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***OFFICIAL*** FFA Pigeon Thread (1 Viewer)

squistion just pm'ed me- said one of you guys posted his twitter account name which has his real name, and several of you guys repeated it? Why would you do that? I know some of you don't like the guy, but that's really awful.
Willie warned him about this a while back - I see it as poetic justice for his constant Twitter posts that most everyone hates.

 
squistion just pm'ed me- said one of you guys posted his twitter account name which has his real name, and several of you guys repeated it? Why would you do that? I know some of you don't like the guy, but that's really awful.
If he wanted it kept a secret he did a really poor job keeping it such.  Both WN and I had told him a few weeks ago that it was obvious at this point.  He basically told us who he was through his tweeting in threads.  One of the worst kept secrets ever :shrug:  People knew well before this thread.

 
You came so close to providing cliff notes. But I still have no idea what's happening. 
- Otis creates a thread to wager on the election 

- Otis only wants to wager straight up, cstu gives 7:1 odds and wagers with Beaver, Peyton, Irish and maybe McGarnicle

- cstu posts like Tim on speed for weeks on end but then disappears like a fart in the wind when Hillary loses

- people try and play nice and tell him to come pay up; then they get worried he's not showing so people start searching old threads for info on him

-  somebody creates a CstuOwesMoney Twitter account and hilarity ensues

- Twitter account follows Squish's account which had already been outed (and apparently Squish has some weird pigeon thing)

- Hagmania live broadcasts epically about pigeons, cstu being a welcher, etc

- Squish PMs Tim to say that people are being mean to him for something he inadvertently done to himself

- Gator is a moron

 
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Hatoful Boyfriend: A School of Hope and White Wings(Japanese: はーとふる彼氏 〜希望の学園と白い翼〜Hepburn: Hātofuru kareshi ~kibō no gakuen to shiroi tsubasa~?) is a Japanese dōjin soft otome visual novel released in 2011 for Microsoft Windows and OS X. It was developed by manga artist Hato Moa's dōjin circle PigeoNation Inc., and is the successor of a Flash game of the same name she created for April Fools' Day in 2011. A free demo version of Hatofulmade with the FamousWriter engine was released later that year, followed by a full commercial version released on 30 October 2011 at COMITIA 98, and an English version released in February 2012. An international remake by developer Mediatonic and publisher Devolver Digital, dubbed Hatoful Boyfriend HD in Japan, was released on 4 September 2014 for Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux and for PlayStation 4 and PlayStation Vita on 21 July 2015 in North America, and on 22 July 2015 in Europe, respectively. A port for iOS was released on 25 May 2016.

Hatoful Boyfriend received generally positive reception; reviewers praised the game's replay value as well as its writing and characterization, while repetitive gameplay and the accessibility of the game's Bad Boys Love mode received a more mixed response. A sequel, Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star, was released on 29 December 2011, with an English version being released on Christmas Day the following year. In addition to the main games in the series, Hatoful Boyfriend has made transitions into other media: a monthly webcomic was serialized in the anthology Manga Life WIN+, several supplementary materials and official dōjin works have been released, and four drama CDs based on the series have been made. An episodic web seriesbegan in 2014.

 
Hatoful Boyfriend is an interactive text-based visual novel that follows a branching plot line, with the player's decisions determining which of the game's multiple endings they receive. The title is a pun on the wasei-eigo word hātofuru (ハートフル?, "heartful", also "hurtful"[1]), and the Japanese word hato (鳩?, "pigeon", "dove"), as the game features pigeons and other birds as major characters. The game is set in a version of Earth populated by sapient, anthropomorphic birds, and its main story follows the player character and protagonist—the only human attending St. PigeoNation's Institute, an elite school for birds—as she finds love among her avian acquaintances.[2]

Bad Boys Love, a hidden alternate story mode, opens with the discovery of the protagonist's corpse, after which the player follows her best friend Ryouta Kawara as he investigates the circumstances of her death and unravels darker conspiracies surrounding the school.

