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Plorfu

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Seriously. I'm not sure why I avoided these but I'm currently getting pedicure number 7 or something. If you're hung up on the gay thing well I'm sorry. There's an Asian women massaging my calf right now. Color me gay!

Anyway, get one if you haven't already.

 
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Plorfu said:
Seriously. I'm not sure why I avoided these but I'm currently getting pedicure number 7 or something. If you're hung up on the gay thing well I'm sorry. There's an Asian women massaging my calf right now. Color me gay!

Anyway, get one if you haven't already.
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Looking down at my feet, a pedicure would be nowhere near gay. It'd just be hygienic. I hate bending over to get to my toes, and it shows.

 
Went with wife last year. A bit uncomfortable being the only guy there but getting massaged feels good. Just pick the clear mail polish for them to paint on your toes.

Will have to go back

 
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comfortably numb said:
Went with wife last year. A bit uncomfortable being the only guy there but getting massaged feels good. Just pick the clear mail polish for them to paint on your toes.

Will have to go back
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Wait, what?
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:lmao:

 
Had a manicure and pedicure last fall, done by an extremely hot blond Swede; here. Loved it.

Next day, my wife and I enjoyed a couples massage in a private bungalow.

 
Big burly NFL players do this all the time, and none of THEM are gay! :oldunsure:

But seriously, the foot bath whirlpool is ridiculously relaxing, and the team of young Asianed broads tending to your every need is okay too.

 
This is an activity I take female clients on... Mani/pedi with a little drinking - I don't know who is recommending "mail" polish, but that is not needed. Get a good scrub and cleaning by a hot Asian while shooting the breeze with other chicks is fine by me :thumbup:

 
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Had one about a year ago. Wife took me to a couples massage yesterday and I mentioned it might be time for another "toe fixin". Best thing about the pedicure was the girl cut out both of my ingrown toenails. That felt good.

 
I've gotten a handful of these over my lifetime. Every once in a while I need to get the dead skin shaved off, and it is just a nice relaxing experience.

I went to a place a couple years ago after we moved back to GA. Nothing but uptight rich southern women in there, looking at me like I was some kind of freak. I could use one now, but I don't want to deal with the stares again. Not sure if there is a place for men only, but I would guess the scene in there would be 1000 times worse, in a much different way.

 
Bucky86 said:
McGarnicle said:
I've gotten a handful of these over my lifetime. Every once in a while I need to get the dead skin shaved off, and it is just a nice relaxing experience.

I went to a place a couple years ago after we moved back to GA. Nothing but uptight rich southern women in there, looking at me like I was some kind of freak. I could use one now, but I don't want to deal with the stares again. Not sure if there is a place for men only, but I would guess the scene in there would be 1000 times worse, in a much different way.
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Maybe your toes were just really bad?
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No, they're glorious like the rest of me.

 
Love 'em. My Viet chick "Wendy" ( :rolleyes: ) is a fine calf-masseuse-lady and is attractive. Fail to see the down side.

 
I wish there could be a combined pedicure place with a legit massage parlor where you could get a quality 1-hour deep tissue massage, followed by a happy ending.

 
3C said:
Had one about a year ago. Wife took me to a couples massage yesterday and I mentioned it might be time for another "toe fixin". Best thing about the pedicure was the girl cut out both of my ingrown toenails. That felt good.
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Until it grows right back. The best way to "cure" an ingrown toenail is to let it grow out. They'll cut back your toenail and you'll keep going back to get it cut back again and again.

 
i agree with this. and after my wife and i got a pedicure, we went home and made love. i had to wear a dress, but at least i was on top. it's about give and take.

 
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