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***OFFICIAL*** FFA Pigeon Thread (2 Viewers)

Oh what the hell

:cstu:

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There was a poster who had half a brain

He made bets with all but Sinn Fein

We look for c-stu

But find pigeon poo

Seven to one we never see him again

 
jamny said:
:lmao:

Whose is the top right, second one down? That's great!

lmao at The Who album cover
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Don't get fooled again
No, no!

[epic rock scream]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[/epic rock scream]

 
There once was a man, cstu

Away from the FFA he flew

I could see through my scope

He tied pigeons to rope

And they pulled 'til he shot his goo

 
Cstu offered seven to one 

Some guys thought that sounded fun

Then Trump won the election 

Cstu lost his erection

And now cstu's on the run 

 
Bet against Trump election day

If he wins,  I simply won't pay. 

The FFA found my Twitter 

Made a smilie of a pigeon &hitter

Now in the FFA I can't stay. 

 
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Willy said:
I figured someone would have made use of the Randy Johnson/pigeon incident by now

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/01/06/105722906/randy-johnson-says-fans-are-more-impressed-by-the-time-he-killed-that-bird-than-his-5-cy-youngs
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I have to say,  that's one of the weirdest,  funniest,  most surreal moments that has ever occurred in sports. Just the timing involved must have physicists pulling their hair out.  It's one of those moments that you think is simply impossible ,  but it HAPPENED ! 

 
There once was a fellow named squistion

Hoped if Hill wasn't voted then wished in

Of cstu and his birds:

"They're far beyond words.

You're all shallow waters we've fished in!"

 
gianmarco said:
There once was a guy named Squistion
Who had a fascination with a pigeon
Hag live twitched one night
Bird avatars raged through the site
And Otis changed the title just a smidgen
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Alright, this stupid limerick is 4 likes away from getting the little flag. Let's do it!

 
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