*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (8 Viewers)

[ChainsawU]

This is not my idea but two strippers are giving me a ride home. Feels sketchy. Just farted. Need 2 get all my farts out before I enter their rental car :afraid:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This is not my idea but two strippers are giving me a ride home. Feels sketchy. Just farted. Need 2 get all my farts out before I enter their rental car :afraid:

Go pee-pee. That's where I do all my best farting.

 

[ChainsawU]

that was not a good idea. they already left. they both sampled the d but apparently my demeanor was unsettling and they couldn't relax.

 

[ChainsawU]

it was confusing as the three of us were all naked when they became abruptly competitive with each other. they quickly decided to leave as things were escalating, and they abruptly left with the reluctant one wanting to steal my pink jolly rancher throw pillow and adopt it as her own

 

[ChainsawU]

just navigated a challenging situation

 

[boom king]

DET-1 vs GB.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Stillers / Falcons o57.5

Lions -1

 

[Whomper]

I like the Giants tt over 18.5.  Im also waiting on the Barkley totals. I think he has a big day today 

 

[The Ref]

Hit a nice four team parlay last night.

No Texas, Nevada, Wisconsin & Liberty

i should pay double

 

[Whomper]

S. Barkley over 67.5

 

[RJS113]

Lions PK

Browns +3.5

Jets +1

Bills +5.5

Dolphins +5.5

Cardinals +4

 

[lumpy19]

bookmaker had to get crushed today all those low number at -160 cashed for overs

So crushed that they decided not to post props today 

 

[LOCO]

Packers/Lions OVER 50

 

[Angry Beavers]

Today's Card: 

Jax +3 and Ten - 5.5 - 1 unit

2 units: Sea +7, Jets +1, Lions -1

GLTA
AB

 

[RJS113]

Lions PK

Browns +3.5

Jets +1

Bills +5.5

Dolphins +5.5

Cardinals +4

Also Jags +3

 

[Stuart Ullman]

It's funny because I went to bed last night thinking to myself, Steelers / Falcons O58.5 is the biggest square play on the board. Yet, here we are.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

I believe I’m 17-8 as of right now on posted plays today. Tell me again who the king is #####

Oh, you're the King gussy and my personal hero. If I grow to be half the man that you are, I will have lived a good life. Actually, while we're on the topic. Do you pronounce your screen-name "guh-see" or "goo-see".

Asking for a friend.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Crosby 3 missed FB +9000

 

[Good Posting Judge]

***NAOYA INOUE 2u to win the WBSS 118 lb. tournament -165***

Caution, this will take approx 8-12 months to come due, hopefully closer to 8. It's an 8-man single elimination tourney, 3 rounds. Inoue kicks it off this weekend and should win without much trouble against Juan Carlos Payano. Likely to fight Zolani Tete next, who knocked out Sibiniso Goya with the only punch of the fight last year, but has nowhere near the ability that Inoue has, and then a likely final against Ryan Burnett, a very good up-and-coming Irish fighter.

It's a good field, but none of these guys are in Inoue's class.

A mere 70 seconds. One down, two to go.

 

[lumpy19]

I dislike Jacksonville very much

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Almost feel like every underdog has a chance to win on this 4PM slate. 3 division games and a Cardinals team looking for their first win behind their rookie against a team lead by CJ Beathard.

Still have time to decide what I want to do. Might round-robin this ####.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Marquez o6.5

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Raiders / Chargers O52, -110

I can see either team putting up 28-35 points. It's a divisional game, I don't expect either team to play lights out defensively. I think it will be close but I feel like this should cover.

 

[boom king]

Az+3 
Phi-3.5 
LAC-5 
LAR-7.5 

 

[LOCO]

rockies offense wakes up at home. 

Rockies -1

 

[got_nugs]

Did that Steelers fumble touchdown bless anyone?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Did that Steelers fumble touchdown bless anyone?

well sort of, I hit the over but then they pulled Matt Ryan short of him going over

 

[got_nugs]

The black beast post fight interview with Rogan was worth the PPV fee by itself.  

 

[Stuart Ullman]

#### the Raiders. 

 

[lumpy19]

First awful day of the NFL season for me, just brutal, I hate these days

 

[Dan Lambskin]

First awful day of the NFL season for me, just brutal, I hate these days

Probably just means the afternoon games will be extra awesome 

 

[Stuart Ullman]

This pisses me the #### off.

 

[lumpy19]

Probably just means the afternoon games will be extra awesome 

I only have 4 bets....can't even get excited if i sweep

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm sure this has been covered many times, but what is the preferred online wagering site these days?

