Porta Potty-Worst place on earth? (1 Viewer)

[tom22406]

So about 5-6 years ago at BBQfest this guy met a girl on the "dancefloor". Within 30 mins he took her to the porta potty and ####ed her... in the ###.... in the porta potty. Next year they showed up at the booth... married.

True story.

Which FBG was it?

If you say Krista I may puke.

 

[Mad Cow]

Man in the Yellow Hat agrees. Steve, on the other hand, does not concur.

 

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So about 5-6 years ago at BBQfest this guy met a girl on the "dancefloor". Within 30 mins he took her to the porta potty and ####ed her... in the ###.... in the porta potty. Next year they showed up at the booth... married.

True story.

Which FBG was it?

If you say Krista I may puke.

Not an FBG sadly.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ive never used these for a duece at any large event. Ive done #2 on a cobstruction site in one with only a handful of people using them. If you have to go bad enough you dont really care where as long as it gets done.

The one time I was on a job without one I pooped in the woods and got poison ivy on my thighs and butt, so I dont think they are bad given the alternatives.

 

[mquinnjr]

Not to mention how it feels like it's 150 degrees inside, no matter what the outside temperature.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Not to mention how it feels like it's 150 degrees inside, no matter what the outside temperature.

Thats radiant heat from the poo

 

[pantagrapher]

Having pooped in wilderness toilets in the Boundary Waters during a hot, humid, bad mosquito year, port-a-potties are a luxurious escape.

 

[glock]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I hope one day I have the chance to tip one over with someone I dislike inside.

What would be the legal repercussions for this?

 

[tom22406]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

 

[rockaction]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

In my world, introduction of foreign agents that don't kill me...well, you know the rest.

 

[Steve Tasker]

The morning dump around 9AM at music festivals is the worst. The look on all the hungover dejected faces of kids waiting in long lines carrying their own toilet paper eager to empty their bowels in a sweltering hot overflowing portapotty... horrifying.

Yeah, but the 6:30 AM freshly-cleaned ones are glorious, especially when you're still drunk and went to bed at 5.

 

[glock]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

Unpack that a little for me. I line the seat with tp and do my business, then swipe that tp into the abyss. You come in after me and should hover why again??

 

[dozer]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

You're a delicate flower.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Last thing I would ever want is to use a port a potty after a guy named Dozer.

 

[glock]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

You're a delicate flower.

I wonder what he then does with his shoes...

 

[tom22406]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

Unpack that a little for me. I line the seat with tp and do my business, then swipe that tp into the abyss. You come in after me and should hover why again??

If everybody does this it would be fine but they don't.A thin layer of tp just doesn't cut it for me to keep my ### away from yours and everbody else's.

I'm kinda surprised more prople don't use the hover method,especially at a porta potty that has been abused all day long by numerous people.

And just to answer the other question brought up a good hosing down of the shoes when I first get the chance does the trick.

 

[glock]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

Unpack that a little for me. I line the seat with tp and do my business, then swipe that tp into the abyss. You come in after me and should hover why again??

If everybody does this it would be fine but they don't.A thin layer of tp just doesn't cut it for me to keep my ### away from yours and everbody else's.

I'm kinda surprised more prople don't use the hover method,especially at a porta potty that has been abused all day long by numerous people.

And just to answer the other question brought up a good hosing down of the shoes when I first get the chance does the trick.

Good luck out there. And keep working those quads- you'll need them.

 

[tom22406]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

Unpack that a little for me. I line the seat with tp and do my business, then swipe that tp into the abyss. You come in after me and should hover why again??

If everybody does this it would be fine but they don't.A thin layer of tp just doesn't cut it for me to keep my ### away from yours and everbody else's.

I'm kinda surprised more prople don't use the hover method,especially at a porta potty that has been abused all day long by numerous people.

And just to answer the other question brought up a good hosing down of the shoes when I first get the chance does the trick.

Good luck out there. And keep working those quads- you'll need them.

Well thankfully I don't need to use them very often in life so I have that going for me.

And I also know that not much I do in the #### hole that is the porta potty can ever take away all of the germs and bacteria in those things but I will do my best to avoid touching them as much as possible.

 

[randall146]

Compare them with how they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago and you'd feel differently. These days they're pretty well ventilated, have a urinal area, have better air fresheners, and usually (around these parts anyway) come with an antibacterial lotion dispenser. Usually the urinal will do, but if you need to sit, wipe the seat down with antibacterial and you're good to go.

Heck, some of them even have a fan to cool it off a little.

I'm solidly in the pro-portajohn camp.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Compare them with how they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago and you'd feel differently. These days they're pretty well ventilated, have a urinal area, have better air fresheners, and usually (around these parts anyway) come with an antibacterial lotion dispenser. Usually the urinal will do, but if you need to sit, wipe the seat down with antibacterial and you're good to go.

