One man has two... (1 Viewer)

[T Bell]

The zipper has never been scarier.

 

[SlaX]

What kind of straight guys does he meet?

The gay kind, apparently.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Mo' penises, mo' problems

 

[T Bell]

What kind of straight guys does he meet?

Guys like this.

 

[T Bell]

It's pretty cool to be able to use a semaphore in place of a safe word.

 

[spOOfy]

[–]Z3R0C001 2996 points2997 points2998 points

14 hoursago

*When you got drunk and passed out, did people draw two ##### on your forehead instead of one?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What kind of straight guys does he meet?

Aaron Rodgers

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You guys are such prudes. Like you've never sucked off a guy with two ##### in a bar bathroom.

 

[Rove!]

You guys are such prudes. Like you've never sucked off a guy with two ##### in a bar bathroom.

or wouldn't knowing that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity...

 

[sbonomo]

I am torn between thinking this is the cool or morbid.....Sounds like the guy ended up having a good life so more power too him. Also, if he uses both members does that count as one or two orange/brown dots? The story where two chicks were on him at once would definately be two orange dots but if the same chick experiences both i would vote that only counts a one dot.

 

[E Street Brat]

How do you determine length and girth.

Do they both count?

 

[T Bell]

I'd probably double over laughing If he ever said, "I'm of two minds..."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

How do you determine length and girth.

Do they both count?

I wonder if he's ever been tempted to wrap them together with duct tape just to make one jumbo size.

 

[bostonfred]

You guys are such prudes. Like you've never sucked off a guy with two ##### in a bar bathroom.

or wouldn't knowing that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity...

There's a difference between dabbling with a taste and going full thunderdome like he says he does. Two men enter. One man leave.

 

[Sinn Fein]

You guys are such prudes. Like you've never sucked off a guy with two ##### in a bar bathroom.

or wouldn't knowing that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity...

There's a difference between dabbling with a taste and going full thunderdome like he says he does. Two men enter. One man leave.

With him, its more like one man enters two

 

[bostonfred]

You guys are such prudes. Like you've never sucked off a guy with two ##### in a bar bathroom.

or wouldn't knowing that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity...

There's a difference between dabbling with a taste and going full thunderdome like he says he does. Two men enter. One man leave.

With him, its more like one man enters two

You didn't read the whole article.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

It's not all good if hookers automaticly charge him double.

 

[Zow]

Is this part of a Geico commercial?

 

[Sinn Fein]

You guys are such prudes. Like you've never sucked off a guy with two ##### in a bar bathroom.

or wouldn't knowing that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity...

There's a difference between dabbling with a taste and going full thunderdome like he says he does. Two men enter. One man leave.

With him, its more like one man enters two

You didn't read the whole article.

I read enough to know one dude grabbed hold off both of them, like he was skiing

 

[Zow]

Whoa.

Jukior: Do you normally masturbate with 1 or both of them and if the answer is both, can you answer my next question?

I after I finish ####ing I am usually snapped right out of the mood, so if you finish with one #### do you feel you have to finish with the other or do you do you feel you are done.

DDD: I have multiple orgasms, like I can shoot a #### out of my right #### and ### oozes out of my left one. I milk it out and then can keep going with either and make another #### within a few minutes. I think it may have a lot to do with the internal plumbing but I've shot about 10 ####s in a 4 hour period before.

Woz has competition :2oz:

No way could I compete with this guy.

 

[T Bell]

Whoa.

Jukior: Do you normally masturbate with 1 or both of them and if the answer is both, can you answer my next question?

I after I finish ####ing I am usually snapped right out of the mood, so if you finish with one #### do you feel you have to finish with the other or do you do you feel you are done.

DDD: I have multiple orgasms, like I can shoot a #### out of my right #### and ### oozes out of my left one. I milk it out and then can keep going with either and make another #### within a few minutes. I think it may have a lot to do with the internal plumbing but I've shot about 10 ####s in a 4 hour period before.

Woz has competition :2oz:

No way could I compete with this guy.

What if you went balls out?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

If I were this guy, I'd end every losing hamd of poker the same way:

"Oh, you have three aces? All I've got is a pair of #####."

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Sounds like a real paradix.

 

[T Bell]

What happens if he crosses the streams?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Or would is be a paracox?

 

[The Duff Man]

I wonder how many times he told the chick he was wrapping up and then slipped the bareback side in.

 

[T Bell]

I wonder how many times he told the chick he was wrapping up and then slipped the bareback side in.

Condom model! Genius!

 

[AAABatteries]

And pants - does he put one down one leg and one down the other?

Thank god for being a grower.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

That guy has a double-dose of Fok:ker in him.

Double dose.

 

[Jewell]

Should get a job as the sideline coach that gives the offense the sign to go for two.

 

[T Bell]

Should get a job as the sideline coach that gives the offense the sign to go for two.

I think he'd make a good dowser.

 

[bostonfred]

he double stuffs the oreos

 

[Parrothead]

so what is the plural of reacharound?

 

[bostonfred]

so what is the plural of reacharound?

Skiing

 

[T Bell]

so what is the plural of reacharound?

Punch and Judy.

 

[Tom Servo]

He could have sex with both Rosie AND Brad Pitt...at the same time.

 

[zed2283]

 

[BlueDredSo]

He's on Twitter now. #doubledickdude

 

[E Street Brat]

Walk him and pitch to the Rhino

 

[peaces]

Dude has to get into porn. I'm thinking, "The Lord of The Dongs: The Two Towers"

 

[WetDream]

Dude has to get into porn. I'm thinking, "The Lord of The Dongs: The Two Towers"

Its already been done, but it was two different guys dressed as the hobbits that snuck behind the great brown eye in the south.

 

[bostonfred]

One does not simply #### into mordor

 

[T Bell]

Which one do you put the ring on?

 

[bweiser]

There is no way the two erections are 7 inches and 6 inches. One looks significantly shorter than the other erect.

(Yes, I looked. You all have.)

 

[peaces]

Dude has to get into porn. I'm thinking, "The Lord of The Dongs: The Two Towers"

Its already been done, but it was two different guys dressed as the hobbits that snuck behind the great brown eye in the south.

Two Cocks for Sister Sara?

 

[T Bell]

Dude has to get into porn. I'm thinking, "The Lord of The Dongs: The Two Towers"

Its already been done, but it was two different guys dressed as the hobbits that snuck behind the great brown eye in the south.

Two Cocks for Sister Sara?

Five Easy Penises

 

[Mr. Pickles]

There is no way the two erections are 7 inches and 6 inches. One looks significantly shorter than the other erect.

(Yes, I looked. You all have.)

Thanks, Woz.

 

[peaces]

Dude has to get into porn. I'm thinking, "The Lord of The Dongs: The Two Towers"

Its already been done, but it was two different guys dressed as the hobbits that snuck behind the great brown eye in the south.

Two Cocks for Sister Sara?

Five Easy Penises

Maybe team up with the girl with two heads for a double feature.