Small potatoes.  For entertainment purposes only.  I'm comfortable buying and transferring Bitcoin. 

BetOnline/Sportsbetting.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Waste of ####### time.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

BetOnline/Sportsbetting.

5Dimes Bovada and Sportsbook.ag all easy to setup and fund as well

 

[NREC34]

I went 0-3 on the nfl today. 

What’s the play on the cowboys game tonight to get it back??

also got the Dodgers over the braves -177 I think it was

 

[gussy]

Em, I took all of my winnings from yesterday.........ALL OF IT...............on the Steelers/Falcons over and then went and golfed in the rain in 40 degree temps and drank bloody mary's and bud lights until I couldn't see straight. Square my ###. Pay this man #####. Guess who's going to be picking up another Walmart bag of cash in a pizza joint parking lot this week. You couldn't live my life kid.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Nothing like having and over and seeing 2 missed FG in 6 seconds 

 

[Stuart Ullman]

2H - Raiders / Chargers O24.5, EVEN

It's a hill I'm willing to die on at this point. Raiders have to air it out. At the least, that stops the clock and lengthens the game.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Em, I took all of my winnings from yesterday.........ALL OF IT...............on the Steelers/Falcons over and then went and golfed in the rain in 40 degree temps and drank bloody mary's and bud lights until I couldn't see straight. Square my ###. Pay this man #####. Guess who's going to be picking up another Walmart bag of cash in a pizza joint parking lot this week. You couldn't live my life kid.

LOL

Cool story, bro. You couldn't hold my jockstrap, pal. I'm done with this. I tried playing nice, you're a fool so unless you're going to treat me with respect, piss off. I'm not your comedic foil to get 3-4 likes. 

 

[Stuart Ullman]

What a loser. Wins his bet by a half point and runs his mouth.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Seriously, done being nice. You're back on my list.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

We're not friends. You're an adult that is bullying me like you're 13 years old. I tried to be nice. Grow up.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Shame on all of you for liking that. I'm getting verbally assaulted by a 50 year old man and you think that's funny. It's absolutely disgusting. He has no respect for me. He's the kind of guy that you would invite over and he would steal from me.

No class, a terrible person. Sociopathic tendencies. But yeah, keep encouraging a him.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Oh, you're the King gussy and my personal hero. If I grow to be half the man that you are, I will have lived a good life. Actually, while we're on the topic. Do you pronounce your screen-name "guh-see" or "goo-see".

Asking for a friend.

@gussy

Seriously, I try being nice to you. I say all things nice things to you. Yet you run your mouth to me? I would be happy that you won. But instead you use it as an excuse to run your mouth. Yet you say I'm obnoxious? I'm a frat boy.

Look in the ####### mirror. I tried to treating you with respect and being your friend. Too bad you're trash. Go drink some more and verbally assault more people. You're so cool, bro!

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Dude can't just be happy he won. He has to verbally abuse a stranger on the internet, it's truly sick.

 

[Joe Bryant]

Em, I took all of my winnings from yesterday.........ALL OF IT...............on the Steelers/Falcons over and then went and golfed in the rain in 40 degree temps and drank bloody mary's and bud lights until I couldn't see straight. Square my ###. Pay this man #####. Guess who's going to be picking up another Walmart bag of cash in a pizza joint parking lot this week. You couldn't live my life kid.

Drop it and be way cooler. Keep this 100% on Football and not each other. 

 

[gussy]

Verbally assault? lol. Simmer down snowflake. I don't want to hear "couldn't hold my jockstrap". I've offered to go head to head with
you numerous times and you always pass. Nobody was verbally assaulting you. I'm not even sure how I'm "not respecting" you outside
of one upping you when you jump around here and make ridiculous statements like "I'm one of the best in the WORLD at what I do". It's
laughable bro. There's not one person on this board that thinks that about themselves and I think most of us wouldn't put consider you one
of the best on this board. It's nice you come here and have your streaks, but you're a whiny little ##### when people don't blow you for it.
That's why you have always have had issues on all of these boards and why you keep having to get aliases. I've never had to get an alias.

Try that mirror on for size.

 

[Joe Bryant]

@gussy

Seriously, I try being nice to you. I say all things nice things to you. Yet you run your mouth to me? I would be happy that you won. But instead you use it as an excuse to run your mouth. Yet you say I'm obnoxious? I'm a frat boy.

Look in the ####### mirror. I tried to treating you with respect and being your friend. Too bad you're trash. Go drink some more and verbally assault more people. You're so cool, bro!

Drop it and be way cooler. Keep this 100% on Football and not each other.