Snickers are basically the worst candy bar, right? (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Mounds is by far the most disgusting candy bar ever. Anyone who eats them should be deported.

You're being too lenient.

 

[Otis]

add me to the list of people willing to throw down over this one. snickers are awesome!

Where are we all meeting to do this? I'm imagining the Beat It video except with middle aged fat guys.

 

[Otis]

Tie one of my hands to one of shuke's hands, and then in the other hand instead of a switchblade he's holding a Snickers and I'm holding a Nestle Crunch.

 

[Otis]

-Zero- bitches

Do you live in a chateau in Marseille?

 

[Otis]

For me, Snickers is a little too dense. The flavors themselves are fine (and why wouldn't they be? Its chocolate, peanuts and caramel) but I just don't like the texture. For me, its not a pleasurable eating experience. I actually prefer the bite sized ones by a mile. You get all the good flavors without having pop your jaw out of place to eat them.

Hello exactly. "Dense" is a good description. It's like trying to eat wet concrete and glue.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Tie one of my hands to one of shuke's hands, and then in the other hand instead of a switchblade he's holding a Snickers and I'm holding a Nestle Crunch.

That's a Al Yankovic reference.

 

[Quez]

1. Almond Joy

2. Snickers

3. Payday

4. Reese's

5. Twix

 

[Quez]

I'm not a fan of any candy in ice cream. All icrcream does is make candy harder.

 

[[scooter]]

Worst commercial campaign, ever. Have you ever noticed that the people in those stupid commercials don't actually enjoy the taste of a Snickers bar? They only take a bite because their friends force it on them. It's like a glorified insulin shot for rageaholics.

 

[peaces]

Who Are the Chefs? |

 

[Zow]

I probably haven't had a butterfinger in 15 years, because last time I had one, it made me want to puke. For me, that's easily the worst candy bar/

For me, Snickers is a little too dense. The flavors themselves are fine (and why wouldn't they be? Its chocolate, peanuts and caramel) but I just don't like the texture. For me, its not a pleasurable eating experience. I actually prefer the bite sized ones by a mile. You get all the good flavors without having pop your jaw out of place to eat them.

Also, Snickers Ice Cream bars are a gift from heaven. If they were somehow healthy, I'd eat 2 boxes a day.

Same here. Go with Musketeers too. A whole bar is too much but one of those bite size bars is perfect.

 

[Zow]

Tie one of my hands to one of shuke's hands, and then in the other hand instead of a switchblade he's holding a Snickers and I'm holding a Nestle Crunch.

Like Kit Kat, also terrible.

I can't believe nobody, including myself, has mentioned Salted Nut Roll. Top 3 for sure.

 

[Hoh]

The perfect ratio of chocolate and peanut butter is achieved in the Reese's Egg at Easter. Natures most perfect candy.

 

[moleculo]

:sigh: nothing worse than fatties arguing over candy bars.

 

[Hoh]

Milky Way is great. Eat a ####.

What are "things AZ Ron says to a diabetic Michael?"

 

[Christo]

Mounds is by far the most disgusting candy bar ever. Anyone who eats them should be deported.

Maybe that's how we vet Syrian refugees. Offer them a Mounds. If they eat it they get sent back.

 

[apalmer]

Otis hasn't liked them since he was told that everyone snickers at him behind his back.

 

[TLEF316]

Can't believe all the hate towards mounds and almond joy. Coconut is awesome.

 

[Otis]

Can't believe all the hate towards mounds and almond joy. Coconut is awesome.

Yeah coconuts are awesome. Awesome for trying to kill the animals when you're stuck on a tropical island, so you can actually then have something edible.

 

[Da Guru]

Have to go with Bit O Honey bars. Not only do they taste horrible, it sticks like putty to your teeth.

 

[Johnny Rock]

I don't like Snickers for the exact same reasons as Otis.

 

[skol asylum]

I don't like Snickers for the exact same reasons as Otis.

They're both basically nuts?

 

[kevzilla]

Tie one of my hands to one of shuke's hands, and then in the other hand instead of a switchblade he's holding a Snickers and I'm holding a Nestle Crunch.

The undercard would be GM with a box of raisins and myself with a pancake.

 

[jhib]

Has to be way worse than pretty much every other candy bar, right?* Give me a 100 Grand, Kit Kat, 3 Muskateers, Baby Ruth even a basic Hershey's with almonds any day over a Snickers. Snickers are so overly sweet and chewy they feel like work, like punishment. Lke "Otis, you weren't hustling on that play, go run five suicides and eat a Snickers."

Don't get me wrong, I'd still eat one if confronted with only this and no other option. But they're definitely bottom rung.

Great google moogly.

 

[Short Corner]

Ritter Sport here but will go for frozen Snickers for a COP. Probably a top 3 blue collar candy bar.

 

[matuski]

Laffy Taffy is the best candy bar by a longshot.

 

[pollardsvision]

Milky Way is great. Eat a ####.

