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Tremendous Upside said:Okay then...Give me a couple of minutes,...krista4 said:Tremendous Upside said:Do we have to go back through all this?Do I have to post another story about Lance's ineptitude with the wimmen to distract you bickerers?
It's about a page backTremendous Upside said:Okay then...Give me a couple of minutes,...krista4 said:Tremendous Upside said:Do we have to go back through all this?Do I have to post another story about Lance's ineptitude with the wimmen to distract you bickerers?
1. this isn't a courtroom...2. its worse that you recycled it... at least if you wrote it for her it would be kinda sweet (albeit still pretty wierd)... the fact you recycled it makes it not cute at all...3. dream onWoz said:1. That's called hearsay bud and shouldn't be taken as absolute truth. 2. Okay, but you said I wrote it for her. I pointed out you were wrong and you just admitted. 3. You do realize how badly I could beat you, right?larry_boy_44 said:
*sticks nose in the air* Yup....it's not easy being me.
no way... seriously???Alias said:
Really, Larry, let it be...You have no real part in this and are really just instigating at this point....1. this isn't a courtroom...2. its worse that you recycled it... at least if you wrote it for her it would be kinda sweet (albeit still pretty wierd)... the fact you recycled it makes it not cute at all...3. dream onWoz said:1. That's called hearsay bud and shouldn't be taken as absolute truth. 2. Okay, but you said I wrote it for her. I pointed out you were wrong and you just admitted. 3. You do realize how badly I could beat you, right?larry_boy_44 said:
You can rent mine, but you'd have to come out the Suburbs to get them.
wait 'til you get the pornography one... "I can't be with someone who owns or looks at pornography of any sort"The almost 4 year old is pretty smart. She'd probably be willing to do schtick if you threw in some gummy rats or something.
DAYUM
I saw it... lolIt's about a page backTremendous Upside said:Okay then...Give me a couple of minutes,...krista4 said:Tremendous Upside said:Do we have to go back through all this?Do I have to post another story about Lance's ineptitude with the wimmen to distract you bickerers?
Oh, I see that one all the time.I think I'm pretty good at hiding stuff.wait 'til you get the pornography one... "I can't be with someone who owns or looks at pornography of any sort"
You should point Lance in the direction of this thread. Maybe we could help. The FFA's track record in helping the socially challenged is pretty impressive.This guy is a walking disaster in all things women...The last girl he was interested in, he met at a bar, called her the next night, set something up for that upcoming weekend, and then, when he got there, she told him over the intercom that she must have been really drunk when she made the plans because she didn't remember them and was busy, sorry...
I <3 Lance
Bunch of prudes. Who needs that BS?Oh, I see that one all the time.I think I'm pretty good at hiding stuff.
He won't listen to anyone else...Totally pig headed...My friends and I have tried to give him advice forever and he just refuses to listen...You should point Lance in the direction of this thread. Maybe we could help. The FFA's track record in helping the socially challenged is pretty impressive.This guy is a walking disaster in all things women...The last girl he was interested in, he met at a bar, called her the next night, set something up for that upcoming weekend, and then, when he got there, she told him over the intercom that she must have been really drunk when she made the plans because she didn't remember them and was busy, sorry...
I <3 Lance
Well, Woz finally came around... so there's hope.He won't listen to anyone else...Totally pig headed...My friends and I have tried to give him advice forever and he just refuses to listen...You should point Lance in the direction of this thread. Maybe we could help. The FFA's track record in helping the socially challenged is pretty impressive.This guy is a walking disaster in all things women...The last girl he was interested in, he met at a bar, called her the next night, set something up for that upcoming weekend, and then, when he got there, she told him over the intercom that she must have been really drunk when she made the plans because she didn't remember them and was busy, sorry...
Okay peoples.....this is the situation I am facing as of just a little bit ago. How far should I take it with this girl. I've worked with her for 5 years....she is hot as hell and a cool person so it's not like I don't know her.Keep in mind she approached me told me I was going to take her out tomorrow. She kissed me on the cheek, smiled and left. It seems as if I could go all the way with her, but should I? I do think she is cool as hell and don't want her as a booty call. So, if the opportunity presents itself....do I do it.....or do I go the gentleman route? But if she presses the issue, I don't think I'll be able to resist. What would you do with this situation if you wanted something more than just doing the deed?
Very simple one here. If you want something more than just doing the deed, then don't push much of anything tomorrow night.
I don't see anything ungentlemanly about giving her the secks if she is ready willing and able...In fact, if she is all three, I would argue it is ungentlemanly to deny it..
