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Poopy baby diapers (1 Viewer)

The General

The General

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You are at friend’s place and your baby gets a diaper change of the number 2 variety. Do you package up and take home with you or do you toss in the friend’s trash?

 
Wrap it up in a plastic grocery bag and throw in their trash bin that goes out to the street. I absolutely wouldn't just throw it in a garbage can inside the house.

 
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The General said:
You are at friend’s place and your baby gets a diaper change of the number 2 variety. Do you package up and take home with you or do you toss in the friend’s trash?
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We had a friend over and his four year old son took a dump in his shorts and left it under our bed. Too embarrassed to tell anyone.  It was hilarious when we called them two hours after they left around 10:30pm. They were wondering where his shorts were.

 
playin4beer said:
Ummmmmm... ask?

"Hey, can I toss this in your trash somewhere or would you rather I take it home?"
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Not a big deal but thought this was kind of the universal move. We had just had our garbage picked up so I didn’t want the poopy diaper around for 7 days, I asked them to take it home and his wife gave me a look like I just fart in her face.

 
The General said:
Not a big deal but thought this was kind of the universal move. We had just had our garbage picked up so I didn’t want the poopy diaper around for 7 days, I asked them to take it home and his wife gave me a look like I just fart in her face.
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What do you think people do with poopy diapers that just had the garbage picked up? 

Giving someone a dirty look is worse than what you did so at least you have that going for you.

 
Depending on the friend I might ask or simply toss it in the trashcan and take the trash out to the outside trash can.

I’m with your friends wife on this one. You really made them drive home with a ####ty diaper? 

 
STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
Depending on the friend I might ask or simply toss it in the trashcan and take the trash out to the outside trash can.

I’m with your friends wife on this one. You really made them drive home with a ####ty diaper? 
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I didn’t make them do anything. I thought that they carry around bags or something in the diaper bag along with all the other stuff they travel with. 

We don’t have kids so didn’t occur to me leaving this at someone’s house is what you do. 

My wife was pretty indifferent to the whole thing. My buddy just kind of laughed. 

 
modogg said:
i've tossed in the garbage and if it is like 3/4 full i take it out for them  :bowtie:
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I hadn’t really noticed on the other occasions, probably had all kinds of diapers tossed in my trash I wasn’t aware of :lol:

Know for sure at least one couple took it home with them because they said it was really bad. Pure class those two.

 
The General said:
I didn’t make them do anything. I thought that they carry around bags or something in the diaper bag along with all the other stuff they travel with. 

We don’t have kids so didn’t occur to me leaving this at someone’s house is what you do. 

My wife was pretty indifferent to the whole thing. My buddy just kind of laughed. 
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Yeah, since you don’t have kids I totally understand. It isn’t a major deal. But no, lol, typically us parents throw diapers full of poo in the trash rather than carry them around with us. 

 
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STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
Yeah, since you don’t have kids I totally understand. It isn’t a major deal. But no, lol, typically us parents throw diapers full of poo in the trash rather than carry them around with us. 
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That’s what my buddy was laughing about. They are good friends and his wife is a lawyer and major ball buster so I’m going to hear about this forever I think.

 
The General said:
I didn’t make them do anything. I thought that they carry around bags or something in the diaper bag along with all the other stuff they travel with. 

We don’t have kids so didn’t occur to me leaving this at someone’s house is what you do. 

My wife was pretty indifferent to the whole thing. My buddy just kind of laughed. 
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The kid is not a dog. His mother isn't going around with a pooper scooper.

Sack up and let it hit your trash.

 
Fascinating what non-parents think that parents pack with them. 

Like we have some kind of space-program like poop container in that diaper bag. 

 
What’s wrong with letting the kid fester in his own filth until you can get home? Kid shouldn’t be ####ting his pants. 

 
mr roboto said:
Fascinating what non-parents think that parents pack with them. 

Like we have some kind of space-program like poop container in that diaper bag. 
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A ziplock bag is too much?

