OK then, since you asked for it so many times, here is my reasoning:
When the "Immaculate Reception" was first selected as a "play" I figured it was a one line joke, not particularly funny but a smart little jibe at the rules, and I figured you weren't serious. When it turned out that you were serious I decided you were trying to derail the draft. There is no rational way to compare a sports "play" to theatre, and even to attempt to criticize such a comparison makes me look even more foolish than the one making the comparison in the first place. That's why I didn't respond. What annoys me so much about the whole thing, Misfit Blondes, is that I KNOW you're mocking the draft by this pick. How do I know it? Because I've come to respect your other selections, and you're commentary, and I know you're not a stupid guy. Only a stupid person could expect the rest of us to take such an argument as you have been making seriously, and therefore I ruled that out as a possibility. And while I fully expect you to respond to this post by protesting that you have been genuine all along, I believe that is also part of the mockery.
I don't know why you have chosen to attempt to derail the draft at this time. As I wrote, your other picks have been fine. Perhaps you will continue to persist in this attempt with other picks of a similar nature. I hope this is not the case.
That is my reasoning: to sum up, I do not consider a sports play to be what was meant; we were asking for theatre plays. Your choice is vetoed; please choose again or quit.