I would agree not to push it, but if it proceeds organically towards that, I see nothing wrong with going ahead...I don't think this precludes it being something beyond a booty call down the line...
Go with the flow, just because you get intimate on the first date doesn't mean things can't get serious. You have to factor the length of time you've known her. It's not like a first date with a stranger so that gives you some leeway. Also if you do go for it bring your A+ game. She has probably built you up in her mind considering the whole crush thing(definitely clean the pipes). Good Luck
But if she presses, I see no reason to turn it down. Since they've known each other a long time, it's not a typical first date. Sounds like she's been longing for the ol Jabroni baloney.
One of these opportunities do not happen often in a lifetime if at all. My advice is to dangle the carrot in front of her and tease the hell out of her and give it up to her on the first date if all signals are go. No way in hell do you not give it up because you are looking for something long term - that just seems too womanish - you are a man aren't ya?
After the 2nd or 3rd bottle of wine I would even use this line...."Becky, we have been working together and know a ton of each other from working together for the past 5 years, this doesn't feel like a first date to me, but more like a 4th or 5th date, eh?"But if she presses, I see no reason to turn it down. Since they've known each other a long time, it's not a typical first date. Sounds like she's been longing for the ol Jabroni baloney.
I suggest the following:"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "After the 2nd or 3rd bottle of wine I would even use this line...."Becky, we have been working together and know a ton of each other from working together for the past 5 years, this doesn't feel like a first date to me, but more like a 4th or 5th date, eh?"But if she presses, I see no reason to turn it down. Since they've known each other a long time, it's not a typical first date. Sounds like she's been longing for the ol Jabroni baloney.
Similar story for me...only it was my last day on the job...it was a young company with many singles and a good gender mix and I had been pretty vocal about my "no dating coworkers" policy...my last day this girl came up, admitted her interest, asked me out, and let's just in my experience a woman carrying interest for that long is eager and enthusiastic and it is great
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Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.Marie: Kind ofNavin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.I suggest the following:"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "After the 2nd or 3rd bottle of wine I would even use this line...."Becky, we have been working together and know a ton of each other from working together for the past 5 years, this doesn't feel like a first date to me, but more like a 4th or 5th date, eh?"But if she presses, I see no reason to turn it down. Since they've known each other a long time, it's not a typical first date. Sounds like she's been longing for the ol Jabroni baloney.
side mental note to the mental note:remember to pack condoms and remember to remember that you packed them.this way when sticking your hand in your pocket reaching for cash and feeling something weird you dont pull it out to be like "wtf is this" right at the table.Oh man. That's awesomeThe following story is true...The names have not been changed to protect the innocent...So y'all may remember my friend Lance, the 30 year old virgin...Well two years ago on New Years Eve we were at a huge house party, one of those friend of a friend of a friend sort of things...So Lance is chatting with this cute girl, and about 1 AM he comes up to my friend Mike and I and tells us that they're leaving, heading back to his and Mike's apartment...We give him the "Dude, you're finally getting laid" knowing nod, and I drop the whole Swingers "’Cause you’re growns up and you’re growns up and you’re growns up'" line on him as Mike promises he won't be back for a while, so he'll have plenty of time to work his magic...Lance leaves, and Mike and I continue partying...The next day I swing by their apartment to watch some college football, and I am treated to this amazing story:So Lance and the girl (who is from Tennessee and is leaving to go back home the next morning -- PERFECT!!) grab a cab and head back to Lance's place...There's some making out and such in the cab. nothing too crazy...They get back to Lance's room (amazingly he neither tries to take her to dinner nor watch Saw at this point), and they start going at it a bit more...Lance gets her to undress (OMG A NAKED GIRL ON HIS BED!!!!!1), and he promptly begins "eating at the Y"...Now Lance isn't the neatest fellow, and I've seen him eat spaghetti, so I can't even imagine what this scene looked like (nor do I really want to, for that matter)...After a bit, he asks her to reciprocate, which she refuses to do (#####!)...So they are hooking up some more, and she is really tormented about whether or not she's going to sleep with Lance or not, going through the whole "No I shouldn't, yes I will" routine...Finally, she looks at him and says, "OK, lets do it"I can only imagine Lance's brain was looking like this at this point:"You have a condom, right?"Now I picture Lance more like this:
He says, "I'll be right back," and runs into Mike's room, looking for a condom...Now Mike is a bit of a lothario, so he practically has a condom dispenser on his wall...But amazingly enough, Lance cannot find one...He runs back into the room and asks her, "If I run out to get condoms, will you wait here for me?"She gives it a moment's hesitation and agrees...So Lance throws on some clothes and runs downstairs...Lance lives in Midtown Manhattan, and there is a deli on his corner, but he is both embarassed to buy condoms at the place where he gets his newspaper every day (rookie) and, being a bit of a cheapskate, he figures he can get a better deal at the Duane Reade three blocks away...Not the most athletic or graceful of folk, he nevertheless runs down the three blocks to the 24 hour Duane Reade, only to find that, being New Years Morning at 2 AM, it is closed...So he has to come back to the corner deli after all...Now every deli in NYC has condoms behind the counter, but Lance, inexperienced in these things and still embarassed, decides to wander the store looking for them...After walking around the entire store, he finally approaches the counter and asks for condoms, and now his prophylactic quest is complete!He runs back around to his apartment, takes the elevator upstairs, opens the door to his apartment...Only to find the girl pulling on her jacket and getting ready to leave... :( "I'm sorry," she says, "but my friends called, and I have to leave in a few hours, and I need to get back to my hotel, so I'm going to go."Lance walks her downstairs and flags down a cab...She gets into the cab, awkwardly gives him a peck on the cheek, and then gets in...She lowers the window and asks him one question:"Are you gay?"
