***OFFICIAL*** Righetti is an embarassment at weddings thread (1 Viewer)

[OC Zed]

This happened.

oh sweet jeebus. as much documentation as possible please. tia

I'm not sure anyone videod this one, which would be a huge loss, because it was epic.

We all saw the same camera pic from this Otis wedding. It was basically a lot of Righetti chest hair and Conway headlock. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was some awkward gay pron. ps,For a guy that tells everyone his daily exercise routine, you would think that Rags would have a better physique and some even better man-scaping.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i would have loved to have been there. y'all need to come down to the mecca of tang if you're all in the OC at some point.

 

[OC Zed]

i would have loved to have been there. y'all need to come down to the mecca of tang if you're all in the OC at some point.

We're working on this, trust me. When are we rolling in the OC dive bars and introducing Zed to all of the skeevy dive bartenders?!?!?!?!

 

[Otis]

This happened.

oh sweet jeebus. as much documentation as possible please. tia

I'm not sure anyone videod this one, which would be a huge loss, because it was epic.

We all saw the same camera pic from this Otis wedding. It was basically a lot of Righetti chest hair and Conway headlock. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was some awkward gay pron. ps,For a guy that tells everyone his daily exercise routine, you would think that Rags would have a better physique and some even better man-scaping.

Zed, you didn't see the performance??

 

[OC Zed]

This happened.

oh sweet jeebus. as much documentation as possible please. tia

I'm not sure anyone videod this one, which would be a huge loss, because it was epic.

We all saw the same camera pic from this Otis wedding. It was basically a lot of Righetti chest hair and Conway headlock. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was some awkward gay pron. ps,For a guy that tells everyone his daily exercise routine, you would think that Rags would have a better physique and some even better man-scaping. :X

Zed, you didn't see the performance??

I did, but it was a blur... I think he picked up the pace this time around and added a couple more pushups. A great performance. The abundance of chest hair jarred me though.

 

[OC Zed]

Did we ever get an answer on how he's able to rip those t-shirts like Hulk Hogan? I have been pondering this for a year.

It is addressed in this thread. He claims pure strength.

Righetti sets the record straight once and for all.By the way, how awesome is that photo?!?!?!

 

[TLEF316]

wow

 

[mr. furley]

Did we ever get an answer on how he's able to rip those t-shirts like Hulk Hogan? I have been pondering this for a year.

It is addressed in this thread. He claims pure strength.

Righetti sets the record straight once and for all.By the way, how awesome is that photo?!?!?!

hair dyed?

 

[Otis]

There we were, hammered, partying, fist pumping. Ohhh -- halfway there. I'm hoping someone is capturing this on video, because Righetti is a lot more hammered and inspired than he was for recent iterations of this performance. Drops to do some push-ups mid-routine. Pretty standard. Obviously must cater to the bride. At some point, the song jumps up a key in a major climax, and leading up to this Righetti struts to the other side of the dance floor to clear room for a run, then knee-slide to the bride, and right on cue with the peak in the song, whammo. The crowd goes absolutely bananas. There we are, livin' on a prayer. Otis and best man embrace. The Mrs. tosses the remnants of the shirt back at Righetti. And though he should probably be embarrassed, this guy looks pretty pleased with himself once the song is over.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

 

[Righetti]

There isn't a big enough for my life

 

[Disco Stu]

There we were, hammered, partying, fist pumping. Ohhh -- halfway there. I'm hoping someone is capturing this on video, because Righetti is a lot more hammered and inspired than he was for recent iterations of this performance. Drops to do some push-ups mid-routine. Pretty standard. Obviously must cater to the bride. At some point, the song jumps up a key in a major climax, and leading up to this Righetti struts to the other side of the dance floor to clear room for a run, then knee-slide to the bride, and right on cue with the peak in the song, whammo. The crowd goes absolutely bananas. There we are, livin' on a prayer. Otis and best man embrace. The Mrs. tosses the remnants of the shirt back at Righetti. And though he should probably be embarrassed, this guy looks pretty pleased with himself once the song is over.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

 

[El Floppo]

There we were, hammered, partying, fist pumping. Ohhh -- halfway there. I'm hoping someone is capturing this on video, because Righetti is a lot more hammered and inspired than he was for recent iterations of this performance. Drops to do some push-ups mid-routine. Pretty standard. Obviously must cater to the bride. At some point, the song jumps up a key in a major climax, and leading up to this Righetti struts to the other side of the dance floor to clear room for a run, then knee-slide to the bride, and right on cue with the peak in the song, whammo. The crowd goes absolutely bananas. There we are, livin' on a prayer. Otis and best man embrace. The Mrs. tosses the remnants of the shirt back at Righetti. And though he should probably be embarrassed, this guy looks pretty pleased with himself once the song is over.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

 

[McJose]

There we were, hammered, partying, fist pumping. Ohhh -- halfway there. I'm hoping someone is capturing this on video, because Righetti is a lot more hammered and inspired than he was for recent iterations of this performance. Drops to do some push-ups mid-routine. Pretty standard. Obviously must cater to the bride. At some point, the song jumps up a key in a major climax, and leading up to this Righetti struts to the other side of the dance floor to clear room for a run, then knee-slide to the bride, and right on cue with the peak in the song, whammo. The crowd goes absolutely bananas. There we are, livin' on a prayer. Otis and best man embrace. The Mrs. tosses the remnants of the shirt back at Righetti. And though he should probably be embarrassed, this guy looks pretty pleased with himself once the song is over.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

It's like I was there.

