Snickers are basically the worst candy bar, right? (1 Viewer)

[RBM]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

Yes Oreos are much worse than a Snickers. Seriously its a fake cookie made with no dairy. A confectionery abomination. You need to dip that artificial dog biscuit in actual milk to make it edible. Oreos are much worse at cookies than Snickers is at candy bars.

You need to step back and re-think things.

 

[TwinTurbo]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

Yes Oreos are much worse than a Snickers. Seriously its a fake cookie made with no dairy. A confectionery abomination. You need to dip that artificial dog biscuit in actual milk to make it edible. Oreos are much worse at cookies than Snickers is at candy bars.

You need to step back and re-think things.

You need to expand your options beyond what is sold at 7-11. Go eat anything from an actual bakery and report back.

 

[RBM]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

Yes Oreos are much worse than a Snickers. Seriously its a fake cookie made with no dairy. A confectionery abomination. You need to dip that artificial dog biscuit in actual milk to make it edible. Oreos are much worse at cookies than Snickers is at candy bars.

You need to step back and re-think things.

You need to expand your options beyond what is sold at 7-11. Go eat anything from an actual bakery and report back.

Lol I've had delicious stuff at amazing bakeries. Can I report back now?

 

[Tom Servo]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

Yes Oreos are much worse than a Snickers. Seriously its a fake cookie made with no dairy. A confectionery abomination. You need to dip that artificial dog biscuit in actual milk to make it edible. Oreos are much worse at cookies than Snickers is at candy bars.

You need to step back and re-think things.

He's not totally wrong. Double Stuff Oreos are great; single stuff OTOH...

 

[Mr. Ected]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

Yes Oreos are much worse than a Snickers. Seriously its a fake cookie made with no dairy. A confectionery abomination. You need to dip that artificial dog biscuit in actual milk to make it edible. Oreos are much worse at cookies than Snickers is at candy bars.

You need to step back and re-think things.

He's not totally wrong. Double Stuff Oreos are great; single stuff OTOH...

Kids fell in love with 'Mega-Stuf' Golden Oreos this fall. High filling to cookie ratio, and golden cookies better than chocolate.

ETA: The problem is there are about a half dozen to a package!

 

[Tom Servo]

If by worst you mean best then I agree

Wow, this thread is an awesome way for us to separate those who get it and those who don't. We can refer back to this in the middle of some stupid political debate and be like "wait a minute, that guy backed Snickers. LOL IGNORE HIM."

Says the guy whose avatar is a cookie that everybody disassembles to get to the edible part.

Yes Oreos are much worse than a Snickers. Seriously its a fake cookie made with no dairy. A confectionery abomination. You need to dip that artificial dog biscuit in actual milk to make it edible. Oreos are much worse at cookies than Snickers is at candy bars.

You need to step back and re-think things.

He's not totally wrong. Double Stuff Oreos are great; single stuff OTOH...

Kids fell in love with 'Mega-Stuf' Golden Oreos this fall. High filling to cookie ratio, and golden cookies better than chocolate.

Now this is what I'm talking about.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Only read the first few posts of this thread. I agree with Otis. Snickers is awful and anyone who doesn't like 3 Musketeers is

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We should probably round up 3 Musketeers lovers and remove them from the gene pool.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Only read the first few posts of this thread. I agree with Otis. Snickers is awful and anyone who doesn't like 3 Musketeers is

That fluff inside 3 Musketeers bars is heinous. And that waxy milk chocolate is low grade dog food.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Only read the first few posts of this thread. I agree with Otis. Snickers is awful and anyone who doesn't like 3 Musketeers is

That fluff inside 3 Musketeers bars is heinous. And that waxy milk chocolate is low grade dog food.

You could round up all the 3 Musketeers fluff and mash it down and probably make it into a decent wrapper for a deserving Snickers bar.

