Great stuff this weekend!!!!!
Tri-man: Categorized race stalking has taken this to a new, very impressive level. I'd love to take #9837 for a mini-van "ride"
2Young: Awesome race and report.

at the slow start. The dude was likely just jealous of how awesome the 2XU's look, which is why he bothered you.
Ivan: Great half, especially in those conditions = Awesome!
Wraith: I can't wait to read your full race report. That tracker is amazingly cool. I'd LOVE to have had one for my near drowning in my last tri. You could have watched 50 little dots (and the one big one that took me under) swample" (swim/trample) me while my little dot just hovered for 3 minutes.
PmBrown: Great that you got your runs in! You likely need to take an extra gu prior to start, and certainly need to take more during the run. If you are averaging 9:00 minute miles'ish, you should be taking a gu approx. every 4.5 miles (miles 6 and 12 = too much time between nutrition), or every 40 minutes or less.
D-Horse: nice 13 miler!
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My race/ride report:
The buddy that I was doing the ride with informed me the night before (after we'd had a couple beers) that he didn't think he could do the full 65 miles, and wanted to do the 45 mile course instead. I didn't care too much, though the 65 would have been a decent tune up for me for HHH at the end of this month. This change in plans did allow me to drink a couple extra tasty beverages before heading home to tuck my girls into bed, and then pack and get my bike ready (in bed at 11:00 pm).
My alarm went off at 3:15 am, as we had a long drive to get to the starting line. I got my bathroom business done, and got showered, hydrated and ready by 3:45 am (when the sitter was supposed to be there). At 4:00 am, I called her, and she had overslept. She rushed over and was at my home by 4:15. My buddy had his bike loaded onto my car, and we drove fast and furious to get to the race sight at 6:45, for a 7:30 start. The first thing I noticed was that there were very few people there (maybe 300 max). A great DJ pumped us up with music, and the gun went off right on time.
I rode with my buddy for the first 3 miles and told him I wanted to chase the lead group, and wanted him to try to stay on my wheel if he could. He said he'd try, and I took off after the wheel of a gorgeous tri-bike, that happened to have a gorgeous female riding atop it. I caught her wheel (and the view) within 200 yards, but my buddy didn't stay with me. I decided to sit on her wheel for a bit (averaging 23 mph'ish), then took off after another group (of 3) that was passing her. I took over the lead of that group after a couple of miles, and lost the other 3, as I then chased the lead group. I got to the lead group (4 people) and took 2 pulls (a mile apiece) when they peeled off for the 65 mile ride, and I was stuck on the 45 mile

I decided to go back and get my buddy, as the course was extremely hilly, and I figured he'd be struggling.
When I found him, he was doing great! He was surrounded by people, but wasn't doing any drafting. I tried to help him out, and he finally got comfortable on my wheel and we were cruising along after about 3 miles he was wearing down, and told me to go ahead as he didn't want to slow me down, or burn out. I told him I'd race to the next rest stop and wait for him. I did just that. It was only 3 miles ahead, but I passed quite a few people, and ended up pulling three gals on tri-bikes into the rest area. One (Tammy), let me know she'd never ridden on hills like this, and asked if I'd pull her the rest of the way. Considering that her looks were mini-van worthy, I politely accepted her request. My buddy arrived at the rest stop soon after, and the three of us took off. Around mile 25 my buddy was slowing down, and again told me (us) to go ahead. I also learned during this stretch that Tammy was a bit annoying, and liked to talk way to much. Had she not looked so good in lycra, I would have dropped her, but visually, she was inspiring.
She lived off my wheel on all flats and downhills, and I lost her on all uphills (waited at the top). There were three hills in which I was able to top 40 mph which was a nice rush. We also went through a 12 mile stretch not seeing anyone else, and also didn't see ONE sign. I was pretty sure we were on course, but there was some doubt. We were, but I didn't like not knowing. I called my buddy while waiting at the top of one hill, to see if he wanted me to come back and get him. He said he was doing great, and to get a beer ready for him at the finish. The rest of the route was fairly flat in comparison, so I hauled butt the rest of the way. When we got to where I thought the finish line was (at the Intertube sponsor's place) supposed to be, there was no signage and no officials or officers (every previous turn had somebody at it). Tammy and I split up driving around the huge parking lot to look for the finish. She waved my toward her, as she saw the finish line. As she crossed it, the same DJ from the start was there and announced; and the winner of the first annual Shammies and Koozies race is "Tammy"

My name was announced shortly after, and I was quite happy to find a cooler full of free beer with my name on it. I called my buddy to tell him where the finish was, and he was there approximately 7 minutes later (8th person in). It wasn't too much longer when the 65 mile riders (the real "winners") started coming in.
We then enjoyed the "free" beer, and amazing BBQ, prior to starting the second leg of the "race". We got on toobs, and floated the river for the next two hours, with a cooler of beer, that kept getting lighter as we watched as many bikinis as we could.
In all, my Garmin said I averaged only 18.1 mph, but with the hills, and a few sprints that I did, I felt like I got a great workout. Overall a great day!
Edited to add, that the temps were in the 90's for the ride, and over 100 for the float; and the whole course was basically straight into the wind, as it was a one way trip.