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Dating means call girl.Hang out means bathroom sex.GL
Listen to the man Sister...he speaks from experience.
Dude, I've become a ####### verb and adjective on this site. I've tossed stupid #### out there so people can laugh. I think I have a very good threshold for people talking #### about me. Krista started it by doing just what I outlined above. That's fine, but then she couldn't handle it when I dished it back yet she's kept at me. It does get old after awhile. She's been ignoring me yet continually taking jabs. Ask Keys or dotman, I'm probably one of the most lax guy you'll meet and can take a joke better than most. But, as anyone would have, I have a breaking point and if these rips have really been in jest you would think they'd stop when I ask them to stop.
I hate to tell you this woz, but you started lashing out at other people and saying things that bothered other people genuinly well before anyone else did the same to you...What you said about Krista (drunk or not) was not cool at all, its not ever funny (even as a joke) to say stuff like that about/to someone...and, yes, you've become an adjective and a verb... so has smoo, shuke, and a ton of other people... if you say "I'm shuked" it means you are confused and don't know what's going on... Too "smoo" someone is to correct thier spelling/grammer... I'm kinda surprised there is no official "larry boy" except "trainwreck of a religious thread" is generally what that would mean if there was one...stop taking #### personally... Not one person said anything to you that was meant as anything mean until you started being mean towards other people and crossed the line...You messed up your relationship with other people here, now you can keep being a whiny ##### and mess them up further or you can fix it... Its your choice...
1. You don't know the whole story man, probably not your ring to enter here. 2. Yes, peoples names are used as adjectives and verbs here. But, "Woz" essentially has taken the definition of "screwing up and looking bad in the process," has it not? You really think someone can sit back and take it from that long when people you don't expect to go there start going there? As I said man, I'm pretty laid back but still. Also, it's really damn hard to determine someone's demeanor throught the net - I'm not as shaken up here as you think. 3. Tried to fix it. She wouldn't go for it. I told her I'd send her flowers and write her a poem, even, but no...4.
@ messing up irelationships - what the hell are you talking about?
1. I know enough to know that you consistently and systematically #### everything up in your life with other people... Every relationship you've told us about here you ####ed up through something stupid you did or said... (ok, maybe not your "ex" but everything I've heard you say about your relationship with her you didn't make it any better). You are doing the same thing with some people here...2. no, "wozzing" is to screw it up... has nothing to do with looking stupid. Just screwing it up. You wozzed that date with that one girl when you mentioned abortion. It wasn't about you looking stupid, it was about you screwing up. You screw up, you look stupid, but that's secondary and has nothing to do with why people say that. You wozzed again when you said the stuff you did about Krista, but you didn't really look stupid when you said it...3. fixing things doesn't happen overnight... it takes time and it takes you actually being sorry for what you did and giving that time...4. hey, you are the one who seems to care so much about it... If you don't care, by all means, keep making people hate you and then whining about how they hate you... Be my guest...5. The arrogant numbering your points thing... that's my schtick, #####, and I want it back!!!1. You don't know the whole story man, probably not your ring to enter here. 2. Yes, peoples names are used as adjectives and verbs here. But, "Woz" essentially has taken the definition of "screwing up and looking bad in the process," has it not? You really think someone can sit back and take it from that long when people you don't expect to go there start going there? As I said man, I'm pretty laid back but still. Also, it's really damn hard to determine someone's demeanor throught the net - I'm not as shaken up here as you think. 3. Tried to fix it. She wouldn't go for it. I told her I'd send her flowers and write her a poem, even, but no...4.@ messing up irelationships - what the hell are you talking about?
man, #### you
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You know the answer here. And if you stop thinking of it as stupid and instead as just part of female behavior, you'll be a lot better off.
oh lighten up francis.
BTW--nice voicemail today. Peeing on a bar? (yes, I'm instigating a response)
that is what the man said. I got there and was like wtf? where the heck is Stryker?apparently there was a long line for the bathroom and he couldnt wait.
Jesus, dude. At least go outside into some bushes.
she's not that goodeta: #### was fine too before. she was trying to make me jealous (why do girls think this'll work??). i basically called her out on it and told her i didn't feel anything. she called me some names then started crying. i felt bad and got irritated.
yeah i do, she's my ride out to your place on the 28th
yeah i do, she's my ride out to your place on the 28th
yeah i do, she's my ride out to your place on the 28th
you have got to be ####### kidding me!nope, shoulda banked on her going nuts by thenyeah i do, she's my ride out to your place on the 28th
with the way you've been talking about your dates and women in general lately, you should have banked on her hating your guts, not going nuts...nope, shoulda banked on her going nuts by thenyeah i do, she's my ride out to your place on the 28th
larry_boy,I know pretty much nothing about you other than what I've heard in FFA lore and then read in this thread.Before "knowing" anything about you from this thread, I'd say that my perception of you was quite negative. But I'll tell you this: your read on people and situations is extraordinarily keen. And outside of that, you strike me as a genuinely good person, and in addition a person that knows who he is and isn't trying to put on an act to try to get people to see you in a favorable light.You, sir, are a gentleman. And if I see you in a thread where your ultra-conservative leanings might come out, I vow to try to steer you gently in another direction and never to see you in an unfavorable light because of it.I admire you, actually.
