most of these higher quality women aren't going to go for the frat house jackhammer approach.

I'm certain you're right, but I guess I'm just not willing to invest much time/thought/effort into this online thing at this point. I may feel differently if I'm single for 6 months or a year and have no prospects, but that hasn't happened to me before, so I don't see why it will happen now.

Hey, I wish you the best here.. just an observation.

I understand the observation, but don't hate the player or the game here. Both be tight.

You two going to make out with each other now?

A little played, friend.

 

[shuke]

Your game is weak, sir.

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else.

Nope.Look, you can throw out these cheesy emails and see what happens, but you'd do better with a more refined approach. Most of these higher quality women aren't going to go for the frat house jackhammer approach.

I'm certain you're right, but I guess I'm just not willing to invest much time/thought/effort into this online thing at this point. I may feel differently if I'm single for 6 months or a year and have no prospects, but that hasn't happened to me before, so I don't see why it will happen now.

Hey, I wish you the best here.. just an observation.

I understand the observation, but don't hate the player or the game here. Both be tight.

You two going to make out with each other now?

A little played, friend.

Really? First time I've ever seen it posted here. My bad.

 

[shuke]

BTW, I've looked at profiles for a couple of people now. Offer's still open if anyone needs female opnion (that means you, Woz).

What about Otis? He needs more help than Woz.

I definitely haven't been getting a ton of love, but I've got some.I got a response from an older chick using the following gem:

Subject: You're not 36

You seriously don't look at day over 21. I call bs here.

In any event, I'll bet you a drink you aren't a day over 25. If you are, I guess we have to meet for that drink.

Well?

I can't believe I am 36 either--my birthday was last week!

So it looks like we will have to meet for a drink...

Carissa

Good crap I'm eCharming.

Your game is weak, sir.

Can't be that weak. We're on for drinks. She wanted to do it next week, but I'm traveling, so we scheduled it for the following Monday.She's pretty cute I think.

Doesn't look 36 in that pic, I would have guessed 28-32 range

She may have been when that pic was taken.See, here's where people are making n00b mistakes. People are full of ####. This online thing seems like gravy (and often it is), but you will encounter a lot of bs. I almost guarantee this chick is far less cute in person than her off-center, darkly-lit pic implies.

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Whoa, wait a minute. "the O"?????

 

[Mr. Pickles]

BTW, I've looked at profiles for a couple of people now. Offer's still open if anyone needs female opnion (that means you, Woz).

What about Otis? He needs more help than Woz.

I definitely haven't been getting a ton of love, but I've got some.I got a response from an older chick using the following gem:

Subject: You're not 36

You seriously don't look at day over 21. I call bs here.

In any event, I'll bet you a drink you aren't a day over 25. If you are, I guess we have to meet for that drink.

Well?

I can't believe I am 36 either--my birthday was last week!

So it looks like we will have to meet for a drink...

Carissa

Good crap I'm eCharming.

Your game is weak, sir.

Can't be that weak. We're on for drinks. She wanted to do it next week, but I'm traveling, so we scheduled it for the following Monday.She's pretty cute I think.

Doesn't look 36 in that pic, I would have guessed 28-32 range

She may have been when that pic was taken.See, here's where people are making n00b mistakes. People are full of ####. This online thing seems like gravy (and often it is), but you will encounter a lot of bs. I almost guarantee this chick is far less cute in person than her off-center, darkly-lit pic implies.

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Whoa, wait a minute. "the O"?????

Whoa what? His nickname.. not mine.You seem more confused than usual.

 

[Disco Stu]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?

Does this translate at all online?

 

[cubbyMIH]

OKeeeeeeeeeeDokeeeeeeeeeee .............waded in tonight at Plenty of Fish. Quality isn't there like it probably is at match, but figured I'd try to hone my "profile writing skills" or lack thereof at a free site first. Found 3 somewhat promising girls that I sent out messages to. One is a roller derby girl by night! Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing..........guessing she knows how to take charge though. We'll expiriment here before moving on to bigger and better things. Watch yourself Otis, there's a sex crazed love machine on the loose...............and he's DAMN SEXXY behind a cpu screen!

