TG: I liked the losing team's menu. I could not believe Tre's bacon-wrapped shrimp and grits won. Who wants shrimp and grits after you drink? Seems like he does shrimp every week.
AP: Guest judge Ted Allen may think that bacon and shrimp appeals to everyone, but not me. My husband, however -- throw in the grits and he'd have licked the plate.
TG: After drinking, I'd want sliders. Sliders and a milkshake.
AP: Where do you stand on the milkshake debate? I've never really heard of putting ice cubes in a milkshake.
TG: For that alone, Sara deserved to lose. Meanwhile, Coldstone is the worst product ever. It ain't ice cream.
AP: Never had it, but it looks kind of blobby, the way they mush it on the counter. Not particularly appealing.
TG: Mix-ins do not equal ice cream. I love that Padma called Coldstone's tasteless white base a "cream” flavor, as in, "What toppings would pair well with Coldstone's cream flavor?" What a joke.
AP: Sponsors must be appeased, I guess. Howie’s non-Cuban Cuban was a big failure. What was he thinkin?
TG: Do you think you'd have any trouble working with Howie? I don't mind him. But I am OK with arrogant jerks.
AP: I don't have issues with assertive personalities, so I don't think I'd have a problem. But then I can cook in heels, too.
TG: Yes would you believe the whining about the outfits -- both Casey and the loser, Sara. If you can't cook in the outfits, then don't go out to bars in them.
AP: She really didn't handle the disappointment well, did she?
TG: I am trying to figure out why Ted Allen, the ex Queer Guy, has become the uber food judge. He's all over the Food channel. He seems to know a lot about nothing. Except, as you said, that people like bacon.
AP: So do dogs. There, I'm an expert.
Sara was probably one of the bottom 2 or 3 from the get go. The last of the truly dead weight I think. On a side note we made howie's pork chops from show 3 and they were fantastic.