and now more hitting on kristalarry_boy,I know pretty much nothing about you other than what I've heard in FFA lore and then read in this thread.Before "knowing" anything about you from this thread, I'd say that my perception of you was quite negative. But I'll tell you this: your read on people and situations is extraordinarily keen. And outside of that, you strike me as a genuinely good person, and in addition a person that knows who he is and isn't trying to put on an act to try to get people to see you in a favorable light.You, sir, are a gentleman. And if I see you in a thread where your ultra-conservative leanings might come out, I vow to try to steer you gently in another direction and never to see you in an unfavorable light because of it.I admire you, actually.
When Krista is ready to date she will let me know until then I like the nightlife, I like to boogie.and now more hitting on krista
Dude I need back in teh underground. It wont let me in for some reason????? I need a fix.Well, that went well.
You have to keep in mind Richard is VERY eccentric he is probably one of the more strange guys I have ever met, he walks around with a carrot juice and vodka concoction at all times but he does not like carrots and he lives in a 100 square foot flat in London which I think must be very uncomfortable for a guy of his size. Anyway her drug use does not seem to phase him and they meet up the next day for drinks. He is running late and calls her and apologizes she said no problem just let her finish smoking this joint and then she will go back to the meeting spot. He says they both have two vodka cranberries and talk about really bizarre stuff like how she used to date this gangsta and he gave her a gun, etc.. After the two drinks she is acting like she is plastered so they take off. It is getting closer to the party time so after walking around Montreal a little more and hitting a thrift shop they go to his hotel so he can get ready for the party, while at the hotel she starts trying on bathing suits she bought at the thrift store right in front of him - so he is getting a full frontal viewing of her. He said he normally would have went at with this girl but she was really really drunk and he said it would not have been cool. So they walk out of the hotel and he says at this point he is practically carrying her she is so bad off. They make it a few blocks and it is getting late and he says she should get in a taxi or something because he does not want to leave her in the state that she was in. She doesn't respond or budge, she is dead weight at this point and is just sitting on a park bench. He tells her he really does not want to leave her like this but he will have to since he has a party to go to. This is when she SNAPS, she stands up and starts screaming at him saying how he is such a f'n english ##### like all of the others and that, "I am going to f'n kill you right now" and she charges him and starts strangling him by the necktie and she rips his shirt, something about biting off his buttons but not in an erotic way. This guy is pretty non-violent and has no clue how to handle the situation, he said if she was a guy you could just work things out but this woman was way off her rocker and he needed help. He sees a couple walk by him and he starts asking the guy for help, he is like PLEASE call the police I don't know what to do. So the guy makes a phone call and she sees this and charges the guy with the phone, steals his phone from him and she starts yelling at the police on the phone as she walks into incoming traffic and starts slamming windshields with her purse. The three of them finally subdue her and have her on the ground. Richard asks the guy if he got his cell phone back and he said he did, so Richard just heads back to his hotel to get a cab, practically sprinting to get away from the scene where this psycho chick was. A witness to the scene follows Richard into the hotel about 10 minutes later and tells him the girl was arrested and taken off by the police. Richard changes his shirt, goes to the party and entertains us all with the full cup of crazy he just experienced.
meh.We know how this story goes. Woz posts dumb stuff. Everybody makes fun of Woz. Woz has bad day, Krista makes fun of Woz. Woz then crosses the line and gets super mad so he takes a completely out of line or childish shot at her. Krista gets pissed, Woz feels bad and tries to explain it away as some joke or whatever.Here is what I know. When a girl is going out for her birthday and is told by somebody she is not hot, therefore her opinion doesnt matter, she will not be happy, nor should she be. Especially when this is on the heels of being called a skank. I had a lengthy conversation with Woz about this last night so he understands my thoughts. I also know he genuinely feels bad, because Woz, although childish is still a decent guy IRL.Larryboy, Myself, Keys, Bankerguy, Sweet J, we all have taken many shots at Woz. This whole board has. Way more than Krista actually, yet somehow she draws the lowblows.Lets figure that out, and that should probably solve a lot of Woz's dating issues.Keys Myaths said:
Lots and lots of wine, candles and music, everything will fall into place after that - you probably want to get a hotel room preferably one with either a private hot tub or jacuzzi.
I would focus on the 3-some, keep all other dates on a minimal physical level until that's behind you. Sounds like you have some solid prospects there
Yeah I know the feeling, dating with me has always been feast or famine. You need to explore the 3-some if not for selfish reasons then for the FFA. RE: 44 year old, I don't think she is out of your league, she probably feels a little insecure for being older then you - exploit that insecurity my friend. If you really think she is that hot then just neg her to give you leverage, "So do you rob the cradle often?"
with you guys from Sat night...
at this point...In my book he just committed one of the worst acts a friend could... a lot more and curse him from across the room...
of historic proportions this guy is...
Loves me some condescending-lecturing-larryboy.