back to his apartment, gos into his room, and realizes that, as usual, he had left a ton of magazines and newspapers scattered around his room, but that the magazine sitting on the nightstand right next to the bed was a New York magazine opened to an article entitled "AIDS still a problem in NYC gay community"
You can't make this stuff up...
good point... did that once at a girl's parents' 
ask every single girl to dance. every other single girl will get jealous. Make sure to be the life of the party and dance by yourself.Yes, dance by yourself. Not 'im a drunk loser dancing', but 'im drinking, having an awesome time, no strings attached, lets just have fun dancing'.trust me ...Woz said:
"the internet: world's safest place to make fun of lifters"Really, Larry, let it be...You have no real part in this and are really just instigating at this point....1. this isn't a courtroom...2. its worse that you recycled it... at least if you wrote it for her it would be kinda sweet (albeit still pretty wierd)... the fact you recycled it makes it not cute at all...3. dream onWoz said:1. That's called hearsay bud and shouldn't be taken as absolute truth. 2. Okay, but you said I wrote it for her. I pointed out you were wrong and you just admitted. 3. You do realize how badly I could beat you, right?larry_boy_44 said:
i can't dance dude slow i'm money, but for whatever ####### reason my feet can't danceask every single girl to dance. every other single girl will get jealous. Make sure to be the life of the party and dance by yourself.Yes, dance by yourself. Not 'im a drunk loser dancing', but 'im drinking, having an awesome time, no strings attached, lets just have fun dancing'.trust me ...Woz said:
this is schtick right?
you know what, #### it, i'm gonna give it a shot. I've always tried to be the "cool guy in the corner who doesn't dance and probably has a hotter gf not there that night" and while that has worked to some extent before because girls start wondering why I'm too good to be dancing with them and then try to get me to do it and feel good when I do, this also forces the girls to take on the initiative - something most girls don't want to do. I also like shyer, sweeter girls and they aren't the type to approach someone doing that. I know very few people there tomorrow night and the ones I do know are close, good friends who won't care so #### it - I'm gonna be a dancing fool tomorrow night.Women dont care. THey only care about confidence and how you carry yourself. Dont be the 'cool guy in the corner' and dont be the 'drunk bafoon on the dance floor'. Be the 'everyone wants to hangout with me because im awesome' guy.I also am a ####ty dancers_ezy said:
practice.best time to practice dancing is driving in the car. you cant move much, so you just kinda push your body around. no crazy limb flailing. simple movements.how else ya gonna learn? I cant begin to go into the tail i have pulled simply from dancing. not even good dancing per se, simple confidence on the floor. trust me when i say if i can do it, you can do iti can't dance dude slow i'm money, but for whatever ####### reason my feet can't danceask every single girl to dance. every other single girl will get jealous. Make sure to be the life of the party and dance by yourself.Yes, dance by yourself. Not 'im a drunk loser dancing', but 'im drinking, having an awesome time, no strings attached, lets just have fun dancing'.trust me ...Woz said:
not drunk. best advice i can give is dont drink any hard liquor, only beer. dancing, some water, plenty of piss breaks, and you will be well on your way w/o blackouts (or face plants!)you know what, #### it, i'm gonna give it a shot. I've always tried to be the "cool guy in the corner who doesn't dance and probably has a hotter gf not there that night" and while that has worked to some extent before because girls start wondering why I'm too good to be dancing with them and then try to get me to do it and feel good when I do, this also forces the girls to take on the initiative - something most girls don't want to do. I also like shyer, sweeter girls and they aren't the type to approach someone doing that. I know very few people there tomorrow night and the ones I do know are close, good friends who won't care so #### it - I'm gonna be a dancing fool tomorrow night.Women dont care. THey only care about confidence and how you carry yourself. Dont be the 'cool guy in the corner' and dont be the 'drunk bafoon on the dance floor'. Be the 'everyone wants to hangout with me because im awesome' guy.I also am a ####ty dancers_ezy said:
