Official Righetti Bag Of Crap.. NEW AUCTION (1 Viewer)

[Righetti]

 

[Fennis]

It still has 2023 miles to go.

Bedford Park, IL, United States 03/11/2014 11:00 P.M. A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

 

[sbonomo]

I am so dissapointed I didn't win this thing

 

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$32

 

[EYLive]

 

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$33 + This Pennsylvania lottery scratcher ticket someone sent me that is a WINNER!!!!*

*of a free ticket

 

[Fennis]

It still has 2023 miles to go.

Bedford Park, IL, United States 03/11/2014 11:00 P.M. A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

Same update as yesterday. I called UPS and they didn't have any answers for me other than keep checking the site daily and that the package missed a train. I hope it wasn't on that missing plane.

Bedford Park, IL, United States

03/12/2014

11:00 P.M.

A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

 

[Fennis]

$33 + This Pennsylvania lottery scratcher ticket someone sent me that is a WINNER!!!!*

*of a free ticket

that's a high resale value.

 

[fantasycurse42]

 

[yellowdog]

 

[Righetti]

Well?

 

[Otis]

I got a pretty sweet bag of crap from TigerFan yesterday:

####### TigerFan.

I send our GB an old iPod touch with a crack in it when he mentions in the FFA Swap Meet thread that he's looking for one. He offers to send me some stuff in exchange. Totally forgot about it. I came home to a package today and I SO got the better end of the deal:

- Pearl Jam CD from Tampa, Florida, August 12, 2000 show (Not sure if this is a result of Otis bashing pearl jam schtick or Otis bashing the copyright infringers shtick)

- Christmas ornament with a picture of shuke shaving in a lake

- Quad City DJs CD (Get On Up and Dance)

- Pedometer (from Otis pedometer nerd thread)

- Men's g-string/stripper thing in tuxedo style ("formal")

- BBQ Bible, Sauces, Rubs and Marinades book

- Home Improvement 1-2-3 (Home Depot) book, with note on the cover indicating "this should save you a few hundred grand"

- Two english muffins in a ziplock bag, with note written on the outside of the bag: "good luck w/ Atkins"

- Thumb drive taped to a printout of my posting in the Eddie Vedder thread in which I asked if people seriously still listened to Pearl Jam (Thumb drive has two Pearl Jam albums on it)

- Pamphlet from the American Associate of Drilling Engineers, New Orleans Chapter, "13th Annual Fin, Feather, or Fur Food Festival, April 10, 2008" (with some cool recipes in it)



Well played, good buddy.

 

[OC Zed]

I got a pretty sweet bag of crap from TigerFan yesterday:

####### TigerFan.

I send our GB an old iPod touch with a crack in it when he mentions in the FFA Swap Meet thread that he's looking for one. He offers to send me some stuff in exchange. Totally forgot about it. I came home to a package today and I SO got the better end of the deal:

- Pearl Jam CD from Tampa, Florida, August 12, 2000 show (Not sure if this is a result of Otis bashing pearl jam schtick or Otis bashing the copyright infringers shtick)

- Christmas ornament with a picture of shuke shaving in a lake

- Quad City DJs CD (Get On Up and Dance)

- Pedometer (from Otis pedometer nerd thread)

- Men's g-string/stripper thing in tuxedo style ("formal")

- BBQ Bible, Sauces, Rubs and Marinades book

- Home Improvement 1-2-3 (Home Depot) book, with note on the cover indicating "this should save you a few hundred grand"

- Two english muffins in a ziplock bag, with note written on the outside of the bag: "good luck w/ Atkins"

- Thumb drive taped to a printout of my posting in the Eddie Vedder thread in which I asked if people seriously still listened to Pearl Jam (Thumb drive has two Pearl Jam albums on it)

- Pamphlet from the American Associate of Drilling Engineers, New Orleans Chapter, "13th Annual Fin, Feather, or Fur Food Festival, April 10, 2008" (with some cool recipes in it)



Well played, good buddy.

 

[AAABatteries]

I got a pretty sweet bag of crap from TigerFan yesterday:

####### TigerFan.

