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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
i was off reading the latest installment of GM pr0n mail, but am back now.
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
I'm pretty close to complete.Have nothing before 1897 and a small gap from 89-91.
Honus 1897-1917
Baker 08-22
Heilmann 14-32
Dizzy 30-41
Newhouser 39-55
Minoso 49-64
Wilhelm 52-72
Yaz 61-83
Guidry 75-88
Pedro 92-present
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
fan-#######-tastic.. that's what.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
not at all. in fact, it shows up faster than i can get rid of it.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
$2 is a steal.stubby is $10. wtf?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
you left this part out: "Watch out for Spinner Finger."
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
No idea.. but he was a badass mofo in college..
Nipsey
Footballguy
Politician Spock
Footballguy
We're not falling for that again!
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
you realize his head is bigger than the backboard, right? :rotflmao:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
lol
Nipsey
Footballguy
"TRUE" STORYA old friend of mine growing up calls me out of the blue a few years back and tells me one of his friends from college is visiting LA. He wants to know if I'll hang out with her one night and I say fine. He gives her my e-mail and next thing you know, we're corresponding.Now, every E-mail she writes either starts or ends with "LOL" or ":0)". Drives me crazy, but I don't say anything, hoping she may be hot. We meet up for drinks at a spot down the street from me and she's already sitting at the bar. Now I gotta say, this chick IS hot. She'd come straight from work and is wearing some kind of black (V-neck) sweater w/black pants outfit. She has a pink shirt underneath w/the collar sticking out and unbuttoned a bit so you can see some skin. We have a few drinks, talk for a bit.Three hours in, somehow we get on the subject of her e-mails, and more specifically, the smiley face thing at the end of the e-mail. Now, I've had some drinks, so I let fly with this gem, "why would someone as beautiful as you, end your e-mails with something as strange as that?" Don't ask me how I got to that line, can't remember. She says, "does it really bug you?" I don't say anything for a second, realizing I may have just blown my evening over something really stupid. "Ahhhh..." Before I think of what to say, she says, "do you think this is stupid too?" And with that line, she takes my pint of beer, drinks a huge gulp from it, puts the glass down on the bar in front of her.....and somehow MAKES THE BEER COME OUT OF HER NOSE AND BACK INTO THE GLASS. She composes herself for a second, her eyes are a bit teary. She says, "what'd you think of that?" Honestly, I didn't know what to think. I was happy and sad, scared and aroused all at the same time. Before I could answer the jukebox kicked in a new song. It was Jose Feliciano's, "Feliz Navidad" and before Jose got to the "I wanna wish you a merry Christmas" part, she threw up on the bar. LOL)
Koya
Footballguy
But, did you tap it?"TRUE" STORYA old friend of mine growing up calls me out of the blue a few years back and tells me one of his friends from college is visiting LA. He wants to know if I'll hang out with her one night and I say fine. He gives her my e-mail and next thing you know, we're corresponding.Now, every E-mail she writes either starts or ends with "LOL" or ":0)". Drives me crazy, but I don't say anything, hoping she may be hot. We meet up for drinks at a spot down the street from me and she's already sitting at the bar. Now I gotta say, this chick IS hot. She'd come straight from work and is wearing some kind of black (V-neck) sweater w/black pants outfit. She has a pink shirt underneath w/the collar sticking out and unbuttoned a bit so you can see some skin. We have a few drinks, talk for a bit.Three hours in, somehow we get on the subject of her e-mails, and more specifically, the smiley face thing at the end of the e-mail. Now, I've had some drinks, so I let fly with this gem, "why would someone as beautiful as you, end your e-mails with something as strange as that?" Don't ask me how I got to that line, can't remember. She says, "does it really bug you?" I don't say anything for a second, realizing I may have just blown my evening over something really stupid. "Ahhhh..." Before I think of what to say, she says, "do you think this is stupid too?" And with that line, she takes my pint of beer, drinks a huge gulp from it, puts the glass down on the bar in front of her.....and somehow MAKES THE BEER COME OUT OF HER NOSE AND BACK INTO THE GLASS. She composes herself for a second, her eyes are a bit teary. She says, "what'd you think of that?" Honestly, I didn't know what to think. I was happy and sad, scared and aroused all at the same time. Before I could answer the jukebox kicked in a new song. It was Jose Feliciano's, "Feliz Navidad" and before Jose got to the "I wanna wish you a merry Christmas" part, she threw up on the bar. LOL
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
and that woman?Charo."TRUE" STORYA old friend of mine growing up calls me out of the blue a few years back and tells me one of his friends from college is visiting LA. He wants to know if I'll hang out with her one night and I say fine. He gives her my e-mail and next thing you know, we're corresponding.Now, every E-mail she writes either starts or ends with "LOL" or ":0)". Drives me crazy, but I don't say anything, hoping she may be hot. We meet up for drinks at a spot down the street from me and she's already sitting at the bar. Now I gotta say, this chick IS hot. She'd come straight from work and is wearing some kind of black (V-neck) sweater w/black pants outfit. She has a pink shirt underneath w/the collar sticking out and unbuttoned a bit so you can see some skin. We have a few drinks, talk for a bit.Three hours in, somehow we get on the subject of her e-mails, and more specifically, the smiley face thing at the end of the e-mail. Now, I've had some drinks, so I let fly with this gem, "why would someone as beautiful as you, end your e-mails with something as strange as that?" Don't ask me how I got to that line, can't remember. She says, "does it really bug you?" I don't say anything for a second, realizing I may have just blown my evening over something really stupid. "Ahhhh..." Before I think of what to say, she says, "do you think this is stupid too?" And with that line, she takes my pint of beer, drinks a huge gulp from it, puts the glass down on the bar in front of her.....and somehow MAKES THE BEER COME OUT OF HER NOSE AND BACK INTO THE GLASS. She composes herself for a second, her eyes are a bit teary. She says, "what'd you think of that?" Honestly, I didn't know what to think. I was happy and sad, scared and aroused all at the same time. Before I could answer the jukebox kicked in a new song. It was Jose Feliciano's, "Feliz Navidad" and before Jose got to the "I wanna wish you a merry Christmas" part, she threw up on the bar. LOL
Funkley
Collar: Up
Larry Walker write up.
5 time all star.
1997 NL MVP.
10 MVP 4 times.
7 time Gold Glove winner.
.401 OB 55th all time.
.568 SLG 15th all time.
368 home runs 61st all time.
Fits in on my team exactly how Earl Averill would have. Right field in Sportsman's Park is pretty small for a power lefty like Walker. Walker's stats make him worthy of being selected among the OF's left and he fits in well on my squad. I needed another good defensive OF and Walker is probably one of the better ones left that can also hit.
5 time all star.
1997 NL MVP.
10 MVP 4 times.
7 time Gold Glove winner.
.401 OB 55th all time.
.568 SLG 15th all time.
368 home runs 61st all time.
Fits in on my team exactly how Earl Averill would have. Right field in Sportsman's Park is pretty small for a power lefty like Walker. Walker's stats make him worthy of being selected among the OF's left and he fits in well on my squad. I needed another good defensive OF and Walker is probably one of the better ones left that can also hit.
Good pick.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
You are 23 minutes late!!!glad to see I didn't miss much.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
I'm guessing you can't put "In the hole" next to his name until he's married?
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
:rotflmao:I'm guessing you can't put "In the hole" next to his name until he's married?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
good morning!be like me and just never sleep. makes the mornings that much easier to deal with.