gonna guess the only comped drinks will be beer... i'm 24 now so i'm mature enough to keep myself under wrapsnot drunk. best advice i can give is dont drink any hard liquor, only beer. dancing, some water, plenty of piss breaks, and you will be well on your way w/o blackouts (or face plants!)you know what, #### it, i'm gonna give it a shot. I've always tried to be the "cool guy in the corner who doesn't dance and probably has a hotter gf not there that night" and while that has worked to some extent before because girls start wondering why I'm too good to be dancing with them and then try to get me to do it and feel good when I do, this also forces the girls to take on the initiative - something most girls don't want to do. I also like shyer, sweeter girls and they aren't the type to approach someone doing that. I know very few people there tomorrow night and the ones I do know are close, good friends who won't care so #### it - I'm gonna be a dancing fool tomorrow night.Women dont care. THey only care about confidence and how you carry yourself. Dont be the 'cool guy in the corner' and dont be the 'drunk bafoon on the dance floor'. Be the 'everyone wants to hangout with me because im awesome' guy.I also am a ####ty dancers_ezy said:
will report back w/ any disastersor the "understanding" that she doesn't give
, take it any way but missionary, and likes to just "pet and cuddle"
OK, I did the six day thing but not really intentionally. Finally called her tonight.I'm worried I may find myself with a girlfriend soon.
I haven't found anything wrong with her yet, and so far she is under the impression that I'm amazing. She's easily impressed though (by stuff like quick one-handed bra unhooking) so take it for what it's worth.
This is the first time I haven't seen a clear escape plan. May need to sabotage. Think I'll finally call the girl from the bar tonight.
"How long you guys gonna wait to call your babies?"
"Six days."
She's a pretty funny chick - said she was starting to wonder if she accidently gave me her fake number. We set up a date for Sunday night - dinner, drinks, watch football, maybe play pool.Other girl mentioned above is coming over again tonight after my son goes to sleep. Then tomorrow night she's taking me to the Ranger/A's game.
yeah ok buddy what's it your point. keep this shsit for piosrtwry.; it won;t mnean #### in sometie. ywah in can't tepe
I have always said - and always will say - you are the most amazing person I've ever met. There isnt another who could ever take your place. I will never look at anyone with the same desperate love in my eyes, and will never see the same look returned. I know you immediately want to think "lies, lies, lies" but tell me any man has ever looked at you like I did. Didnt matter what went on around me, all I wanted to do was look at you because I couldnt believe what I was seeing and feeling. My God, I did somersaults just because I was having a sandwich on the floor and watching a silly movie with you. You really do sparkleI suggest the following:"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "After the 2nd or 3rd bottle of wine I would even use this line...."Becky, we have been working together and know a ton of each other from working together for the past 5 years, this doesn't feel like a first date to me, but more like a 4th or 5th date, eh?"But if she presses, I see no reason to turn it down. Since they've known each other a long time, it's not a typical first date. Sounds like she's been longing for the ol Jabroni baloney.
#### that you queer, ino appelteineies. mainly heneieken. lots of it. nbtwn i dreamt i met you last night. freakened me out. figuire it the end of my internet time erene
I have always said - and always will say - you are the most amazing person I've ever met. There isnt another who could ever take your place. I will never look at anyone with the same desperate love in my eyes, and will never see the same look returned. I know you immediately want to think "lies, lies, lies" but tell me any man has ever looked at you like I did. Didnt matter what went on around me, all I wanted to do was look at you because I couldnt believe what I was seeing and feeling. My God, I did somersaults just because I was having a sandwich on the floor and watching a silly movie with you. You really do sparkleI suggest the following:"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "After the 2nd or 3rd bottle of wine I would even use this line...."Becky, we have been working together and know a ton of each other from working together for the past 5 years, this doesn't feel like a first date to me, but more like a 4th or 5th date, eh?"But if she presses, I see no reason to turn it down. Since they've known each other a long time, it's not a typical first date. Sounds like she's been longing for the ol Jabroni baloney.
-Sparkles