I send our GB an old iPod touch with a crack in it when he mentions in the FFA Swap Meet thread that he's looking for one. He offers to send me some stuff in exchange. Totally forgot about it. I came home to a package today and I SO got the better end of the deal:

- Pearl Jam CD from Tampa, Florida, August 12, 2000 show (Not sure if this is a result of Otis bashing pearl jam schtick or Otis bashing the copyright infringers shtick)

- Christmas ornament with a picture of shuke shaving in a lake

- Quad City DJs CD (Get On Up and Dance)

- Pedometer (from Otis pedometer nerd thread)

- Men's g-string/stripper thing in tuxedo style ("formal")

- BBQ Bible, Sauces, Rubs and Marinades book

- Home Improvement 1-2-3 (Home Depot) book, with note on the cover indicating "this should save you a few hundred grand"

- Two english muffins in a ziplock bag, with note written on the outside of the bag: "good luck w/ Atkins"

- Thumb drive taped to a printout of my posting in the Eddie Vedder thread in which I asked if people seriously still listened to Pearl Jam (Thumb drive has two Pearl Jam albums on it)

- Pamphlet from the American Associate of Drilling Engineers, New Orleans Chapter, "13th Annual Fin, Feather, or Fur Food Festival, April 10, 2008" (with some cool recipes in it)



Well played, good buddy.

 

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What size G string?

 

[Fennis]

It still has 2023 miles to go.

Bedford Park, IL, United States 03/11/2014 11:00 P.M. A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

Same update as yesterday. I called UPS and they didn't have any answers for me other than keep checking the site daily and that the package missed a train. I hope it wasn't on that missing plane.

Bedford Park, IL, United States

03/12/2014

11:00 P.M.

A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

I just checked the UPS website and turns out it was delivered Friday (I am out of town in LA). My wife didn't say anything, because we are doing work at the house and have had a lot of deliveries so she thought the box was for our remodel. When I saw it was delivered I had her check to see if there is a box for me. So, Ill try to open it tonight when I get home. I am at the Burbank airport right now...

 

[fantasycurse42]

It still has 2023 miles to go.

Bedford Park, IL, United States 03/11/2014 11:00 P.M. A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

Same update as yesterday. I called UPS and they didn't have any answers for me other than keep checking the site daily and that the package missed a train. I hope it wasn't on that missing plane.

Bedford Park, IL, United States

03/12/2014

11:00 P.M.

A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

I just checked the UPS website and turns out it was delivered Friday (I am out of town in LA). My wife didn't say anything, because we are doing work at the house and have had a lot of deliveries so she thought the box was for our remodel. When I saw it was delivered I had her check to see if there is a box for me. So, Ill try to open it tonight when I get home. I am at the Burbank airport right now...

 

[Das Boot]

 

[sbonomo]

 

[fantasycurse42]

still waiting

 

[fantasycurse42]

What's in this box of crap already?

I want to know what I was outbid for.

 

[Fennis]

I opened the BOC tonight, and my reaction was something like this: :X :X

It was worth every penny and more. (no porn ) Its going to take me a short while to catalogue it all (I'll try to do it tonight), but here is what we are dealing with. (penny pic)

Now excuse me while I go wash my hands.

 

[Otis]

 

[Das Boot]

I opened the BOC tonight, and my reaction was something like this: :X :X

It was worth every penny and more. (no porn ) Its going to take me a short while to catalogue it all (I'll try to do it tonight), but here is what we are dealing with. (penny pic)

Now excuse me while I go wash my hands.

No porn... someone could have won a lot of money on that prop bet.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I opened the BOC tonight, and my reaction was something like this: :X :X

It was worth every penny and more. (no porn ) Its going to take me a short while to catalogue it all (I'll try to do it tonight), but here is what we are dealing with. (penny pic)

Now excuse me while I go wash my hands.

This was just below your BOC pic. Which one are you? Cute couple either way. You go girl!

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hyv6a1&s=8#.Uye_wPldU8E

 

[Fennis]

I opened the BOC tonight, and my reaction was something like this: :X :X

It was worth every penny and more. (no porn ) Its going to take me a short while to catalogue it all (I'll try to do it tonight), but here is what we are dealing with. (penny pic)

Now excuse me while I go wash my hands.

This was just below your BOC pic. Which one are you? Cute couple either way. You go girl!