Gameplay in Hatoful Boyfriend is similar to most other visual novels for the PC, with the controls limited to the mouse and the only interactions being clicking to forward the game's narrative or to choose between multiple plot choices. The keyboard can also be used instead of the mouse, with the 'enter' key serving the same purpose as clicking. The save button can be employed at any point during the game, which also features several pages of save slots, allowing gameplay to be easily picked up from prior to a choice the player made. An arrow button in the upper right corner also allows the player to skip dialogue and interactions they have already experienced.[3]

The player assumes control of the protagonist, a teenage human girl. As the game follows a branching plot line with multiple endings, at various points during gameplay the player is allowed to make choices that determine which character's romance route the player will encounter. On weekdays, the player can also choose which classes to attend, which changes one of the protagonist's three statsdepending on the activity chosen. Having certain stat values are required to obtain the good endings for each love interest and to otherwise advance along certain routes.[4] There are thirteen (fourteen in the 2014 remake) endings in total: one ending for each of the main love interests, three extended endings for three of the love interests based on stat values, one ending for the gaiden-esque Torimi Café storyline, and one ending attained if the player fails to romance any character.[3]

When routes are completed, documents are unlocked that provide insights into the game's overarching storyline. These documents can be viewed at any time in the game's archive feature, which is accessed from the title screen. After obtaining the four specific endings required to trigger it, the player is given a new prompt to either "fulfill the promise" or live "a normal life" upon starting a new game.[3] Choosing to live a normal life will result in a normal playthrough, while choosing to fulfill the promise locks the player into the true route or scenario Bad Boys Love, or BBL(also known as Hurtful Boyfriend[3]), which explores the full extent of the underlying plot alluded to by the documents and various points of foreshadowing in the dating simulation portion of the game. If the player chooses to fulfill the promise, aside from several dream sequences, gameplay at first appears to continue normally until the in-game date is 2 September. The player's perspective then switches from the protagonist to the protagonist's best friend, and the events of the scenario begin regardless of any other choices made by the player up to that point. If the player obtains all other possible endings prior to starting Bad Boys Love, an extended epilogue plays after the game's credits upon completion of the scenario.[3] In a departure from the generally lighthearted romantic routes, Bad Boys Love is presented as a murder mystery psychological thriller, and is significantly longer than any other route in Hatoful Boyfriend, making up most of the game's actual length.[1]

There are several changes to gameplay and the way text is displayed during Bad Boys Love in the original version of the game: saving is disabled except at certain points in the story, the function to skip dialogue and interactions is removed, and plot-important dialogue and narrative are highlighted with colored text; usually yellow, though text of particularly critical importance is highlighted in red. In the 2014 remake however, the option to save is available at all times, the skip function is retained, and text is no longer highlighted. In both versions, the game's interface and controls change from that of a standard visual novel to similar to that of a '90s-era turn-based role-playing game during certain segments of the narrative.[3]

 
This thread is phenomenal in every respect.  Even Tim being someone's messenger pigeon is just delicious. 

This needs to be preserved in the library of congress. 

 
 CTSU babbled about 100:1 odds, which I happily said I'd take - I heard crickets afterwards. 
So it began

See above.  If you want it, you got it.
Our resident deadbeat begins dialogue 

He has no chance - you can prob rope a few people in around 7-1, although that's pretty dead money too IMO.

Give some real odds, what's the difference when you're going to collect regardless of the line?
Battling for some Otis money

Actually, I have put my money where my mouth is. I have a side bet with @General Malaise where he gave me +300 odds.

Get with the program Otis, you're slipping!
Plot twist, didn't know Eminence bet with GM, I'll make the safe assumption we haven't heard about this bc GM isn't a welching cheating son of a #####

Oats, give me 7-1... I'll throw $100 to your $700.

& I'm not a supporter, but for the right price, I'll take the bet.
Oats didn't want it

I'll take it.
Deadbeat did 

Accepted

If you want to buy out before Tuesday, I'll let you out for $100.

When the margin in the polls drops to under 3 percentage points, price goes up to $250.
I guess why take a buyout when you aren't going to pay to begin with

If Trump wins I'll have worse problems than $700 I have to pay you.
You will when I out all your public information

It's about -300 offshore. Just saying, that's a $400 swing. I know, no vig if you win and all, but due diligence is all I'm saying.
It was free money for him :excited:

Making money is not the point.  I wanted to see if anyone would lay down money here on Trump.
Welching and disappearing appears to be the point you pathetic loser

Yes.  Are you in for $100?
More free money?

