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Official Hillary Clinton 2016 thread (3 Viewers)

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Breaking News - Fancy Bear, the sophisticated hacker employed by the GRU's elite military intelligence division responsible for the recent DNC/Clinton security breaches, was tasked by Putin to crack Trump's Republican campaign IT, but he had to keep interrupting and eventually abandoning his efforts after he kept vomiting on the keyboard.  

#VOMITRUMP
Was he close to Chernobly?

 
Tough. You are getting one of them.
Won't be because I voted for either one of them. I don't believe that "Not Trump" and "Not Hillary" are the only two options. In fact, voting FOR Johnson is like two votes. It's both a "Not Trump" vote and a "Not Hillary" vote. That makes me twice as happy to vote this year. 

 
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But she does have negatives:

And 33% think Clinton even has ties to Lucifer, to 36% who say they don't think so, and 31% who are unsure either way.
Wat?

33% think Hillary has ties to Lucifer and 31% are unsure that she does?

Well, at least about a third are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. 

 
Question: If Hillary wins, how long are the republicans going to block her supreme court nod?

At this point, I'm pretty sure Obama's pick will remain blocked until he's out of office. He probably doesn't care either. 

 
Question: If Hillary wins, how long are the republicans going to block her supreme court nod?

At this point, I'm pretty sure Obama's pick will remain blocked until he's out of office. He probably doesn't care either. 
If Hillary wins, Garland will be confirmed post haste. 

Also, if Hillary wins, there's a decent chance she flips the Senate on her coat tails. 

 
Wat?

33% think Hillary has ties to Lucifer and 31% are unsure that she does?

Well, at least about a third are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. 
Also 74% of them think she should be in prison. Not indicted for a crime, just straight to prison! And 62% of them think she is a bigger threat to this country than Russia. 

Just crazy. 

 
Question: If Hillary wins, how long are the republicans going to block her supreme court nod?

At this point, I'm pretty sure Obama's pick will remain blocked until he's out of office. He probably doesn't care either. 
As soon as it becomes clear she is going to win, they will confirm obamas pick. 

 
After Hillary's stellar day in PA:

https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/clinton-kaine-pa-1-mitchell-tweet.jpg?w=640

the campaign has cancelled a tour stop in Cleveland due to lack of interest  health issues scheduling issues:

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/07/31/second-day-on-campaign-trail-and-clinton-kaine-cancel-cleveland-ohio-appearance/#more-119545

The wheels are already coming off this bus tour and she hasn't even hit her second state. 

Meanwhile, the Trump Train keeps picking up steam through Dem strongholds like Colorado.

His visit to PA from a few days ago: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coq9SP5UsAAAQQ7.jpg 

 
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BREAKING NEWS - Trump has legally changed his name, in an homage to the great Roman General, Baratis the Annihilator.

Also, rumblings Trump is genetically engineering millions of manufactured voters in a secret underground lab to help tip the national election.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/autos/meet-graham-a-bizarre-evolved-version-of-humans-that-can-survive-car-crash/vi-BBuEpOS    
Ughhh.   :doh:  

Yeah, you're gonna need to put some more work into your humor.  You should probably think of outsourcing this to someone else.

 
Maybe speaks to different tastes and sensibilities. I find your work common and dull.
No, not really.  It's pretty well known by all that your humor in delivery AND content sucks balls.  

In fact, you could say your terrible attempt at humor actually bridges the divide between left and right.  It's actually bringing everyone in universal agreement on how terrible it is.  So in that respect: good job!  You've done something NEITHER candidate has done! :thumbup:

 
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Also 74% of them think she should be in prison. Not indicted for a crime, just straight to prison! And 62% of them think she is a bigger threat to this country than Russia. 

Just crazy. 
You think attacks against Hillary are 100% lies and attacks against Trump are 100% true.  It is obvious you are bias or have been brainwashed.  Which is it?

 
No, not really.  It's pretty well known by all that your humor in delivery AND content sucks balls.  

In fact, you could say your terrible attempt at humor actually bridges the divide between left and right.  It's actually bringing everyone in universal agreement on how terrible it is.
Yes, really, I do find your work common and dull. I'm certain you don't speak for everybody. :thumbup:

 
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Wat?