 

[Otis]

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Don't be a D-bag pickles. This is pretty straightforward. There is only one "metric" when it comes to this -- getting the chick to meet you out in person. I did that. So for the one message you sat like a Jewish Aunt in the corner and complained about, I got results. I'll take the abuse when its warranted, but don't call Jeter a ###### when he hits a home run. Guy was just doing what you paid him to do./rant

 

[Otis]

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Whoa, wait a minute. "the O"?????

 

[wilked]

wow

 

[Mr. Pickles]

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Don't be a D-bag pickles. This is pretty straightforward. There is only one "metric" when it comes to this -- getting the chick to meet you out in person. I did that. So for the one message you sat like a Jewish Aunt in the corner and complained about, I got results. I'll take the abuse when its warranted, but don't call Jeter a ###### when he hits a home run. Guy was just doing what you paid him to do./rant

I have no idea what any of this means.

 

[Otis]

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Don't be a D-bag pickles. This is pretty straightforward. There is only one "metric" when it comes to this -- getting the chick to meet you out in person. I did that. So for the one message you sat like a Jewish Aunt in the corner and complained about, I got results. I'll take the abuse when its warranted, but don't call Jeter a ###### when he hits a home run. Guy was just doing what you paid him to do./rant

I have no idea what any of this means.

Hey shuke.

 

[Disco Stu]

Let's get back on track here fellas...

Chatting now.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

how do i make somthing into imageshack? i havent signed up for match, but i may have just bagged a good one on plenty of fish as well as two on hotornot

 

[Disco Stu]

how do i make somthing into imageshack? i havent signed up for match, but i may have just bagged a good one on plenty of fish as well as two on hotornot

imageshackunder "upload", select "url"

paste url of photo into the empty box

click "host it"

 

[Otis]

Let's get back on track here fellas...

Chatting now.

Solid work here.I just got a response from this one, and the e-mail exchange is underway.

 

[Disco Stu]

Let's get back on track here fellas...

Chatting now.

Solid work here.I just got a response from this one, and the e-mail exchange is underway.

Stunning. Hispanic chick is separated (which works well for my situation), 25, and seems a little wild...

EDIT: link fixed to show full-size image.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Don't be a D-bag pickles. This is pretty straightforward. There is only one "metric" when it comes to this -- getting the chick to meet you out in person. I did that. So for the one message you sat like a Jewish Aunt in the corner and complained about, I got results. I'll take the abuse when its warranted, but don't call Jeter a ###### when he hits a home run. Guy was just doing what you paid him to do./rant

I have no idea what any of this means.

Hey shuke.

Sup, Furley.

 

[Incogneto]

big assed girl just called me....she seems to be a big fan. Thinking I will milk it for what its worth, and get all I can out of it. Maybe the FFA would be interested?

 

[BassNBrew]

Let's get back on track here fellas...

Chatting now.

Solid work here.I just got a response from this one, and the e-mail exchange is underway.

That's my ####### sister you bassturd!

 

[Otis]

Let's get back on track here fellas...

Chatting now.

Solid work here.I just got a response from this one, and the e-mail exchange is underway.

That's my ####### sister you bassturd!

 

[BassNBrew]

Let's get back on track here fellas...

Chatting now.

Solid work here.I just got a response from this one, and the e-mail exchange is underway.

That's my ####### sister you bassturd!

Otis >>> <<< Bass next time he's in NYC

 

[Otis]

Let's get back on track here fellas...

Chatting now.

Solid work here.I just got a response from this one, and the e-mail exchange is underway.

That's my ####### sister you bassturd!

Otis >>> <<< Bass next time he's in NYC

Put in a good word for me?:gentleman:

 

[Bankerguy]

OK....I guess I am due for an update.

-38D's......Staying friends after everything that went down. I am glad about this. Nice girl, nice cans.....too far away and not really "long term" type for me. Just enjoyed our dirty weekend.(No further updates needed on her).

-Tiny Shy Blonde....Good night of talking to her. Possible meeting on Tues. She lives about an hour and a half away.

-"The Teacher" no update....still hoping for a Sat/Sun meeting

-There are 3-4 others with some potential. (Mostly casual...1 gf type)

-Also talking to an additional 6-7 on top of this....but no updates needed there.