 

[Sea Ropes]

 

[iamsmilin]

Otis, your wife looks so pretty and understanding.

 

[Zow]

There isn't a big enough for my life

I don't know man, haven't seen anyone complaining yet. Looks like you were the highlight of the reception. BTW, Otis, very cool looking reception hall/area.

 

[Thorn]

Holy Christ

 

[madshot31]

There we were, hammered, partying, fist pumping. Ohhh -- halfway there. I'm hoping someone is capturing this on video, because Righetti is a lot more hammered and inspired than he was for recent iterations of this performance. Drops to do some push-ups mid-routine. Pretty standard. Obviously must cater to the bride. At some point, the song jumps up a key in a major climax, and leading up to this Righetti struts to the other side of the dance floor to clear room for a run, then knee-slide to the bride, and right on cue with the peak in the song, whammo. The crowd goes absolutely bananas. There we are, livin' on a prayer. Otis and best man embrace. The Mrs. tosses the remnants of the shirt back at Righetti. And though he should probably be embarrassed, this guy looks pretty pleased with himself once the song is over.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

Pure Awesome! Don't be ashamed Righetti, looks like everybody was having a great time.

 

[Otis]

There isn't a big enough for my life

I don't know man, haven't seen anyone complaining yet. Looks like you were the highlight of the reception. BTW, Otis, very cool looking reception hall/area.

It's actually an awesome place. It's where they had a wedding on my favorite show

 

[Otis]

Otis, your wife looks so pretty and understanding.

Thanks. Luckily for the O she is indeed both.

 

[TLEF316]

Is that Mrs. Righetti behind the woman in the pink scarf?

 

[Otis]

Is that Mrs. Righetti behind the woman in the pink scarf?

Mrs. Righetti probably heard the music and went to find a corner to hide in. My mom said she saw Mrs. Righetti yelling at Righetti at some point afterwards to put his shirt on

 

[Righetti]

Is that Mrs. Righetti behind the woman in the pink scarf?

Mrs. Righetti probably heard the music and went to find a corner to hide in. My mom said she saw Mrs. Righetti yelling at Righetti at some point afterwards to put his shirt on

this happened

 

[McJose]

Otis, your wife looks so pretty and understanding.

 

[desert rose]

Was the cyst growth thingie monster on Righetti's back when he ripped his shirt off?

 

[OC Zed]

There isn't a big enough for my life

I don't know man, haven't seen anyone complaining yet. Looks like you were the highlight of the reception. BTW, Otis, very cool looking reception hall/area.

This was the underrated aspect of the wedding itself. The downstairs portion that you see Righetti dancing in was where the ceremony was held and the family/important guests were seated. All of Otis's friends (the riff-raff) stood up in the balcony. That's some seriously good design.

 

[El Floppo]

There isn't a big enough for my life

I don't know man, haven't seen anyone complaining yet. Looks like you were the highlight of the reception. BTW, Otis, very cool looking reception hall/area.

It's actually an awesome place. It's where they had a wedding on my favorite show

 

[Reaper]

this guy looks pretty pleased with himself.

 

[El Floppo]

Serious question... does Righetti bring a change of shirts to weddings? Or does he just go home looking like the Hulk turned back into a geeky scientist?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

We have a wedding we're attending in Vegas in several weeks. Mrs ACP wants to know if you're available for rental.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i would have loved to have been there. y'all need to come down to the mecca of tang if you're all in the OC at some point.

We're working on this, trust me. When are we rolling in the OC dive bars and introducing Zed to all of the skeevy dive bartenders?!?!?!?!

anytime my brother. mmmmm, chelsea at the huddle. SMOKING hot & gives us many many free drinks.

 

[Righetti]

Serious question... does Righetti bring a change of shirts to weddings? Or does he just go home looking like the Hulk turned back into a geeky scientist?

although this is obviously well choreographed and thought out, I've never brought a second shirt.. I always assumed that it would look to forced if I did.usually i can button my shirt back up since the only thing that gets ripped is the haynes undershirt BUT for this performance I first ripped the button-down and then went for the undershirt.

There were buttons all over the floor

i'm an idiot

 

[Righetti]

We have a wedding we're attending in Vegas in several weeks. Mrs ACP wants to know if you're available for rental.

this can be arranged

 

[Masked Vigilante]

Do you do Bat Mitzvah's?