 

[TheAristocrat]

As a kid, if I got a Mounds bar from your house on Halloween, I'd fire it onto your roof so it got stuck in the gutter. Just an abomination that should be eradicated from this Earth.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Only read the first few posts of this thread. I agree with Otis. Snickers is awful and anyone who doesn't like 3 Musketeers is

That fluff inside 3 Musketeers bars is heinous. And that waxy milk chocolate is low grade dog food.

I've never tasted low grade dog food so I'll need to take your word.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

As a kid, if I got a Mounds bar from your house on Halloween, I'd fire it onto your roof so it got stuck in the gutter. Just an abomination that should be eradicated from this Earth.

Mounds are elite.

 

[Zow]

Only read the first few posts of this thread. I agree with Otis. Snickers is awful and anyone who doesn't like 3 Musketeers is

That fluff inside 3 Musketeers bars is heinous. And that waxy milk chocolate is low grade dog food.

I've never tasted low grade dog food so I'll need to take your word.

Ever had a steak with marks from where the jockey was hitting it?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Only read the first few posts of this thread. I agree with Otis. Snickers is awful and anyone who doesn't like 3 Musketeers is

That fluff inside 3 Musketeers bars is heinous. And that waxy milk chocolate is low grade dog food.

I've never tasted low grade dog food so I'll need to take your word.

Ever had a steak with marks from where the jockey was hitting it?

Zow gets it.

 

[jomar]

When rummaging through the kids Halloween loot, I eat:

First: kit kat, almond joy, twix, Reese's, mr. Goodbar, Heath

Second: snickers, peanut m&m's, baby Ruth

Last: Milky Way, 3 musketeers, butterfinger, nestle crunch

 

[jomar]

Mr. Goodbar severely underrated judging by this thread. Chocolate and peanuts, so simple, yet so delicious. I used to eat a bag of peanut clusters a week. Big fan of the combo

 

[trogg78]

I like sugar too.

 

[shuke]

I don't know that I've ever had a bad candy bar, let alone a worst one.

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[Frostillicus]

I don't know that I've ever had a bad candy bar, let alone a worst one.

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Solid point.

 

[shuke]

Shuke is in a mood tonight. Must have been reclined upon.

You've never had a candy bar?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Shuke is in a mood tonight. Must have been reclined upon.

I am enjoying the show - hoping this goes on for awhile.

 

[shuke]

Shuke is in a mood tonight. Must have been reclined upon.

You've never had a candy bar?

Not one that I considered bad or offensive or so repulsive that I had to declare it the worst. Have you? Was it the unholy unfrozen Snickers?

Sorry, I didn't notice the word "bad".

Not sure if I've ever thought one was bad enough to stop eating.

 

[Eminence]

I enjoy Snickers. Even their commercials are pretty funny.

 

[Dickies]

When rummaging through the kids Halloween loot, I eat:

First: kit kat, almond joy, twix, Reese's, mr. Goodbar, Heath

Second: snickers, peanut m&m's, baby Ruth

Last: Milky Way, 3 musketeers, butterfinger, nestle crunch

Swap Mr Goodbar with Butterfinger and this is exactly what I do.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Too bad they don't make mini Whatchamacallits.

 

[Christo]

So we've leaned that not only does Otis have bad taste in women, but he's got bad taste in candy bars too.

Maybe if his women would eat the candy bars he doesn't like. Huh? Huh?

 

[Frostillicus]

Too bad they don't make mini Whatchamacallits.

omg

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

1. Hershey's - Sure there are other chocolates, and better chocolates, but the Hershey bar is the quintessential chocolate bar. This is due to its ubiquitous nature.

2. Snicker's. Not my favorite, but a solid candy bar by any measure. Its popularity over the last several decades cannot be ignored.

3. Baby Ruth. A solid contender which benefits from its appearance in Caddy Shack.

4. Butterfingers. Tastes great fresh or stale, and really makes a solid showing in D.Q. Blizzards and pies.

5. Heath Bar. Toffee is old school, so it is often overlooked, but old school has its place. Also solid in Blizzards.

Milky Ways and Three Musketeers are never a true disappointment when freely available, like in the kids Halloween bag. They just don't make the top five.

