Otis is basically the worst poster, right? (1 Viewer)

[sdp1226]

Who's Otis?

 

[RBM]

He's a little bit dooshy but not even close to the worst.

 

[E Street Brat]

Remember when he showed up in The Cage crying like the little ##### that he is over getting a TO.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Otis is just a solid Evilgrin instigated party weekend away from returning to his old form. He is like a grizzly hibernating. He will awaken one day, and be ravenous when he does.

 

[Tom Servo]

Remember when he showed up in The Cage crying like the little ##### that he is over getting a TO.

Good times.

 

[Joe T]

I thought he was in the top 4 all-time. He's on the Mt. Rushmore of FBGs.

 

[zoonation]

Otis is a better poster than I am.

talk about damning with faint praise...

 

[Chemical X]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/738321-hard-delete/

 

[Tick]

Remember when he showed up in The Cage crying like the little ##### that he is over getting a TO.

Good times.

Isn't that the whole point of the Cage?

 

[Otis]

We all know that suburban landscaping Otis is a far cry his days as a single playboy attorney in NYC. But he's still got a long way to fall before he enters the worst FBG poster discussion.

Very fair assessment here.

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[Otis]

Remember when he showed up in The Cage crying like the little ##### that he is over getting a TO.

Good times.

Isn't that the whole point of the Cage?

I thought that was why the place existed.

By the way, that place can't possibly still be around, is it?

 

[Otis]

I thought he was in the top 4 all-time. He's on the Mt. Rushmore of FBGs.

Gotta admit, Otis did things in his prime that haven never otherwise been done here. A steep decline, but still a remarkable career. HOFer IMO.

 

[Otis]

We all know that suburban landscaping Otis is a far cry his days as a single playboy attorney in NYC. But he's still got a long way to fall before he enters the worst FBG poster discussion.

Stop living in the past, Troy Aikman.

Painfully unfunny. Do better or GTFO plz.

 

[Tom Servo]

We all know that suburban landscaping Otis is a far cry his days as a single playboy attorney in NYC. But he's still got a long way to fall before he enters the worst FBG poster discussion.

Stop living in the past, Troy Aikman.

Painfully unfunny. Do better or GTFO plz.

Wasn't talking to you, sport.

 

[bostonfred]

Oats is solid.

He used to be solid. Like a snickers actually. Now he's a little thicker and a lot fluffier with no nuts. He's basically a three musketeers these days

 

[Otis]

Oats is solid.

He used to be solid. Like a snickers actually. Now he's a little thicker and a lot fluffier with no nuts. He's basically a three musketeers these days

So even better than before???

Mods > please change thread title to reflect new content.

 

[Osaurus]

Just had some Snickers minis. This thread is truly inspirational.

 

[Hov34]

He likes to push buttons.

Oh, wait are we not doing elevator puns anymore?

 

[timschochet]

Didn't Mr. Ham once report Otis to the FBI?

 

[ILUVBEER99]

He had an epic period, and as Ditka stated it won't take much for the return. A guy's representative can only last so long, eventually the real person re-emerges.

 

[sports_fan]

Didn't Mr. Ham once report Otis to the FBI?

I don't know.

 

[Short Corner]

Painfully unfunny.

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[James Daulton]

We've basically followed Otis's antics from a single, successful hot-shot NY attorney to a married first time homeowner facing challenges we've all faced, to a fairly new father balancing all the important work/life moments that get thrown at you. He's shared his stories, questions, and worries with good nature and humor.

Oats is AOK in my book.

 

[jon_mx]

Has anyone even attempted to take the other side of this debate? It seems painfully obvious it speaks the truth.

 

[Hoss Style]

What a weird, interesting place this is. Forums, in general.

I mean, you never see a bunch of co-workers in the cafeteria, a few hundred of them, and one guy stand up and yells "I think Ned is the worst personality in this entire company", and then people all over start to stand and say "Yeah, I agree!", "Right on! Ned sucks!", etc - and Ned is sitting right there.