 

[Woz]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online? :(

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

 

[mr. furley]

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Don't be a D-bag pickles. This is pretty straightforward. There is only one "metric" when it comes to this -- getting the chick to meet you out in person. I did that. So for the one message you sat like a Jewish Aunt in the corner and complained about, I got results. I'll take the abuse when its warranted, but don't call Jeter a ###### when he hits a home run. Guy was just doing what you paid him to do./rant

I have no idea what any of this means.

Hey shuke.

Sup, Furley.

whoa whoa whoa.. back off, hossfurley is a married man in 5 weeks.

 

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[Dragons]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online? :X

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

 

[Drifter]

We got 2 camps going here w/ the guys that have had success online dating (bankerguy, disco stu, etc) vs. the jaded and I would assume less successful online-daters like Mr. Pickles.Could it be just a case of looks/qualifications/schtick (ie: bankerguy has more of that than Mr. Pickles, therefore, the apparent higher success)?

I had success online (and horror stories).Best to be jaded. Trust me.

:X

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

She may have been when that pic was taken.See, here's where people are making n00b mistakes. People are full of ####. This online thing seems like gravy (and often it is), but you will encounter a lot of bs. I almost guarantee this chick is far less cute in person than her off-center, darkly-lit pic implies.And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Why do you hate America?

 

[ragincajun]

 

[Disco Stu]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

How about just a random?

 

[culdeus]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

How about just a random?

 

[E.B.]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

Here's a thought. Take new pictures of just you. I can't imagine that any women out there are going to want to see pictures of you with your ex. Even cropping these pictures seems pretty bad. Just take new pictures.

 

[Disco Stu]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

How about just a random?

Don't worry... not a cornhole pic. Random = some hottie from mardi gras, don't remember her name.

 

[Disco Stu]

OK....I guess I am due for an update.-38D's......Staying friends after everything that went down. I am glad about this. Nice girl, nice cans.....too far away and not really "long term" type for me. Just enjoyed our dirty weekend.(No further updates needed on her).-Tiny Shy Blonde....Good night of talking to her. Possible meeting on Tues. She lives about an hour and a half away.-"The Teacher" no update....still hoping for a Sat/Sun meeting-There are 3-4 others with some potential. (Mostly casual...1 gf type)-Also talking to an additional 6-7 on top of this....but no updates needed there.

We're going to need to put some faces to names. TIA.

 

[CYP]

She may have been when that pic was taken.See, here's where people are making n00b mistakes. People are full of ####. This online thing seems like gravy (and often it is), but you will encounter a lot of bs. I almost guarantee this chick is far less cute in person than her off-center, darkly-lit pic implies.And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.

Why do you hate America?

I dont think he hates America. He just likes Pickles

 

[Bankerguy]

OK....I guess I am due for an update.-38D's......Staying friends after everything that went down. I am glad about this. Nice girl, nice cans.....too far away and not really "long term" type for me. Just enjoyed our dirty weekend.(No further updates needed on her).-Tiny Shy Blonde....Good night of talking to her. Possible meeting on Tues. She lives about an hour and a half away.-"The Teacher" no update....still hoping for a Sat/Sun meeting-There are 3-4 others with some potential. (Mostly casual...1 gf type)-Also talking to an additional 6-7 on top of this....but no updates needed there.

We're going to need to put some faces to names. TIA.

Not real good with the imageshack thing......and blocked by work.I could maybe email you....not sure the whole world need to see.I trust you and few others...just not comfortable possibly jeopardizing my chances with them. Some idiot could quickly mess with me and my "friends".

 

[Disco Stu]

OK....I guess I am due for an update.-38D's......Staying friends after everything that went down. I am glad about this. Nice girl, nice cans.....too far away and not really "long term" type for me. Just enjoyed our dirty weekend.(No further updates needed on her).-Tiny Shy Blonde....Good night of talking to her. Possible meeting on Tues. She lives about an hour and a half away.-"The Teacher" no update....still hoping for a Sat/Sun meeting-There are 3-4 others with some potential. (Mostly casual...1 gf type)-Also talking to an additional 6-7 on top of this....but no updates needed there.

We're going to need to put some faces to names. TIA.

