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dammit. the dutch team handball chick I was going ape#### over yesterday (before seeing the brazilian synchronized swimmer twins today)... she's involved with van der vaart.

 
P.S. Leeds just advanced in the cup... in PKs... after giving up a 111th minute goal. I was on a conference call... I shouted when the keeper saved the final PK. Yes, I had to explain that to people on the call.  No I did not mention Leeds. 

 
wdcrob said:
El Floppo said:
dammit. the dutch team handball chick I was going ape#### over yesterday (before seeing the brazilian synchronized swimmer twins today)... she's involved with van der vaart.
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Damn.  You were probably in otherwise.
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:lol:

I've told this story in a longer version a couple of times in the FFA.... 

bunch of years ago, I used to be more involved in the NYC scene- with a handful of friends who were immersed. one week, I spent a couple of nights out in a group with various quasi celebrities ranging from val kilmer, elizabeth berkley to one of the of guys from porkies... and the dutch model frederique. one dinner, she and I were seated next to each other and talked intensely for a couple of hours... she seemed genuinely interested in me, and invited me to go to another party at a friend's place after. a gb at the dinner, invited himself along- but no matter... I was in! a couple more hours talking to both of us, but mostly me at the party (with the rest of party-goers trying to figure wtf I was) before asking me (us) if we wouldn't mind walking her home... which I (we) did.... to a kiss on the cheek and a "hope to see you soon". 

the second she heads into her building, I look dumbfounded at my friend- first to kill him for ####-blocking, but also just to giddily ask if I was off base with what i thought was going down. nope- his first comment was 'DUDE!!!! I think you're in!". 

next day while reading the paper, I'm weighing my options- which start with getting her number from a mutual friend. and then I see a picture of her in the paper... holy hell- serendipity! but... why is she standing next to Mark Messier? why indeed. and now rafael van der ####### fart.

 
Jaysus said:
P.S. Leeds just advanced in the cup... in PKs... after giving up a 111th minute goal. I was on a conference call... I shouted when the keeper saved the final PK. Yes, I had to explain that to people on the call.  No I did not mention Leeds. 
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Leeds cementing their "Historical Merit" status.

 
El Floppo said:
:lol:

I've told this story in a longer version a couple of times in the FFA.... 

bunch of years ago, I used to be more involved in the NYC scene- with a handful of friends who were immersed. one week, I spent a couple of nights out in a group with various quasi celebrities ranging from val kilmer, elizabeth berkley to one of the of guys from porkies... and the dutch model frederique. one dinner, she and I were seated next to each other and talked intensely for a couple of hours... she seemed genuinely interested in me, and invited me to go to another party at a friend's place after. a gb at the dinner, invited himself along- but no matter... I was in! a couple more hours talking to both of us, but mostly me at the party (with the rest of party-goers trying to figure wtf I was) before asking me (us) if we wouldn't mind walking her home... which I (we) did.... to a kiss on the cheek and a "hope to see you soon". 

the second she heads into her building, I look dumbfounded at my friend- first to kill him for ####-blocking, but also just to giddily ask if I was off base with what i thought was going down. nope- his first comment was 'DUDE!!!! I think you're in!". 

next day while reading the paper, I'm weighing my options- which start with getting her number from a mutual friend. and then I see a picture of her in the paper... holy hell- serendipity! but... why is she standing next to Mark Messier? why indeed. and now rafael van der ####### fart.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Thank you, thank you, thank you...you don't know how much I needed that story right now... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
So Sunderland and Moyes have taken Paddy McNair and Donald Love off United's hands.  Further reports indicate that Januzaj might soon join them and the hope that the  :fro:  goes too.  If this all happens, Sunderland could be starting former United players Wes Brown, John O'Shea, Paddy McNair and Donald Love across its back line with Januzaj and Fellaini in its MF.  

 
I was ten minutes into watching the Leeds-Fleetwood Town replay last night before I remembered that Jaysus had spoiled the ending for me yesterday afternoon. I watched anyway because Leeds.

COME ON, YOU SAINTS!

 
I don't think we have any Everton supporters in here but if any are lurking my advice is: be patient. Koeman teams can be streaky. Two years ago Saints started hot before fading. Last year they had a terrible first half but compiled the second most points in the second half (trailing only Leicester). He will solidify that club in much the same way that Poch solidified Totnum and in the same way Claude Puel will eventually solidify Arsenal.

That last part was a little joke. But not really.

 
roadkill1292 said:
I don't think we have any Everton supporters in here but if any are lurking my advice is: be patient. Koeman teams can be streaky. Two years ago Saints started hot before fading. Last year they had a terrible first half but compiled the second most points in the second half (trailing only Leicester). He will solidify that club in much the same way that Poch solidified Totnum and in the same way Claude Puel will eventually solidify Arsenal.

That last part was a little joke. But not really.
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maybe because of timmeh, but I still find myself getting behind toffee. also like Barkley and Baines... and remember :fro: when he was good.