33% think Hillary has ties to Lucifer and 31% are unsure that she does?

Well, at least about a third are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. 
What I always enjoy about these polls...

...2% of Hillary supporters think she has ties to the devil.... and still support her. 12% not sure... and still support her. :unsure: Like who are these people?

 
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No, not really.  It's pretty well known by all that your humor in delivery AND content sucks balls.  

In fact, you could say your terrible attempt at humor actually bridges the divide between left and right.  It's actually bringing everyone in universal agreement on how terrible it is.  So in that respect: good job!  You've done something NEITHER candidate has done! :thumbup:
Hat are you and Bob Magaw running for?

 
Trumpian thread dictator?

Max is gunning for most common and dull work in any thread (and having a lot of success).

 
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NutterButter said:
And there's the post convention bounce all reasonable minds were expecting
Was anyone NOT expecting a convention bounce?  That seems odd since pretty much every candidate gets one.

 
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Riversco said:
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

The current 538 election forecast has it 269-269.  If the senate flips to the democrats, You could wind up with Trump-Kaine.
I don't think that would happen.  Under that scenario the number of states would favor Trump.  Are there any states that have two democratic senators and will go republican or are to close to call right now?  That's the only way I see a state Senate vote thwarting the will of the people.

 
SaintsInDome2006 said:
What I always enjoy about these polls...

...2% of Hillary supporters think she has ties to the devil.... and still support her. 12% not sure... and still support her. :unsure: Like who are these people?
Obviously Satanists...perhaps a few Led Zeppelin fans? Mick Jagger? 

My roommate dated a Satanist in college- she was really hot too. Drew a pentagram once on the floor of our living room, set candles and ####. And she always had great pot. 

 
It's time for the Hillary supporters to admit that she can't win.  She is struggling and who knows what else may come out from wiki leaks. If she is not going to step aside, then the best thing to be done is for everybody to get behind Gary Johnson as the anti Trump candidate.  It is the best chance at stopping Trump.

 
It's time for the Hillary supporters to admit that she can't win.  She is struggling and who knows what else may come out from wiki leaks. If she is not going to step aside, then the best thing to be done is for everybody to get behind Gary Johnson as the anti Trump candidate.  It is the best chance at stopping Trump.
I'm not an HRC supporter by any stretch of the imagination and even I have to admit that Hillary's chances of winning are STILL pretty damn good.  In fact, I've already prepared myself mentally that she will win.

HRC supporters will never change they're mind, even if WikiLeaks produced evidence of her actually handing over the outrage video to the Behngazi attackers. ;)  

 
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I for one am starting to get really worried.  For months I kicked and screamed warning not to out me into a choice between these candidates -- that I would not be inclined to reward the Left for that decision.

Whereas I'm none too happy about it (and I hope someday there will be a productive way to redouble an effort against Hillary) the effort has to shift.  Trump is really, truly dangerous and conventional tactics of reason and logic don't apply in attaching him.  Flame wars (including social) are only serving as a wedge and driving distance between Hillary supporters, who come across as trolls, and those alienated.

Time to turn to brain science and start fighting a different way.  Trump supporters don't think.  They react in opposition to concepts.  Those concepts have to be deconstructed with few words and simple imagery. 

"Hillary is great and you're an idiot if you think otherwise" will lose her the election.  Those engaged in this must stop.

It's time to pivot.  

 
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I'm not an HRC supporter by any stretch of the imagination and even I have to admit that Hillary's chances of winning are STILL pretty damn good.  In fact, I've already prepared myself mentally that she will win.

HRC supporters will never change they're mind, even if WikiLeaks produced evidence of her actually handing over the outrage video to the Behngazi attackers. ;)  
Max, if there is a video of Hillary handing over the security codes to the Benghazi attackers, I call for her immediate arrest.

But unless that happens I will be voting for Hillary. It is about 50/50 that I am voting against Trump and voting for Hillary. 

 
Max, if there is a video of Hillary handing over the security codes to the Benghazi attackers, I call for her immediate arrest.

But unless that happens I will be voting for Hillary. It is about 50/50 that I am voting against Trump and voting for Hillary. 
Finally! A breakthrough! ;)

I feel nothing but good times for you and me from here on out. :thumbup:

 
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