***Official*** New England Patriots (-10) vs. New York Jets Game Thread (O/U 42.5) (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

You're seriously not this broken, are you?

 

[ChiefD]

Steve Young starting to remind me of this.

 

[rockaction]

Steve Young starting to remind me of this.

He gets worse and worse every year.

Speaking of worse, the ESPN booth is just terrible pre-game. Thank God they cut away from that abomination of forced laughter.

 

[rockaction]

Why are the Patriots playoff contenders, ESPN?

Half their defense opted out. Bentley is out with a groin. They're not Buffalo, nor are they Miami.

Jets have three WRs back and Flacco. I don't expect much.

 

[SengerCJ]

Oh no. The Jets black unis...

 

[ChiefD]

This game could rival that game last week between the Eagles v Giants for ineptitude.

I’m in.

 

[ChiefD]

Joe Flacco looks like a hobo

 

[rockaction]

Needs 88 pass yards to pass Montana all-time, huh?

Different eras, for sure.

 

[rockaction]

Look! Frank Gore for five...don't see what you have in La'Mical Perine.

 

[zamboni]

Mims the word.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Frank Gore: 102 years old and still has moves like that. Man. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Look! Frank Gore for five...don't see what you have in La'Mical Perine.

Frank Gore falls out of bed and gets 5. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

This game could rival that game last week between the Eagles v Giants for ineptitude.

I’m in.

Same. I may have a problem. 

 

[Wrigley]

Need a big night from the NE D 

assuming jets get the W

 

[zamboni]

Frank Gore falls out of bed and gets 5. 

In all seriousness, I imagine the number of negative yards run he’s had in his career is pretty low percentage wise.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

How cool of a name is Van Rotten? It has to be said. I have name envy. 

 

[rockaction]

How cool of a name is Van Rotten? It has to be said. I have name envy. 

it's Van Roten, but too close for comfort. A nick while shaving, for sure.

 

[DropKick]

This game could rival that game last week between the Eagles v Giants for ineptitude.

I’m in.

After that NOLA/TB letdown, maybe this will turn into an epic battle for the ages that will become part of NFL lore.  Or we could see a butt fumble.

 

[ChiefD]

Frank Gore falls out of bed and gets 5. 

That dude deserves better than this turd team

 

[DropKick]

How cool of a name is Van Rotten? It has to be said. I have name envy. 

Pinion for a punter is cool, too.

 

[Insein]

This game could rival that game last week between the Eagles v Giants for ineptitude.

I’m in.

Eagles vs Cowboys

 

[starks]

Joe Flacco and Frank Gore just drove down the field and put points on the board. For those of us that have been playing fantasy football for a couple decades let that sink in. 

 

[Insein]

Were the safeties lining up 25 yards down field? WTH for?

 

[rockaction]

Harris for twelve. Nice start for him. I'm going to have to use him one of these weeks instead of hoping for an offer for him. 

 

[Gold Fox]

Jets gonna jet. They’ll find a way to win this game and slowly start to slide out of contention for the first overall pick as the season progresses.
 

Then there will be conspiracy theories that NE let this happen (without trying to make it look too easy). All part of BB’s plan.

 

[Ilov80s]

Mims the word.

I’m so happy to see some life in him after getting him in the 2nd in dynasty. With such a huge WR class, I was nervous that maybe I whiffed but he’s shown some potential in his limited time.

 

[rockaction]

If I can pick up a WR5 in Meyers for a buck on the wire I'll be really, really happy.

Right now he's got about six points PPR and it's still the first. Nice.

 

[ChiefD]

Jets gonna jet. They’ll find a way to win this game and slowly start to slide out of contention for the first overall pick as the season progresses.
 

Then there will be conspiracy theories that NE let this happen (without trying to make it look too easy). All part of BB’s plan.

There is no way the Jets will ever win. You got this.

 

[rockaction]

Wherever you feel Mexican, there is Mexico - Tecate commercial

Nice. Just right there. "But I left," says the man.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Flacco to Gore, the future of the Jets 

 

[zamboni]

Mims the word.

I’m so happy to see some life in him after getting him in the 2nd in dynasty. With such a huge WR class, I was nervous that maybe I whiffed but he’s shown some potential in his limited time.

Considering he had no training camp and a couple of regular season games, he’s been fairly impressive in his few opportunities.

 

[rockaction]

"Neither Loggains nor Gase has had much success calling plays for the Jets this year."

Huh. You don't say. 

 

[Ministry of Pain]

This Becton kid seems like he might be pretty good

 

[rockaction]

Loggains and Messina.

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

 

[rockaction]

Right so punt the gift right back to NE. They gave you a gift declining that. Make 'em pay for it.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

What would the Jets have to lose on 4th and 3, winless on the season... 

They Punt from the New Eng 40 yd line...OK maybe the 41

 

[zamboni]

Loggains and Messina.

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

House at BOO Corner

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Cam looks good...

...is something I did expect to be typing after last week. 

 

[Deamon]

No one else caught that amazing ref-bail in the endzone on that first Jets drive?

 

[Biabreakable]

The Jets should have gone for it at that field position.

 

[rockaction]

House at BOO Corner

Yeah, that was pretty bad.

 

[SoBeDad]

Who killed James White? Fantasy-wise of course.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Loggains and Messina.

Angry Eyes is a personal favorite. 

 

[rockaction]

Bye Bye Becton. Probably that shoulder indeed.

Ahhh suckage.

 

[zamboni]

Who killed James White? Fantasy-wise of course.

Seems like his big year a few years back was the outlier.  

 

[Insein]

Thought roughing the passer was coming. 

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Angry Eyes is a personal favorite. 

For me as well.

 

[rockaction]

How many times can the Jets slam themselves into the line for little gain?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

This game is reminiscent of the early 90's epic battles between Hugh Millen and Browning Nagle. 

 

[rockaction]

I honestly think that if you gave me three-five years of study I'd step in and call a better game than Loggains and Gase.

I'd adhere to Arians's "No risk it, no biscuit" philosophy.