 
It’s funny. I’d rather have somebody tell me they’d prefer me to bring it home, because i’d never in a million years expect someone to say it. But, I’d laugh at you and call you a weirdo.

 
The General said:
A ziplock bag is too much?
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Personally, I use the ziplock bag to bring my own bowel movements home from friend’s houses. 

When I felt my kid was about to go to the bathroom inside a friend’s house—and I watched like a hawk, ready to spring into action—I would scoop her up and run her into the middle of the nearest forest. It’s important to get to the dead on balls accurate center of the forest. Crucial.

Once there, I would hold her above the ground, and speak the sacred ritual while she did her business. The woodland creatures sometimes challenged me at that point, but that was ok. The power of the ritual, you know. Once done, I’d bury the leavings, and run from the forest, never to look back. Never. 

:D

 
The Football Freak said:
Personally, I use the ziplock bag to bring my own bowel movements home from friend’s houses. 

When I felt my kid was about to go to the bathroom inside a friend’s house—and I watched like a hawk, ready to spring into action—I would scoop her up and run her into the middle of the nearest forest. It’s important to get to the dead on balls accurate center of the forest. Crucial.

Once there, I would hold her above the ground, and speak the sacred ritual while she did her business. The woodland creatures sometimes challenged me at that point, but that was ok. The power of the ritual, you know. Once done, I’d bury the leavings, and run from the forest, never to look back. Never. 

:D
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Well that’s just crazy.

 
Oddly enough, I saw this thread, "poopy baby diapers," and then the thread underneath was "your go-to egg hiding places."  Answered, and asked.

 
We carry a roll of dog waste bags in our diaper bag that we put used diapers in when necessary.  In the fact pattern, I'd probably put it in the dog waste bag before putting in the trash.  But I mostly don't bring my kid over to friends' places that don't themselves have kids because I don't think they have the baby-proofing required.  If I'm meeting up with them, it's usually over at our place or out at a restaurant.  But I don't think they'd make me carry around a poopy diaper, at least. 

 
Don Quixote said:
We carry a roll of dog waste bags in our diaper bag that we put used diapers in when necessary.  In the fact pattern, I'd probably put it in the dog waste bag before putting in the trash.  But I mostly don't bring my kid over to friends' places that don't themselves have kids because I don't think they have the baby-proofing required.  If I'm meeting up with them, it's usually over at our place or out at a restaurant.  But I don't think they'd make me carry around a poopy diaper, at least. 
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First child?

 
Don Quixote said:
We carry a roll of dog waste bags in our diaper bag that we put used diapers in when necessary.  In the fact pattern, I'd probably put it in the dog waste bag before putting in the trash.  But I mostly don't bring my kid over to friends' places that don't themselves have kids because I don't think they have the baby-proofing required.  If I'm meeting up with them, it's usually over at our place or out at a restaurant.  But I don't think they'd make me carry around a poopy diaper, at least. 
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This is what I’m talking about. Well done, Mr. Quixote. A little plastic bag to put the biohazard in. This is easy. Not a folded up diaper that will slowly unfold and ooze all over the place over the course of a week. I think this is progress.

 
Don Quixote said:
It is, though the baby proofing is mostly for my friends' (or my pocket book's) benefit, as the concern relates more to him knocking over some glass vase or something.
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First child, you carry all kinds of gear and are always on the lookout for any potential hazard that might befall the child. After that, not so much. I have child number four, just turned 2 and still in diapers. If I'm out and she needs a change I go back to my car and rummage through it for a diaper and wipes. Last time this happened, she got wiped down with baby wipes that were dry as a bone and put in a diaper that was a size too small. 

I remember wiping down every cart the first child went into with a disenfectant wipe or hand sanitizer until I got one of those cloth things that shielded him from all that could be on the cart handle. Children 2-4 never got that cloth thing (no idea where it is) nor do we bother with the wipes or the hand sanitizer. Don't worry. A few more months under your belt and you start to relax on this stuff and that is actually good for the child. Hang in there. 

 
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