Public Sack Adjusting (1 Viewer)

[Al O'Pecia]

My wife thinks I'm an animal because when I have to adjust the ol' bean bag in public I just do it right there in the open. She doesn't fully appreciate the dire need to adjust when your pants pinch or when the bag gets stuck to your upper thigh. She thinks it's completely unnecessary for me to adjust in public, and if I absolutely must adjust then I should find a private location. I tell her that all men and most sane women understand the need to adjust, and it's really no biggie to do a public adjustment.

What says the FFA?

 

[Raider Nation]

AKA "the Sabathia"...

 

[The Big Guy]

Next time she grabs at her straps or gives one of the girls a boost, remind her how inappropriate that it too. Hope she has a rack or this won't help you.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Next time she grabs at her straps or gives one of the girls a boost, remind her how inappropriate that it too. Hope she has a rack or this won't help you.

Not the same......But if she pulls her panties out of her junk...now we're talking

 

[eoMMan]

Suck it up, you pig.

 

[Tick]

Situational... I've done most of those. Know your audience, though.

 

[Tick]

I'm picturing the Kevin James bit on underwear-in-crack adjustment... great bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwrFPrXhvmg

 

[mr roboto]

Shake one leg. Gets them unstuck. I let my wife in on this little trick and she swears to see it all the time now.

 

[dozer]

I just do "the clacker" a couple of times and it frees things up.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I have my wife take care of it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have my wife take care of it.

Me too.

Your wife adjusts my sack on demand.

 

[Raider Nation]

I have my wife take care of it.

Me too.

Your wife adjusts my sack on demand.

http://www.snappypixels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oh-no-you-didnt-2.jpeg

 

[chauncey]

I do this sometimes when running, just reach all the way in and set things free. I always wonder if the cars approaching me think I'm beating off.

 

[Widbil83]

I have the husband take care it.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I just bend at the waist a little, stare at my crotch, and give them a sudden and sharp "GET IT TOGETHER!"

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I'm picturing the Kevin James bit on underwear-in-crack adjustment... great bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwrFPrXhvmg

LOLThat's "The Nadal", though. We're talking exclusively about "The Sabathia".

 

[chauncey]

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