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hyv6a1&s=8#.Uye_wPldU8E

 

[Fennis]

Pictures of it all: http://s1061.photobucket.com/user/fennisr/library/

[SIZE=medium]The first thing I noticed when I opened the BOX was how much C was in the B.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]The next thing I noticed was that it smelled musty. Then I noticed the smell of balls. Balls as in Nuts. WTF!??!! Why does the box smell like balls?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Oh well, only one way to find out. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]This is what I took out of the box in order. It’s a lot:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Leg Warmers with buttons[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]3 used paper New Year’s Eve horns[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]New Motion Sensing Alarm[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Hand held shoot basket in basketball in a globe game with broken scoreboard[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Drink Mixer with Mud Slide Mix and a one Chinese RMB note (.16 US cents)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A Christmas giftbox with instruction note stuck inside and a losing Giants to win the 2014 SB ticket @ 19/1[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A vey well read issue of The Economist[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A dog eared Costa Rica Guide Book that clearly has been to Costa Rica and back[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Webster 21 Century Dictionary with a half completed Jan 25th[/SIZE], crossword puzzle stuck in page 151

[SIZE=medium]One Innovation 2014 Calendar (new)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Kurt Cobain Journals[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Smoking Balcony Pen[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Discounted left over Gold Bond body power (aha, the ball smell!)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]IPhone Screen Protector for 4G[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Mourn Not Your Dead book. On the title page, someone wrote in pencil “Good” before Mourn and May 1997 after the authors name.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]New 8GB SDHC Card[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A tarnished beer mug with a joker’s hat and ring inside[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Hotel Rwanda DVD with top sealed and bottom of package opened[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A plastic bag full of stuff:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Plastic golf toys[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] L- Shrink wrap Tshirt in a 1 inch box[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Bottle opener with Puerto Rico flag & green opener[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Wallet[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Old sealed box of Durex Perfomax Condoms[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] A62 Samsung cellphone, phone made for very small people[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A sweaty Thundormuffin t-shirt. Sweaty? Seriously? Source of the musty smell.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Mystery item[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Yellow Stress ball (Made in China)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]50 Plastres Egyptian Currency[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Delta Pen[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Treasure Island $10 to win $100 on Kasey Kahne to win Daytona 500[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A bunch more junk: plastic case, pen, an empty bag, mint, medicine, Visine, George Michael Faith cassette tape, Visine, lighter, plugs, used lottery card, battery, and a Dave Righetti baseball card[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Frisbee[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]More betting slips, a picture of snow, more Egyptian money[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]A bottle of Sake wrapper in bubble wrap. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]The entire loot[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]T[/SIZE][SIZE=medium]hanks Righetti! The living room aired right out, and the smell of sweat and balls is gone. [/SIZE]

 

[Otis]

 

[Das Boot]

Great writeup, great box of crap!

 

[Fennis]

Great writeup, great box of crap!

It was a great box of crap! Its a bit buried, but I did enjoy this note/instructions that was in the Christmas box.

 

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[sbonomo]

winner winner chicken dinner....that sounds great. I can only imagine the look on my wife's face if i would have won this.

 

[OC Zed]

So Righetti.

 

[Fennis]

winner winner chicken dinner....that sounds great. I can only imagine the look on my wife's face if i would have won this.

My wife's first reaction was WTF is wrong with you and WTF is wrong with that person who sent you this ####. Her second reaction was where are you going to put all that ####? Later on she said "Oh I can use the motion sensing alarm"

 

[OC Zed]

winner winner chicken dinner....that sounds great. I can only imagine the look on my wife's face if i would have won this.

My wife's first reaction was WTF is wrong with you and WTF is wrong with that person who sent you this ####. Her second reaction was where are you going to put all that ####? Later on she said "Oh I can use the motion sensing alarm"

She had no interest in the leg warmers???

 

[Fennis]

winner winner chicken dinner....that sounds great. I can only imagine the look on my wife's face if i would have won this.

My wife's first reaction was WTF is wrong with you and WTF is wrong with that person who sent you this ####. Her second reaction was where are you going to put all that ####? Later on she said "Oh I can use the motion sensing alarm"

She had no interest in the leg warmers???

Nope. You would think she would, considering how cold she always is.

ETA: I forgot the "And you better throw those condoms out!"