No. Milky Way sucks

In fairness, it wasn't a Milky Way he was telling you to eat....

 

[FUBAR]

I'm not a fan of any candy in ice cream. All icrcream does is make candy harder.

You sir, are unAmerican.

Have to go with Bit O Honey bars. Not only do they taste horrible, it sticks like putty to your teeth.

:X agreed.

Ritter Sport here but will go for frozen Snickers for a COP. Probably a top 3 blue collar candy bar.

This guy gets it.

Laffy Taffy is the best candy bar by a longshot.

This guy does not.

 

[DallasDMac]

Snickers holds the top spot for the bestselling chocolate bar in the world. Made by Mars, Incorporated, Snickers has annual global sales of $2 billion. The bar consists of nougat topped with caramel and peanuts covered in milk chocolate. It was named after the Mars family’s favorite horse when it was introduced in 1942. Since the 1970, it had numerous variations including Snickers ice cream bar, Snickers dark chocolate, Snickers almond, Snickers peanut butter and more.

 

[Bucky86]

Frozen Snickers are great. For a fat guy I figured Otis would have better taste.

 

[Short Corner]

Frozen Snickers are great. For a fat guy I figured Otis would have better taste.

For a fat guy, Oats can't be bothered with all of the chewing required to eat a Snickers.

 

[Bucky86]

Frozen Snickers are great. For a fat guy I figured Otis would have better taste.

For a fat guy, Oats can't be bothered with all of the chewing required to eat a Snickers.

Maybe he should make milkshakes and blend some Snickers into it?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'd suggest a poll, but I don't think it will turn out the way you'd like

The way I'd like for it to turn out is for me to be surrounded by a bunch of rubes in this world who like Snickers, thusly driving up the price of Snickers and down the prices of all the good

candy bars.

>$1M house. Concerned about the price of candy bars.

Why are you spying on me???

PS... got a nice bonus and raise last week

Congrats.

Now, where do you stand on Heath bars and Butterfingers? I must know before I can fully evaluate your rating. As for me, I find both delicious, but with problems. Heath bars come in an unattractive wrapper and are initially hard to bite into. Both get in every little nook and cranny in your teeth, like taffy, only 1000 times worse. I find myself working each kind out of my teeth with my tongue 10 minutes after the bar is gone except for this sticky residue. If somebody could solve this issue both would race up my ratings.

 

[Tom Servo]

The decline of Otis continues...as does the idiocy.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Tie one of my hands to one of shuke's hands, and then in the other hand instead of a switchblade he's holding a Snickers and I'm holding a Nestle Crunch.

The undercard would be GM with a box of raisins and myself with a pancake.

Kinky

 

[AnonymousBob]

Otis is too fat and lazy to chew a candy bar?

 

[EYLive]

You should take to social media and DEMAND they soften the candy for your BLOUSY tastes.

 

[PIK95]

If by worst you mean best, I agree.

 

[Osaurus]

Charleston Chew

 

[Otis]

I'd suggest a poll, but I don't think it will turn out the way you'd like

The way I'd like for it to turn out is for me to be surrounded by a bunch of rubes in this world who like Snickers, thusly driving up the price of Snickers and down the prices of all the good

candy bars.

>$1M house. Concerned about the price of candy bars.

Why are you spying on me???

PS... got a nice bonus and raise last week

Congrats.Now, where do you stand on Heath bars and Butterfingers? I must know before I can fully evaluate your rating. As for me, I find both delicious, but with problems. Heath bars come in an unattractive wrapper and are initially hard to bite into. Both get in every little nook and cranny in your teeth, like taffy, only 1000 times worse. I find myself working each kind out of my teeth with my tongue 10 minutes after the bar is gone except for this sticky residue. If somebody could solve this issue both would race up my ratings.

Both outrageously underrated.

 

[Dentist]

Mounds is my favorite candy bar.

Baby Ruth 2

Snickers is a solid choice.

Not sure what all the hub bub is about

 

[sho nuff]

Can't believe all the hate towards mounds and almond joy. Coconut is awesome.

It is awesome...with Rum...but not as candy.

Let me guess, you like those pink brown and white coconut candies my grandmother used to have.

 

[Ignoramus]

Not even top ten worst. What happened to you, Oats???

 

[Short Corner]

Mounds is my favorite candy bar.

Baby Ruth 2

Snickers is a solid choice.

Not sure what all the hub bub is about

Otis likes attention.

 

[skol asylum]

Mounds is my favorite candy bar.

Baby Ruth 2

Snickers is a solid choice.

Not sure what all the hub bub is about

Dentists eat candy bars?

 

[Tom Servo]

Not even top ten worst. What happened to you, Oats???

He got old and bitter.

 

[Otis]

Not even top ten worst. What happened to you, Oats???

He got old and bitter.

Apt adjectives for a Snickers thread.

 

[jon_mx]

This explains the whole Kate Upton thing.

 

[Tom Servo]

This explains the whole Kate Upton thing.

 

[Zow]

SALTED NUT ROLL