Hi All! I haven't had any time to catch up with what's going on in here, but I know I'm proud and inspired by all of you! I've been out for approximately a month.
RAGBRAI was EPIC!! It was literally Mardi Gras on wheels. I'd like to give a complete ride report, but it would make a Poppa post look like a single smiley. In all I completed just over 500 miles over the 7 days. We had back to back days with the temps hitting 108 and 109 degrees. The 109 degree day had 3,600 feet of climbing spread out over 87 miles; with the vast majority into a strong head wind. That day was some actual work (2 of our group had to SAG), the rest of the ride was literally just one HUGE party.
A typical day:
6:00 am = wake up and have a beer

and get one water bottle full of water, the other with Whip Cream Vodka and Gatorade
7:00 am; everyone (5 buddies) have our bowels emptied, spandex on, and Butt-Buttr applied = Roll out with hangovers
7:45 am; We've ridden a very slow 10 miles and stop at the first town for a HUGE breakfast (breakfast burrito the size of my daughter's head) and a beer; somebody also needs to drop another deuce so it takes awhile. I notice my Gatorade bottle is empty, but my water bottle hasn't been touched.
8:15 We roll out as a group. First big hill I notice the rest of the group is well-behind. I then race toward the next town/party. Whoops, a farmer has a slip n Slide and a free beer sign in his lawn. I stop; slip n slide, drink a beer, slip n slide again and notice my friends have also stopped. I watch them slip n slide and have another beer waiting for them.
9:30 We roll out as a group. First big hill I lose the group and speed ahead to the next town/party. I find the Beer Garten, find a group of female riders and dance with them and our spandex while having a beer. 15 minutes later, my buddies show up and we eat pork chops on a stick while rejoicing the greatness of meat and sticks.
10:30 We roll out as a group. Having already ridden 10 miles (in only 2.5 hours) we know we are WELL ahead of pace. Another hill = I sprint ahead. Local farm has a sign for 2 eggs on a stick for $1. Cannot pass it up. I pull in, and actually drink some of my water. I get back on my bike and speed ahead to the next town. I pass 6 guys dressed as Elvis; 12 Girls dressed as Bat Girl, 3 old guys dressed as Flamingos with pink Boas, and a dude doing the whole ride on his skateboard.
11:00 I arrive at the daily "Meeting town" (= Only place the drivers/friends are allowed on the course to meet up with a team). I find David (our driver, who is Vodka Dave's son) at our truck pulling our popup camper. We have a beer together, and we walk into town which is an all-out party everywhere you look. A DJ has music blaring, and there are 1,000's of people dancing in the street, wearing spandex-laden costumes. I get David lunch and we have a beer together. The County "Popcorn Queen" and her court are there. David and I get pictures with them. The group catches up with us, and we have more beers and I have a second lunch at one of the 50+ vendors that have set up shop in a town of 700 people. Once their lunch is done, the rest of the group takes off ahead, staying on task. David and I stop to firt with the BatGirls, who share their Boons Farm with us. I then go back to the truck, fill my water bottle and get another Vodka/Gatorade prepared.
12:45 I role out. I'm a bit wobbly, but ok. I find a three person pace line and catch it. We are flying at approx 29-33 MPH. I take one pull, then notice that the Margaritaville Van is parked in a vacant field. I stop and find my group there drinking margarita's. I gladly join them. Team Booty (6 girls who wear thongs over their spandex has a bat, and ask me to do a
Louisville Slugger. I gladly do, and hurt my left shoulder a bit as I take a major digger. I don't mind as I now am on the ground with 6 thong'ed girls helping me up.
2:00 We roll out as a group. First hill, I sprint ahead to the next town. I get there and notice the beer garten is a bit quiet. I fill up my water bottle which is now empty, and roll toward the next town.
2:45 I ride next to three gorgeous females all blinged out, with glitter on all exposed skin. I offer them some of my very warm Vodka/Gatorade, and they pass the water bottle around. They tell me that two of them got matching nipple tattoos for the ride. I said awesome, and asked them what they were of. In order for me to be better evaluate precisely what it was, the prettiest of the group gently pulled her pink sports bra down and showed me a gorgeous spider web that has been inked around her erect nipple. I was very impressed. I asked if the other person's was identical, and she said I'd have to take my word for it.
3:30; Me and the girls roll into the next town! This is an unincorporated town, that now looks like a large city block party. Prior to the entrance to the town there is a Zumba class being taught by one hot instructor, with the only 6 women in the town capable of doing zumba. It is not pretty, but certainly worth seeing. Right at the entrance to the town are the local H.S. cheerleaders doing RAGBRAI cheers. They also have all their fire engines out, a DJ blaring, and at least 4,000 people dancing in the streets. I have the girls take a picture of me with the Cheerleaders. We then head to the party. We play a game of flip cup with the Bat girls, and a team of Northwestern University students. I get a text from our group, and they just got into town! I tell them where we are, and they join us for a beer.
5:30 We roll out together as a group. 65 miles done in 10.5 hours = right on schedule! We have just 12 more to go. Four miles in there is another slip n slide. We all slide about 5 times, pet the farmer's pet raccoon, drink a couple beers and roll on.
6:00 We roll out together as a group. 3 more miles in, there is a farmer who with homemade ice cream. We all stop and it is delicious. We call ahead to David to learn that he has set up the camper and gives us directions to it.
6:30 We roll out and complete our last 5 miles and arrive at camp about 7:15. We take public showers at the fairgrounds and head out for a quick dinner. We have two beers at our campsite, prior to turning in for the night at 10:30; to get ready to do it all over again the next day!
Of note:
EVERY town we went to was a great party. It seemed the smaller the town, the bigger the party.
Many of the farms we passed had beers/beverages/pies/cookies etc. for the riders.
We were in the minority by not having costumes.
Iowa is NOT flat.
I did a 7 mile stretch with 2 other riders, doing .5 mile pulls at over 32 MPH (it was freaking awesome).
Dipping the bike into the Mississippi at the end was awesome.
The Counting Crows played for all the riders on Wednesday night.
We will definitely be doing this ride again.
I gained 4 lbs. while riding 500+ miles in 7 days, in that heat.