Question about breakfast sandwiches (1 Viewer)

[skol asylum]

I feel this thread is missing the most important question about breakfast sandwiches, which is why these glorious concoctions are designated with a name that implies it is fit only as a first-meal-of-the-day-repast.

If I had my druthers, I'd be eating a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich every 1/2 hour through my waking hours. As it stands right now, all I get is boldly shamed by nomenclature when I quite reasonably choose to scarf them down at noon, as a pre-dinner warm-up, when I'm huddled in a cold alley at 3 AM, or really anytime outside of the hours between 6-10 AM.

They should just be sandwiches. Or Ambrosia of the Gods, if you want something a little more distinguished. 

Or K-19: The Widow Maker.

 

[boom king]

Are you saying biscuits don’t have an identifiable top and/or bottom?

Not all of them. 

 

[RokNRole]

Not all of them. 

Was one side flatter and darker than the other?

 

[boom king]

Was one side flatter and darker than the other?

What if they give you 2 biscuit tops on your sandwich? How do you hold it?

 

[skol asylum]

What if they give you 2 biscuit tops on your sandwich? How do you hold it?

In your hand, between your figures and thumb. Horizontally.

 

[Rustoleum]

What if they give you 2 biscuit tops on your sandwich? How do you hold it?

Between your teeth.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Ham or sausage on the bottom, then the egg, then the cheese.  If the meat is bacon then it is egg on the bottom, then cheese, then bacon.  Bacon is always closest to the palate.

THIS is the only acceptable answer unless you are adding extra cheese slices. 

 

[RokNRole]

What if they give you 2 biscuit tops on your sandwich? How do you hold it?

I tilt it sideways

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What if they give you 2 biscuit tops on your sandwich? How do you hold it?

between your knees. 

 

[RUSF18]

Ham or sausage on the bottom, then the egg, then the cheese.  If the meat is bacon then it is egg on the bottom, then cheese, then bacon.  Bacon is always closest to the palate.

Wouldn't you want the bacon closer to the taste buds on your tongue?

Frankly we should be eating pizza upside down for the same reason.

 

[boom king]

Ok thanks guys. I think I have this figured out. 

 

[boom king]

Wouldn't you want the bacon closer to the taste buds on your tongue?

Frankly we should be eating pizza upside down for the same reason.

Pizza is all about the crust and sauce. 

 

[RUSF18]

Pizza is all about the crust and sauce. 

As part of the final outcome on its quality, sure. But are you trying to tell me the very first thing you want to taste is the plain underside of baked bread?

 

[Ned]

McDonalds 

What kind of biscuit does not have a discernible top and bottom?

 

[Ned]

Try it on a kaiser roll next time; highly underrated.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Another variation is Texas Toast.

https://www.google.com/search?q=texas+toast&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjGqI7G3pnbAhVm4IMKHdjbAhAQ_AUICigB&biw=1280&bih=929#imgrc=aqJGEr0D7DV8hM:&spf=1527006540941

 

[Epic Problem]

Props for nobody saying these should be served on a kaiser roll

There's always one...... 

Try it on a kaiser roll next time; highly underrated.

 

[boom king]

Try it in a baseball helmet

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Just saw a McDonalds commercial for the sausage, egg & cheese.

Biscuit

Egg

Sausage

Cheese

Biscuit

The above is how it was constructed.

Is this listed top-to-bottom or bottom-to-top?

 

[Chemical X]

Is this listed top-to-bottom or bottom-to-top?

top down, like you are looking at it