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Playoff thread week 1, day 2: Tim has sad feelings for losing fans (1 Viewer)

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GDB going over to the shark pool for this.

I have a Seattle v. Cincy Super Bowl, which means Cincy loses tomorrow.
GDB going over to the shark pool for this. I have a Seattle v. Cincy Super Bowl, which means Cincy loses tomorrow.

 
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Cincinnati ain't gonna lose tomorrow. Tonight's game interests me, Saints have never won a road playoff game and Eagles are kind of a young team.

 
Watching people get dunked on in the parking lot is pretty much the only reason anyone goes to Bills games anyway. It's certainly not for the quality of the football.

 
Thanks to Mike Mayock for letting us know there's an injury about 30 seconds after the camera has already been on the injured player.

 
Thanks to Mike Mayock for letting us know there's an injury about 30 seconds after the camera has already been on the injured player.
He sucks. It's so fascinating when he lets us know what he does and doesn't have a problem with.

"I don't have a problem with that play call on second and long."

Fantastic, Mike. Keep us updated.

 
Mushnick loves him too:

All these years we saw offensive linemen and tight ends make downfield blocks? That’s not what we saw. Nope. Mike Mayock, Thursday during Seahawks-Cardinals, revealed those are “second-level blocks.”

But for those of us involuntarily enrolled in the NBC/NFLN Mayockian Academy of Advanced Football Terms, it’s time to matriculate.

The basics — “put the ball on the ground” (fumble), “leverage the linebackers” (get open), “going vertical” and “high-pointing the football” (jumping), “running downhill” (running forward) and “throwing vertically” (throwing downfield, not straight up) — have been taught.

Apparently, though, there is no one at NBC or NFL Network inclined to instruct Mayock to cool it, cease giving lectures after every play, and to speak less while speaking more plain football English.
 
While we're among friends here, am I the only one who thinks Eminence is more annoying than Hucks? Hucks' shtick was annoying but occasionally funny. Eminence's shtick is just brutally unfunny.

 
Steve Tasker said:
While we're among friends here, am I the only one who thinks Eminence is more annoying than Hucks? Hucks' shtick was annoying but occasionally funny. Eminence's shtick is just brutally unfunny.
Eminence needs attention. HUCKS managed to grate in far fewer posts.

 
Steve Tasker said:
While we're among friends here, am I the only one who thinks Eminence is more annoying than Hucks? Hucks' shtick was annoying but occasionally funny. Eminence's shtick is just brutally unfunny.
I wasn't around in the old days so for me, LHUCKS was always shtick. The thing about Eminence is that I'm pretty sure he wasn't always shtick. He was just an idiot. Then it seems he realized he was an idiot, and turned it into shtick. That's the part that makes it so cringeworthy.

 
Steve Tasker said:
While we're among friends here, am I the only one who thinks Eminence is more annoying than Hucks? Hucks' shtick was annoying but occasionally funny. Eminence's shtick is just brutally unfunny.
awfuloh and i got dibs on parveen after harts is done with her

 
Steve Tasker said:
While we're among friends here, am I the only one who thinks Eminence is more annoying than Hucks? Hucks' shtick was annoying but occasionally funny. Eminence's shtick is just brutally unfunny.
horrendous.

 

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