***OFFICIAL*** Righetti is an embarassment at weddings thread (1 Viewer)

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

This is what happens, during the last song of the night, when a bunch of dudes drink way too many shots at at good buddy's wedding.

Absolutely hysterical.

I love how they try to get him to go into "Paradise City" immediately after.

 

[Otis]

This is what happens, during the last song of the night, when a bunch of dudes drink way too many shots at at good buddy's wedding.

And you didn't even see the recent update yet. Scroll back a page or two.

 

[Deranged Hermit]

I actually signed up for facebook to watch that.....it didn't disappoint. I'm 'that guy' at weddings too.

I used to think I was "that guy" too. But Righetti just put all other "that guys" to shame.

Last wedding I was at, about 8 weeks ago, I did all of the following:1. 'The Butt' with my wife's grandmother.2. Grabbed my mother in law's ### while standing behind her and smacked it while simulating a certain sexual motion. She didn't stop me. 3. Did 'The Worm'.4. Was stopped just short of 'crowd surfing'. This would have been interesting since, in hindsight, I'm sure 3/4 of the people in attendance didn't know what they were goading me on to do.5. Free-style rapped toward the end of the festivities. I'm white and the bride's family, well, isn't so I'm not sure I'll get any Christmas cards from them any time soon. At least the bride was entertained. All that being said, I didn't rip off my shirt, so I do bow to Righetti on that one.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

This is what happens, during the last song of the night, when a bunch of dudes drink way too many shots at at good buddy's wedding.

Can't see it; don't have facebook.

 

[Righetti]

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

Jesus H. Christ.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

And again. This time during a traditional Egyptian wedding in Cairo.

Link

No matter how many times I see this spectacle, I just never have the words...

Saving for later when I can access FB.

HOLY ####

 

[moby fan]

Don't tell me I have to join facebook to see this...

Does this work?http://video.ak.facebook.com/video-ak-sf2p...70526_34736.mp4

 

[Sweet J]

awesome.

 

[moby fan]

You can download your very own copy here:

http://www.zamzar.com/getFiles.php?uid=122...pQS5O2kYYmQ_I_I

 

[flapgreen]

Shoutout to JB and the gang from Egypt

WTF? Is that really Righetti in Egypt? Unreal

 

[The Z Machine]

You can download your very own copy here:

http://www.zamzar.com/getFiles.php?uid=122...pQS5O2kYYmQ_I_I

Someone up this to YouTube quickly.

 

[OC Zed]

Don't tell me I have to join facebook to see this...

Does this work?http://video.ak.facebook.com/video-ak-sf2p...70526_34736.mp4

Holy ####!

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

I'm still not sure what to do here ... to laugh my ### off or cringe in horror or stare in moderate disbelief.

Updated question: What was his wife's response to all of this?

 

[OC Zed]

I texted him to ask him if he pre-rips the shirts like the Hulkster. Response: "Never."

This is the most amazing feature of the video.

 

[OC Zed]

Righetti should rent himself out for other weddings and barmitzvahs.

 

[Otis]

Updated question: What was his wife's response to all of this?

I'm pretty sure she's used to it by now.

 

[Woozy Foozy]

Shoutout to JB and the gang from Egypt

:drool: Now this is what I call a MAN.

 

[Righetti]

Updated question: What was his wife's response to all of this?

I'm pretty sure she's used to it by now.

Righetti Mrs. Righetti

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

Updated question: What was his wife's response to all of this?

I'm pretty sure she's used to it by now.

Righetti Mrs. Righetti

But weren't you sober?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Don't tell me I have to join facebook to see this...

Does this work?http://video.ak.facebook.com/video-ak-sf2p...70526_34736.mp4

He's got like two, maybe three, moves is all. Even better.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Link

 

[urbanhack]

Don't tell me I have to join facebook to see this...

update?

 

[Righetti]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

 

[Early_10]

So pathetic, it 180's to greatness.

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

 

[Disco Stu]

I may consider a second marriage just so I can invite Righetti.

 

[Ashy Larry]

I may consider a second marriage just so I can invite Righetti.

Seriously, Righetti is like the kryptonite of nomarriage.com

 

[Righetti]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

 

[Otis]

Link

 

[DA RAIDERS]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

i could make the SD one!!

 

[Righetti]

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hi GB

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

True love is hard to find. One day you think you've found true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like some #######ed magic show ready to double team your girlfriend and then ...

 

[Righetti]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

True love is hard to find. One day you think you've found true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like some #######ed magic show ready to double team your girlfriend and then ...

my life is not very good

 

[Righetti]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/2008/12...an-wedding.html

here is a blow by blow

 

[OC Zed]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

Can I work out a routine with you for the SD wedding? We could pretend we are a figure skating pair.

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

Can I work out a routine with you for the SD wedding? We could pretend we are a figure skating pair.

You can play the female role / Napoleon Dynamite role from Blades of Glory. As I recall, you're rather wee.

 

[money.never.sleeps]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/2008/12...an-wedding.html

here is a blow by blow

Hulkamania in full effect. Getting shirtless at weddings. Classic.

 

[OC Zed]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

Can I work out a routine with you for the SD wedding? We could pretend we are a figure skating pair.

You can play the female role / Napoleon Dynamite role from Blades of Glory. As I recall, you're rather wee.

Coach: "You're the girl."

Jimmy: "What?"

Chazz: "You're my pretty lady, MacElroy."

Jimmy: "Wait, why?"

Coach: "Because you whine like one!"

[turns to Chazz]

Coach: "And no one can lift your fat ###, you're on a diet starting now."

 

[OC Zed]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

Can I work out a routine with you for the SD wedding? We could pretend we are a figure skating pair.

Or maybe something like this (queue the 0:25 second mark).

 

[ArcticEdge]

"Otis does pushups kind of like a girl, his ### is way up in the air and he doesn't go all the way down"

J

Why have I never seen this thread before?

 

[Otis]

http://takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/

If you're ever attending a wedding in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area, can I get notice beforehand?

have one scheduled at the end of August in Seattle and another in early September in San Diego.

Can I work out a routine with you for the SD wedding? We could pretend we are a figure skating pair.

Or maybe something like this (queue the 0:25 second mark).

IN

 

[Righetti]

just got a picture of a couple of perverts staring at me during my weddign routine

two guys at the wedding

 

[Britney Spears]

I was enjoying this video, and just had one of those wierd conversations where the internet goes into real life. It ended with my wife saying: "You ordered the diamond for my wedding ring from this guy?"

 

[Britney Spears]

PS, that was totally awesome.

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

just got a picture of a couple of perverts staring at me during my weddign routine

two guys at the wedding

sobrietyOne entry found.

Main Entry:

so·bri·ety Listen to the pronunciation of sobriety

Pronunciation:

\sə-ˈbrī-ə-tē, sō-\

Function:

noun

Etymology:

Middle English sobrete, from Anglo-French sobreté, from Latin sobrietat-, sobrietas, from sobrius

Date:

15th century

: the quality or state of being sober

 

[Zow]

wait, righetti actually has a blog?

don't you like work and have a family and stuff?

 

[Pip's Invitation]

This is way better than reading about the stock market.

 

[Righetti]

I was enjoying this video, and just had one of those wierd conversations where the internet goes into real life. It ended with my wife saying: "You ordered the diamond for my wedding ring from this guy?"

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

HOLE. E. ####.

How have I not seen this until now?

Righetti gets a 19 month retroactive boost in the ACP cheetsheet. Solid Spectacular work here, guy.