What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

***OFFICIAL*** Righetti is an embarassment at weddings thread (1 Viewer)

falconeyed said:
Exactly how much alcohol was involved at this point in the evening?
Click to expand...
:)Lots. One of the geniuses in the group decided that, since the place was so classy that the bartender would not serve us Jack Daniels and/or SoCo shots, we should just order them the rocks and shoot those. The trouble was that one of these drinks on the rocks includes numerous shots in it. This happened several times.I'm sad to report that I did not shoot them, but drank my "shots" as they were intended. I chalk it up to having been out on the single scene the night before and arriving at this wedding already hungover. All these savages were married and it was like their only night out since 2007 began. I did, however, manage to get drunk enough to destroy Righetti in a mid-dancefloor pushup-contest somewhere in the middle of "Livin' on a Prayer."
 
Between this and the bag of crap auctions, Righetti has firmly planted himself in my top 20.

 
Otis said:
falconeyed said:
Exactly how much alcohol was involved at this point in the evening?
Click to expand...
;) Lots.

One of the geniuses in the group decided that, since the place was so classy that the bartender would not serve us Jack Daniels and/or SoCo shots, we should just order them the rocks and shoot those. The trouble was that one of these drinks on the rocks includes numerous shots in it. This happened several times.

I'm sad to report that I did not shoot them, but drank my "shots" as they were intended. I chalk it up to having been out on the single scene the night before and arriving at this wedding already hungover. All these savages were married and it was like their only night out since 2007 began.

I did, however, manage to get drunk enough to destroy Righetti in a mid-dancefloor pushup-contest somewhere in the middle of "Livin' on a Prayer."
Click to expand...
1 - Welcome to married life.2 - Was the score 11-8?

 
falconeyed said:
Otis said:
falconeyed said:
Exactly how much alcohol was involved at this point in the evening?
Click to expand...
;) Lots.

One of the geniuses in the group decided that, since the place was so classy that the bartender would not serve us Jack Daniels and/or SoCo shots, we should just order them the rocks and shoot those. The trouble was that one of these drinks on the rocks includes numerous shots in it. This happened several times.

I'm sad to report that I did not shoot them, but drank my "shots" as they were intended. I chalk it up to having been out on the single scene the night before and arriving at this wedding already hungover. All these savages were married and it was like their only night out since 2007 began.

I did, however, manage to get drunk enough to destroy Righetti in a mid-dancefloor pushup-contest somewhere in the middle of "Livin' on a Prayer."
Click to expand...
1 - Welcome to married life.2 - Was the score 11-8?
Click to expand...
11-8? Oh hell no.I'm pretty sure I busted well past 25 or 30 before he fell on his face. It's amazing what hard liquor does for your pushup skills, which Righetti and I honed on the streets of Manhattan, inevitably hitting a point in the night when we got loud, one would challenge the other, and we would march out onto 8th avenue (or whatever large street the bar is on) and proceed with the pushups (taxi cabs be damned).

 
the following positive that came out of that pushup contest was Mrs. Righetti's comments trying to console my beaten heart.

"Otis does pushups kind of like a girl, his ### is way up in the air and he doesn't go all the way down"

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Otis said:
Righetti said:
Mrs. Righetti said the following Otis does pushups like a girl, his ### is way up in the air and he doesn't go all the way down
Click to expand...
Holy crap that's BS.
Click to expand...
For the record, I had my legs spread wide at the start of that contest because the dance floor was packed and a bunch of old ladies were dancing right behind me. There was just no room. Once the spectacle caught the crowd's attention, they spread out and I was able to bust out full bore pushups.Mrs. Righetti loves to skew the results in favor of her horse. This reminds me of the donut bet.
 
Otis said:
Otis said:
Righetti said:
Mrs. Righetti said the following

Otis does pushups like a girl, his ### is way up in the air and he doesn't go all the way down
Click to expand...
Holy crap that's BS.
Click to expand...
For the record, I had my legs spread wide at the start of that contest because the dance floor was packed and a bunch of old ladies were dancing right behind me. There was just no room. Once the spectacle caught the crowd's attention, they spread out and I was able to bust out full bore pushups.Mrs. Righetti loves to skew the results in favor of her horse. This reminds me of the donut bet.
Click to expand...
Only for Righetti, eh?
 
Otis is the same guy who said he can do 6 pull ups but when he was pressed on technique he admitted that he did it with wrists facing forward.

 
Righetti said:
Otis is the same guy who said he can do 6 pull ups but when he was pressed on technique he admitted that he did it with wrists facing forward.
Click to expand...
Pull ups/chin ups, same thing.Need I also remind you of the push-up contest in Iceland, when Righetti and others were in awe of the Otis perfect pushup form?
 
"Someone get him up. Come on Righetti get up." :thumbup: .

The linger on the floor was pretty sweet. You should have had the DJ play Sweet Child 'Mine again at that point. An encore would have been :blackdot: and horrifying.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
<---------------------------- It was awesome. Almost like amidst the flashbulbs and applause he woke up wondering what he was doing there.

Daywalker said:
"Someone get him up. Come on Righetti get up." :grad: .

The linger on the floor was pretty sweet. You should have had the DJ play Sweet Child 'Mine again at that point. An encore would have been :kicksrock: and horrifying.
Click to expand...
 
Last edited by a moderator:
When's the next wedding / drinking contest / "Eat #### I Can Do More Pushups Than You" contest / G 'N' R Lip Sync Cover Band gig?

 
Righetti said:
the following positive that came out of that pushup contest was Mrs. Righetti's comments trying to console my beaten heart."Otis does pushups kind of like a girl, his ### is way up in the air and he doesn't go all the way down"
Click to expand...
:thumbup:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Ministry of Pain
For those starting a Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program with family or friends
Replies
5
Views
279
Gatorade
Gatorade
Kiddnets
How did you become a fan of your favorite team(s)?
2 3
Replies
108
Views
2K
ConstruxBoy
ConstruxBoy
Wingnut
Daniel Day-Lewis is back! The GOAT seeks fourth Oscar for Best Actor in new film Anenome
Replies
0
Views
137
Wingnut
Wingnut

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 1 (members: 0, guests: 1)
Back
Top