Except, instead of getting embarrassed, on forums sometimes Ned doesn't even care. He just sits there and says to himself, "F### all these guys. I'm Ned"

The FBG forms are probably the best forums for weird interactions like this that I've ever been on. It's great. I bet some sociologist digs up these archives in a thousand years after some disaster has destroyed culture as we know it, and he has a field day. Maybe aliens find the archive and wonder what the hell was going on here.

 

[jon_mx]

What a weird, interesting place this is. Forums, in general.

I mean, you never see a bunch of co-workers in the cafeteria, a few hundred of them, and one guy stand up and yells "I think Ned is the worst personality in this entire company", and then people all over start to stand and say "Yeah, I agree!", "Right on! Ned sucks!", etc - and Ned is sitting right there.

Except, instead of getting embarrassed, on forums sometimes Ned doesn't even care. He just sits there and says to himself, "F### all these guys. I'm Ned"

The FBG forms are probably the best forums for weird interactions like this that I've ever been on. It's great. I bet some sociologist digs up these archives in a thousand years after some disaster has destroyed culture as we know it, and he has a field day. Maybe aliens find the archive and wonder what the hell was going on here.

I feel kind of bad now that Otis's feelings may have been hurt. We need to find a term like undocumented to describe just how bad Otis is that does not carry such stigmatisim.

 

[Hoss Style]

What a weird, interesting place this is. Forums, in general.

I mean, you never see a bunch of co-workers in the cafeteria, a few hundred of them, and one guy stand up and yells "I think Ned is the worst personality in this entire company", and then people all over start to stand and say "Yeah, I agree!", "Right on! Ned sucks!", etc - and Ned is sitting right there.

Except, instead of getting embarrassed, on forums sometimes Ned doesn't even care. He just sits there and says to himself, "F### all these guys. I'm Ned"

The FBG forms are probably the best forums for weird interactions like this that I've ever been on. It's great. I bet some sociologist digs up these archives in a thousand years after some disaster has destroyed culture as we know it, and he has a field day. Maybe aliens find the archive and wonder what the hell was going on here.

I feel kind of bad now that Otis's feelings may have been hurt. We need to find a term like undocumented to describe just how bad Otis is that does not carry such stigmatisim.

I'm pretty sure Otis is Ned, when Ned says "#### all these guys. I'm Ned."

 

[Tom Servo]

Has anyone even attempted to take the other side of this debate? It seems painfully obvious it speaks the truth.

You mean that the word OTIS now means "LOOK AT ME!"??

 

[James Daulton]

What a weird, interesting place this is. Forums, in general.

I mean, you never see a bunch of co-workers in the cafeteria, a few hundred of them, and one guy stand up and yells "I think Ned is the worst personality in this entire company", and then people all over start to stand and say "Yeah, I agree!", "Right on! Ned sucks!", etc - and Ned is sitting right there.

Except, instead of getting embarrassed, on forums sometimes Ned doesn't even care. He just sits there and says to himself, "F### all these guys. I'm Ned"

The FBG forms are probably the best forums for weird interactions like this that I've ever been on. It's great. I bet some sociologist digs up these archives in a thousand years after some disaster has destroyed culture as we know it, and he has a field day. Maybe aliens find the archive and wonder what the hell was going on here.

I feel kind of bad now that Otis's feelings may have been hurt. We need to find a term like undocumented to describe just how bad Otis is that does not carry such stigmatisim.

I'm pretty sure Otis is Ned, when Ned says "#### all these guys. I'm Ned."

Except that Otis knows that running is horrible exercise and would never partake in it.

 

[Politician Spock]

What a weird, interesting place this is. Forums, in general.

I mean, you never see a bunch of co-workers in the cafeteria, a few hundred of them, and one guy stand up and yells "I think Ned is the worst personality in this entire company", and then people all over start to stand and say "Yeah, I agree!", "Right on! Ned sucks!", etc - and Ned is sitting right there.

Except, instead of getting embarrassed, on forums sometimes Ned doesn't even care. He just sits there and says to himself, "F### all these guys. I'm Ned"

The FBG forms are probably the best forums for weird interactions like this that I've ever been on. It's great. I bet some sociologist digs up these archives in a thousand years after some disaster has destroyed culture as we know it, and he has a field day. Maybe aliens find the archive and wonder what the hell was going on here.