Not real good with the imageshack thing......and blocked by work.I could maybe email you....not sure the whole world need to see.I trust you and few others...just not comfortable possibly jeopardizing my chances with them. Some idiot could quickly mess with me and my "friends".

That's what I was thinking at first. But with no names and a few different sites they could be from (some of which require $ to send messages) it seems like the effort wouldn't be worth the lame payoff for anyone here.

 

[Bankerguy]

OK....I guess I am due for an update.-38D's......Staying friends after everything that went down. I am glad about this. Nice girl, nice cans.....too far away and not really "long term" type for me. Just enjoyed our dirty weekend.(No further updates needed on her).-Tiny Shy Blonde....Good night of talking to her. Possible meeting on Tues. She lives about an hour and a half away.-"The Teacher" no update....still hoping for a Sat/Sun meeting-There are 3-4 others with some potential. (Mostly casual...1 gf type)-Also talking to an additional 6-7 on top of this....but no updates needed there.

We're going to need to put some faces to names. TIA.

Not real good with the imageshack thing......and blocked by work.I could maybe email you....not sure the whole world need to see.I trust you and few others...just not comfortable possibly jeopardizing my chances with them. Some idiot could quickly mess with me and my "friends".

That's what I was thinking at first. But with no names and a few different sites they could be from (some of which require $ to send messages) it seems like the effort wouldn't be worth the lame payoff for anyone here.

Well everyone knows already where I hang.....it wouldn't be very hard to locate the ladies if I posted pics.Sorry. I am happy to share stories and such here on FFA. Pics, well only to a select few (like yourself...and a couple others)

 

[krista4]

OK....I guess I am due for an update.-38D's......Staying friends after everything that went down. I am glad about this. Nice girl, nice cans.....too far away and not really "long term" type for me. Just enjoyed our dirty weekend.(No further updates needed on her).-Tiny Shy Blonde....Good night of talking to her. Possible meeting on Tues. She lives about an hour and a half away.-"The Teacher" no update....still hoping for a Sat/Sun meeting-There are 3-4 others with some potential. (Mostly casual...1 gf type)-Also talking to an additional 6-7 on top of this....but no updates needed there.

We're going to need to put some faces to names. TIA.

Not real good with the imageshack thing......and blocked by work.I could maybe email you....not sure the whole world need to see.I trust you and few others...just not comfortable possibly jeopardizing my chances with them. Some idiot could quickly mess with me and my "friends".

That's what I was thinking at first. But with no names and a few different sites they could be from (some of which require $ to send messages) it seems like the effort wouldn't be worth the lame payoff for anyone here.

Well everyone knows already where I hang.....it wouldn't be very hard to locate the ladies if I posted pics.Sorry. I am happy to share stories and such here on FFA. Pics, well only to a select few (like yourself...and a couple others)

 

[Otis]

woz:

Please do the right thing and rename this thread

"***OFFICIAL*** FFA Match.com Thread"

TIA

 

[Kraft...]

wozlease do the right thing and rename this thread"***OFFICIAL*** FFA Match.com Thread"TIA

Shouldn't it be "Internet Dating Thread" or something of the like, since not all are specifically trolling at match?

 

[Otis]

wozlease do the right thing and rename this thread"***OFFICIAL*** FFA Match.com Thread"TIA

Shouldn't it be "Internet Dating Thread" or something of the like, since not all are specifically trolling at match?

An excellent point here."***OFFICIAL*** FFA iDating Thread"

 

[Disco Stu]

I'll set us up the underground network.

Those here who are actively idating and interested in the sharing of pics should pm me an email address for the invite.

 

[Early_10]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?

Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.

Another feather in the cap of Hamline Law!

 

[E.B.]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?

Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.

 

[krista4]

You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online?

Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).

If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.

Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.

I've given Woz some comments on his match and plentyoffish profiles. Haven't seen the pics on match, though, since I'm not a member. I was able to see his plentyoffish pic without being a member, and also told him that he definitely needs to fix the pic with the scratched out face.

 

[krista4]

I'll set us up the underground network. Those here who are actively idating and interested in the sharing of pics should pm me an email address for the invite.

What about those of us who are not actively idating but are still interested in the sharing of pics?