Peterson will shatter the NFL record again by 1 yard. Mark it down.
Steve Smith will beat Adrian Peterson to death in a grudge match for the ages in the parking lot amongst the tailgaters. The fury that Smith unleashes will then sweep half of Minnesota into the Atlantic, to never be heard from again. Barack Obama, and John McCain both see the frightening display of power and each try to dump their respective running mates to get Steve Smith on their party ticket. Steve Smith remains unimpressed with either Obama or McCain and decides to run as a third party independent. He calls his party the Pale Horse party, and promises to bring Hell to all his opponents. His platform consists of sending Chuck Norris to destroy Al Queda and Osama Bin Laden, saving the enviroment by threatening to destroy it (thereby intimidating it so badly that it improves and kicks pollution in the balls), ending world hunger, finding a cure for the Herm Edwards virus in Kansas City, solving the illegal immigration crisis, paying off the national debt, making hot dogs and hot dog buns the same size, giving free Sunday Ticket subscriptions to all Fantasy football players for life, and sending Al Davis in to exile.
He gets elected in a landslide, and we all live long and prosper. The End.