I feel kind of bad now that Otis's feelings may have been hurt. We need to find a term like undocumented to describe just how bad Otis is that does not carry such stigmatisim.

He's "meh".

 

[DallasDMac]

This Otis fellow seems like quite a polarizing figure. Is his moniker based on

http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/17/04/18/56/hal_sm10.jpg

or

http://www.atimehr.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img1.jpg

?

 

[popeye]

Vote Snickers

Proxy Otis

let's get this done

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Vote Snickers

Proxy Otis

let's get this done

Is this good?

 

[The Big Guy]

This Otis fellow seems like quite a polarizing figure. Is his moniker based on

http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/17/04/18/56/hal_sm10.jpg

or

http://www.atimehr.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img1.jpg

?

Sure it wasn't this one? http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/thewalkingdead/images/3/39/Episode-3-shane-otis-bleachers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111220151642&path-prefix=es

 

[DallasDMac]

This Otis fellow seems like quite a polarizing figure. Is his moniker based on

http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/17/04/18/56/hal_sm10.jpg

or

http://www.atimehr.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img1.jpg

?

Sure it wasn't this one? http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/thewalkingdead/images/3/39/Episode-3-shane-otis-bleachers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111220151642&path-prefix=es

Way to short of a life span to generate the amount of interest people show in this fellow.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I thought he was in the top 4 all-time. He's on the Mt. Rushmore of FBGs.

He's certainly in the discussion. I'd put him up there too.

 

[eoMMan]

I think the quality of his postings would go up if he got divorced and starting banging out law interns.

Is this a possibility?

 

[Otis]

Vote Snickers

Proxy Otis

let's get this done

Is this good?

Pm shuke. Resident expert.

 

[Otis]

I thought he was in the top 4 all-time. He's on the Mt. Rushmore of FBGs.

He's certainly in the discussion. I'd put him up there too.

 

[Otis]

On this holiday in thankful for all my iGBs and this wonderful weird place.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Seems to be getting worse and worse as he enters his 70s.

 

[Frostillicus]

What a weird, interesting place this is. Forums, in general.

I mean, you never see a bunch of co-workers in the cafeteria, a few hundred of them, and one guy stand up and yells "I think Ned is the worst personality in this entire company", and then people all over start to stand and say "Yeah, I agree!", "Right on! Ned sucks!", etc - and Ned is sitting right there.

Except, instead of getting embarrassed, on forums sometimes Ned doesn't even care. He just sits there and says to himself, "F### all these guys. I'm Ned"

The FBG forms are probably the best forums for weird interactions like this that I've ever been on. It's great. I bet some sociologist digs up these archives in a thousand years after some disaster has destroyed culture as we know it, and he has a field day. Maybe aliens find the archive and wonder what the hell was going on here.

Ned sucks though.

 

[grateful zed]

at least he creates interesting topics.

 

[RokNRole]

at least he creates interesting topics.

Name one

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Name one

There was a time when he told the story of how he cried when he saw video of his girlfriend getting a train run on her by like 20 black guys that were playing Crash Bandicoot on the Sega Genesis he bought for her. That one was awesome.

 

[RokNRole]

There was a time when he told the story of how he cried when he saw video of his girlfriend getting a train run on her by like 20 black guys that were playing Crash Bandicoot on the Sega Genesis he bought for her. That one was awesome.

That wasn't him

 

[ProstheticRGK]

That wasn't him

Are you sure? Because I could have sworn it was.

 

[RokNRole]

Are you sure? Because I could have sworn it was.

Are you accusing me of being Otis?

 

[Limp Ditka]

There was a time when he told the story of how he cried when he saw video of his girlfriend getting a train run on her by like 20 black guys that were playing Crash Bandicoot on the Sega Genesis he bought for her. That one was awesome.

More like Bandicooter

 

[lardonastick]

Except, instead of getting embarrassed, on forums sometimes Ned doesn't even care. He just sits there and says to himself, "F### all these guys. I'm Ned"