 
Kafka said:
Ok, @CGRdrJoe...where you at,  mama di puto?  Iijo de puta madre?
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Pre-gaming at 115 for a 630 concert is never a great idea when you start with Bacardi and end with Jameson :confused: I honestly have no idea why I agreed to the Bacardi but I did wise up and switch to bullet at some point all the while drinking beer. Some where near 7 I realized that the music we were hearing was the opening act playing and that we should probably go over to the concert, even though the drunkards I was with wanted to keep drinking. Short story long, I proceed to walk into the stadium and promptly get told I'm too drunk to be allowed in, my exact words "You have no idea how drunk I am" and then I apparently walked out. Of course, I instantly jumped back in line and walked through a different ticket taker and found my way somehow to my seat. At this point I told my friends that our seats sucked and I needed to be closer in order to yell at Slash :bag:  so I used my old stand by maneuver where I start yelling at a chick that has already passed the ticket taker and then tell the ticket taker that my damn wife just went down with my ticket and that I need to catch up to her because she has no idea where she is going!!! Worked like a charm and now my club level seat has turned into field level, but greedy me wants front row so I make way up to the front and see 3 empty seats in the third row and plop my ### in one of the seats like I own it. Just then my buddy from high school yells out my name and he is sitting 2 rows behind me so I offer up one of my 2 empty seats and he proceeds to give me more beer. How EG remembers all that he does when retelling stories is beyond me because I barely remember #### except for all of the videos that I took on my phone, 90% of which start off great and then for some reason I decided to hit the slow motion option or I just flat out drop my phone and scramble to pick it back up. GB lyft and mcdonalds

 
CGRdrJoe said:
Pre-gaming at 115 for a 630 concert is never a great idea when you start with Bacardi and end with Jameson :confused: I honestly have no idea why I agreed to the Bacardi but I did wise up and switch to bullet at some point all the while drinking beer. Some where near 7 I realized that the music we were hearing was the opening act playing and that we should probably go over to the concert, even though the drunkards I was with wanted to keep drinking. Short story long, I proceed to walk into the stadium and promptly get told I'm too drunk to be allowed in, my exact words "You have no idea how drunk I am" and then I apparently walked out. Of course, I instantly jumped back in line and walked through a different ticket taker and found my way somehow to my seat. At this point I told my friends that our seats sucked and I needed to be closer in order to yell at Slash :bag:  so I used my old stand by maneuver where I start yelling at a chick that has already passed the ticket taker and then tell the ticket taker that my damn wife just went down with my ticket and that I need to catch up to her because she has no idea where she is going!!! Worked like a charm and now my club level seat has turned into field level, but greedy me wants front row so I make way up to the front and see 3 empty seats in the third row and plop my ### in one of the seats like I own it. Just then my buddy from high school yells out my name and he is sitting 2 rows behind me so I offer up one of my 2 empty seats and he proceeds to give me more beer. How EG remembers all that he does when retelling stories is beyond me because I barely remember #### except for all of the videos that I took on my phone, 90% of which start off great and then for some reason I decided to hit the slow motion option or I just flat out drop my phone and scramble to pick it back up. GB lyft and mcdonalds
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omg. love all of that... and really love how you kafkaed the prose and style.

 
CGRdrJoe said:
Pre-gaming at 115 for a 630 concert is never a great idea when you start with Bacardi and end with Jameson :confused: I honestly have no idea why I agreed to the Bacardi but I did wise up and switch to bullet at some point all the while drinking beer. Some where near 7 I realized that the music we were hearing was the opening act playing and that we should probably go over to the concert, even though the drunkards I was with wanted to keep drinking. Short story long, I proceed to walk into the stadium and promptly get told I'm too drunk to be allowed in, my exact words "You have no idea how drunk I am" and then I apparently walked out. Of course, I instantly jumped back in line and walked through a different ticket taker and found my way somehow to my seat. At this point I told my friends that our seats sucked and I needed to be closer in order to yell at Slash :bag:  so I used my old stand by maneuver where I start yelling at a chick that has already passed the ticket taker and then tell the ticket taker that my damn wife just went down with my ticket and that I need to catch up to her because she has no idea where she is going!!! Worked like a charm and now my club level seat has turned into field level, but greedy me wants front row so I make way up to the front and see 3 empty seats in the third row and plop my ### in one of the seats like I own it. Just then my buddy from high school yells out my name and he is sitting 2 rows behind me so I offer up one of my 2 empty seats and he proceeds to give me more beer. How EG remembers all that he does when retelling stories is beyond me because I barely remember #### except for all of the videos that I took on my phone, 90% of which start off great and then for some reason I decided to hit the slow motion option or I just flat out drop my phone and scramble to pick it back up. GB lyft and mcdonalds
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Sweet Child of Mine...

 
roadkill1292 said:
I don't think we have any Everton supporters in here but if any are lurking my advice is: be patient. Koeman teams can be streaky. Two years ago Saints started hot before fading. Last year they had a terrible first half but compiled the second most points in the second half (trailing only Leicester). He will solidify that club in much the same way that Poch solidified Totnum and in the same way Claude Puel will eventually solidify Arsenal.

That last part was a little joke. But not really.
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Stones for Ashley Williams + 40mil seems like a pretty smart move.

 
I can't find their composite 1-20 but the Guardian staff has Southampton at No. 11. Which is entirely possible imo. But they like Sinn's boy Hojbjerg.

 
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