 

[OC Zed]

Serious question... does Righetti bring a change of shirts to weddings? Or does he just go home looking like the Hulk turned back into a geeky scientist?

although this is obviously well choreographed and thought out, I've never brought a second shirt.. I always assumed that it would look to forced if I did.usually i can button my shirt back up since the only thing that gets ripped is the haynes undershirt BUT for this performance I first ripped the button-down and then went for the undershirt.

There were buttons all over the floor

i'm an idiot

Sewing them back on this weekend?

 

[El Floppo]

Serious question... does Righetti bring a change of shirts to weddings? Or does he just go home looking like the Hulk turned back into a geeky scientist?

although this is obviously well choreographed and thought out, I've never brought a second shirt.. I always assumed that it would look to forced if I did.usually i can button my shirt back up since the only thing that gets ripped is the haynes undershirt BUT for this performance I first ripped the button-down and then went for the undershirt.

There were buttons all over the floor

i'm an idiot

I had a visual of Righetti's spotter handing him a fresh shirt and towelling him off after the routine, during which Righetti is silently- but still moving his lips- counting out his steps.

 

[Righetti]

Serious question... does Righetti bring a change of shirts to weddings? Or does he just go home looking like the Hulk turned back into a geeky scientist?

although this is obviously well choreographed and thought out, I've never brought a second shirt.. I always assumed that it would look to forced if I did.usually i can button my shirt back up since the only thing that gets ripped is the haynes undershirt BUT for this performance I first ripped the button-down and then went for the undershirt.

There were buttons all over the floor

i'm an idiot

I had a visual of Righetti's spotter handing him a fresh shirt and towelling him off after the routine, during which Righetti is silently- but still moving his lips- counting out his steps.

i usually go to the bathroom afterwards to cool off and hide from the fury of Mrs. Righetti

 

[Sea Ropes]

I love this lunatic.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

nice. I'm definitely gonna play slayer at my wedding.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Serious question... does Righetti bring a change of shirts to weddings? Or does he just go home looking like the Hulk turned back into a geeky scientist?

although this is obviously well choreographed and thought out, I've never brought a second shirt.. I always assumed that it would look to forced if I did.usually i can button my shirt back up since the only thing that gets ripped is the haynes undershirt BUT for this performance I first ripped the button-down and then went for the undershirt.

There were buttons all over the floor

i'm an idiot

Otis u should be honored. This is was a terrell owens last week like performance.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

she doesn't look too preggers

 

[bakes]

Serious question... does Righetti bring a change of shirts to weddings? Or does he just go home looking like the Hulk turned back into a geeky scientist?

although this is obviously well choreographed and thought out, I've never brought a second shirt.. I always assumed that it would look to forced if I did.usually i can button my shirt back up since the only thing that gets ripped is the haynes undershirt BUT for this performance I first ripped the button-down and then went for the undershirt.

There were buttons all over the floor



i'm an idiot

Not at all. Every wedding needs "that guy" - the one who provides everyone in attendance with the "You ain't never gonna believe this ####..." moment. YOU ARE THAT GUY!!! Take it and run with it. And that was freaking awesome.

 

[Sweatpants]

Is that Mrs. Righetti behind the woman in the pink scarf?

Mrs. Righetti probably heard the music and went to find a corner to hide in. My mom said she saw Mrs. Righetti yelling at Righetti at some point afterwards to put his shirt on

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I still think this is all a ruse to get traffic to his crappy blog.

 

[Hunterbeer]

There we were, hammered, partying, fist pumping. Ohhh -- halfway there. I'm hoping someone is capturing this on video, because Righetti is a lot more hammered and inspired than he was for recent iterations of this performance. Drops to do some push-ups mid-routine. Pretty standard. Obviously must cater to the bride. At some point, the song jumps up a key in a major climax, and leading up to this Righetti struts to the other side of the dance floor to clear room for a run, then knee-slide to the bride, and right on cue with the peak in the song, whammo. The crowd goes absolutely bananas. There we are, livin' on a prayer. Otis and best man embrace. The Mrs. tosses the remnants of the shirt back at Righetti. And though he should probably be embarrassed, this guy looks pretty pleased with himself once the song is over.

Take my hand, we'll make it I swear.

THis is one of the greatest threads I have ever read. I laughed. I cried. Then I laughed a lot more. GREAT job!!!

 

[Righetti]

Thank goodness the bride and groom were already gone. I gotta imagine the last thing the bride wants to see at hwe wedding is one of the groomsmen tearing off his shirt and putting on this kind of display.Right up there with Righetti and Otis doing kegstands at Righetti'st little sister's wedding. She still hasn't forgiven us.

Care to rethink this?

 

[Righetti]

Righetti has a 3rd nipple too?

It's a cyst

 

[otello]

 

[shuke]

Best real life shtick going right now.

 

[Otis]

The professional camera guy finally got us pics.