Reese's are probably no more candy bars than are Nut Rolls, Hershey's Kisses, or M & M's. Good to great treats all, but not candy bars.

I don't know what to do with the Toblerone. Always enjoyable, but occupying a weird marketing position.

Mounds and Almond joys are more of a change of pace candy bar.

Chocolate covered cookies are not candy bars simply by inclusion in the candy section of the store.

Good list, but for some reason I despise Baby Ruth's these days.

I'm half way there with you. As a kid they were tops, now, when I have one, it leaves me wanting somehow.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I'm the designated office mouse trapper. Mice love Milky Way, so that's some kind of endorsement I guess.

Mice love Snickers bars. That's because mice are smart, imo.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'm the designated office mouse trapper. Mice love Milky Way, so that's some kind of endorsement I guess.

Mice love Snickers bars. That's because mice are smart, imo.

Snickers are too good to use for mouse trapping. It's really the only thing Milky Ways are good for.

Milky ways can be used to caulk drafty windows, in a pinch.

 

[Osaurus]

Too bad they don't make mini Whatchamacallits.

omg

They used to.

 

[Gr00vus]

So I just ate a Payday. Don't think I've ever had one before. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I think I like the concept, the peanuts were solid, but the "caramel" was a bit more chalky than I was expecting. Definitely not better than Snickers.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I am not a milk chocolate fan.  Different candy bars I used to like as a kid - I haven't liked in years.  

Still like the dark versions when they are available - and Mounds bars.  I love coconut now - when I was a kid I would have barfed.    

 

[Tau837]

I was in the pharmacy waiting on prescriptions the other day and thought of this thread when scanning their candy bar choices. It is an independent pharmacy without extensive choices, just the typical basic stuff. Snickers was easily the top choice.

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Definitely not better than Snickers.

Every candy bar ever made is better than snickers

 

[Don't Noonan]

Here are my favorites off the top of my head.

Twix, Reeses, York,  Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Snickers, Almond Joy, Skor, Hersheys with Almonds, Mr. Goodbar, Nestle Crunch, Mounds.

I hate Butterfinger and dislike Baby Ruth.

 

[Annyong]

if youre a peanut fa,  snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time. theyre even better when frozen.

 

[bueno]

Who dares disparage Snickers!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Who dares disparage Snickers!

if youre a peanut fa,  snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time. theyre even better when frozen.

Not here to poop on Snickers, but if your a peanut fan and want chocolate - along with some kind of nougat/caramel - I would take a Baby Ruth 1,000x over a Snickers.  

Snickers just gets all the marketing dollars.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I'm a Ritter Sport man myself

Almost all American chocolate candy bars like Hershey and the like are total crap. Cheap ingredients, many times no real sugar, just terrible. 

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Who dares disparage Snickers!

:Raiseshand:

Way overrated. PB twice all day long 

 

[mrip541]

Dark chocolate snickers is pretty much the GOAT.

 

[Johnny Rock]

if youre a peanut fa,  snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time. theyre even better when frozen.

Huge peanut fan. Dislike Snickers and Baby Ruth. 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

if youre a peanut fa,  snickers is the greatest candy bar of all time. theyre even better when frozen.

I'm intrigued by the idea of a "peanut free agent", but wouldn't they think that Payday was the greatest candy bar of all time?  I mean....those are pretty much all peanuts, and it claims it's going to pay you right there in the title.  That's usually pretty important to every free agent.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

When is the most likely time any of you are going to eat a candy bar?

When you are drunk or inebriated? My guess.

 

[Don't Noonan]

When is the most likely time any of you are going to eat a candy bar?

When you are drunk or inebriated? My guess.

Halloween 

 

[Politician Spock]

Good list, but for some reason I despise Baby Ruth's these days.

This post deserves more love. Well played!

 

[xulf]

Given the choice, snickers or potato?

 

[The General]

I eat the top layer first, the peanuts caramel part. Then eat the bottom half. Delicious.