at 7/1 odds I will take Trump for $50 Alex.
Another accepted

I will take 300 on trump at 7 to 1
:lol:

yes.  you sure you can cover the now $1400 liability you've taken on?  i'm getting the suspicion you're taking these bets under the assumption that Trump can't win under any circumstances.  understand that he wins the election with some significantly nonzero probability.  if you can guarantee you're good for it I'm in.
You knew it, but the odds were too good

 Yes, I'm not going to ruin my good name around here over $1400.
:lmao:  Amazing some of things people have found in the last few days you raging hypocrite

alright, i'm in for $100
More free money for CSTU :excited:

i'd probably want to see the money escrowed if his liability starts to get north of 2k.  just trying to avoid being freerolled.
:goodposting:  

7:1 is ridiculously generous. I ####ing hate that guy with all my soul and I'm tempted. 
Should've been a red flag when others were getting tempted 

Yes, but I'm shutting down betting to limit my exposure.
:lmao:  should've done that for about the cost of a Wilson football?

Wagers accepted at 7/1 odds that Trump wins:

irishidiot $50

Peyton Marino - $100

fantasycurse42 - $100
Free money :excited:

Here's my electoral map:

http://www.270towin.com/maps/y2102

That gives Trump all of the states he's winning or losing by less than 4% in the polls.
Excellent work

Fine, Jrod - $100, 1:1 she'll be President on January 1, 2019.
Plot twist, more money owed, I'm sure he'lol collect in 2019 :thumbup:

I'd LOVE some 7-1 as well given current odds are -250 / +175 or so 
He had to limit his exposure :lmao:

Still time to get in, $100?
You suck

Looking forward to tomorrow. 
Your unannounced FFA retirement?

PM me your PayPal - I'll send it over as soon as Hillary wins Florida.
I was ready to pay as soon as she won FL, I'm not a deadbeat Welcher though.

I now move to 3-0 lifetime on forum bets.  
I'd assume you collected on the other 2. 

on 11/2 he agreed to a $50 bet from me as well. 
Of course he did, he pretended to limit exposure to make it appear like he had intentions of paying, while he kept taking bets. Guy was gonna match his monthly salary on this landslide

@cstu

I think he's good for it.
I really didn't 

I'm here for the backpedaling and welching. :popcorn:
:goodposting:

An alpha like him wouldn't turn tail and run, right? RIGHT??? :)
Big Red X

I don't think cstu is a welcher.
Update?

 
Just went through the first 9 pages for ####s and giggles again.

I'm sure he will be checking in soon to pay his debts.

 
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I just figured out who hag is and now need to know who squistion is.

Anyone have a link or explanation?  thx

 
How long did the twitchathon go last night? I had to throw in the towel shortly after midnight. Just imagine if Hillary had the stamina of the Hag, we potentially would have missed out on all of this.

 
Hags quadrupled his all-time viewership high last night.  With all the hype now, you have to think he'll be breaking new boundaries tonight. :popcorn:

 
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By the way, seriously sort of amazed that this guy really just up and disappeared.  Pretty incredible. I was sure this was just going to be a misunderstanding and that he'd be popping back in here any moment to settle up.  

 
By the way, seriously sort of amazed that this guy really just up and disappeared.  Pretty incredible. I was sure this was just going to be a misunderstanding and that he'd be popping back in here any moment to settle up.  
I'm more amazed that he didn't realize that after a decade and 60K posts on here that he left enough info for people to fairly easily identify him IRL.

However, that doesn't even move the needle on the amazement scale compared to the revelation that Squis has a pigeon fetish.

 
squistion just pm'ed me- said one of you guys posted his twitter account name which has his real name, and several of you guys repeated it? Why would you do that? I know some of you don't like the guy, but that's really awful.
He revealed his twitter account himself with some of his posts

 
He wasn't posting sexual stuff about pigeons, was he??  This is just busting a guy's chops because he's really into pigeons, right??

 
Okay, I'm out for the day - I anticipate a PM will be waiting for me from CSTU when I check back in later explaining the mishap and offering prompt payment.

 
He wasn't posting sexual stuff about pigeons, was he??  This is just busting a guy's chops because he's really into pigeons, right??
Eagles or hawks I could understand. Or owls! How badass are owls? They're reclusive, always pissed off, and they wreck shop on rodents like ####### Navy Seals. 

Pigeons? It just makes you scratch your head.

 

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