Heck, some of them even have a fan to cool it off a little.

I'm solidly in the pro-portajohn camp.

What were they like 30+ years ago?

 

[glock]

Compare them with how they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago and you'd feel differently. These days they're pretty well ventilated, have a urinal area, have better air fresheners, and usually (around these parts anyway) come with an antibacterial lotion dispenser. Usually the urinal will do, but if you need to sit, wipe the seat down with antibacterial and you're good to go.

Heck, some of them even have a fan to cool it off a little.

I'm solidly in the pro-portajohn camp.

What were they like 30+ years ago?

:shudder:

 

[randall146]

Compare them with how they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago and you'd feel differently. These days they're pretty well ventilated, have a urinal area, have better air fresheners, and usually (around these parts anyway) come with an antibacterial lotion dispenser. Usually the urinal will do, but if you need to sit, wipe the seat down with antibacterial and you're good to go.

Heck, some of them even have a fan to cool it off a little.

I'm solidly in the pro-portajohn camp.

What were they like 30+ years ago?

they didn't have modern sanitation tech such as ventilation, air freshener, and getting pumped out or cleaned:hardtimes:

 

[MC Gas Money]

Compare them with how they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago and you'd feel differently. These days they're pretty well ventilated, have a urinal area, have better air fresheners, and usually (around these parts anyway) come with an antibacterial lotion dispenser. Usually the urinal will do, but if you need to sit, wipe the seat down with antibacterial and you're good to go.

Heck, some of them even have a fan to cool it off a little.

I'm solidly in the pro-portajohn camp.

What were they like 30+ years ago?

they didn't have modern sanitation tech such as ventilation, air freshener, and getting pumped out or cleaned:hardtimes:

Never cleaned?

After they were done did they just let the wilderness take them back?

 

[Das Boot]

Compare them with how they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago and you'd feel differently. These days they're pretty well ventilated, have a urinal area, have better air fresheners, and usually (around these parts anyway) come with an antibacterial lotion dispenser. Usually the urinal will do, but if you need to sit, wipe the seat down with antibacterial and you're good to go.

Heck, some of them even have a fan to cool it off a little.

I'm solidly in the pro-portajohn camp.

What were they like 30+ years ago?

Back then it used to cost a nickle to use Porta Pottys, which doesn't sound like a lot until you remember that minimum wage was 25 cents an hour, so it was a tough choice sometimes.

And back then the seats were usually made out of splintery wood, so if you hovered and lost your balance, it usually meant a trip to the emergency room.

Times were rough, man.

 

[fatness]

Having pooped in wilderness toilets in the Boundary Waters during a hot, humid, bad mosquito year, port-a-potties are a luxurious escape.

Nothing grows flies like a BWCA "toilet".

 

[MC Gas Money]

Compare them with how they were 10, 20, and 30 years ago and you'd feel differently. These days they're pretty well ventilated, have a urinal area, have better air fresheners, and usually (around these parts anyway) come with an antibacterial lotion dispenser. Usually the urinal will do, but if you need to sit, wipe the seat down with antibacterial and you're good to go.

Heck, some of them even have a fan to cool it off a little.

I'm solidly in the pro-portajohn camp.

What were they like 30+ years ago?

Back then it used to cost a nickle to use Porta Pottys, which doesn't sound like a lot until you remember that minimum wage was 25 cents an hour, so it was a tough choice sometimes.

And back then the seats were usually made out of splintery wood, so if you hovered and lost your balance, it usually meant a trip to the emergency room.

Times were rough, man.

Im still curious about them never being cleaned. When they no longer needed one what did they do with it?

 

[Tom Servo]

I have a bum back, so trying to maneuver in those torture chambers puts me at risk of putting my back out. IN THERE. I always seek out the handicapped porta potty if at all possible. Much more room to set up shop.

As for those of you who insist on hovering or can't control those fire hoses of yours? #### you.

The more people I hear about not hovering is even more reason for me to hover.

Even with the seat lined with tp no way my ### is touching that.

Unpack that a little for me. I line the seat with tp and do my business, then swipe that tp into the abyss. You come in after me and should hover why again??

It doesn't matter; germs can leap 5 feet. IOW, Tommy is screwed even by hovering.

 

[Wrigley]

Wife dropped her revo sunglasses in a porta john once. Her girlfriend didn't miss a beat in heading into the john, ripping the seat off, swirling the water/poop around exposing the glasses so she could reach down to grab them.

That was 10 years ago. We still have the sunglasses, although she has never worn them again.