2016 Rock the Parkway Race Report
Woke up this morning to 34 degrees and no wind, which for me is the optimal temperature for running. Had my usual breakfast of a piece of toast with peanut butter and half a banana. Took a real nice dump, and minutes before I left, had a feeble attempt at a second one. Left the house on time, but not sure how my stomach really felt.
As I'm driving to the race at 6:30, the only cars on the highway are people like me - driving to a race on a cold spring morning. You can always tell that runners are in those cars as we jockey for position on the highway like a NASCAR race. As I'm driving, I'm thinking about a lot of things, mainly how I'm going to navigate my way through both the mental and physical challenges. I start thinking about the mental parts: who I am going to hate, what type of report I wanted to write, and whether or not I was going to be a big #####. So I settled on a mantra as I started parking the car, I came up with: "Don't be a ##### and hate the report you are going to have to write later." My secondary mantra was: "Find a nice female ### and run behind it."
So I line up between the 1:45 pace group and the 1:50 pace group, with the idea that I'm just going to see how I feel after a couple of miles.
This first 3 mile stretch has an early decline but then goes into a long incline that finishes right at mile three or so:
Mile 1: 8:23 Pace. HR 158
Mile 2:8:24 Pace. HR 174
Mile 3: 8:27 Pace. HR 177
At this point I have my 1/2 Marathon 101 dumb dumb moment: "Hey Chief, how about you kick ### on the downhills and back off on the uphills just a tick?"

So that's what I did.
Mile 4: 7:43 Pace. HR 176
Mile 5: 8:02 Pace. HR 177
Mile 6: 8:08 Pace. HR 175
Mile 7: 8:01 Pace. HR 176
This is where my trouble hilly section comes into play. I've talked about this section, and this is where I usually lose it on this course. Not today. This stretch starts at mile 8 and ends with a peak 2.7 miles later. I knew if I could get past mile 10 and feeling good I would be in good shape. Up until now, I didn't even feel like I was working overly hard.
Mile 8: 8:25 Pace. HR 177
Mile 9: 8:15 Pace. HR 177
Mile 10: 8:12 Pace. HR 176
It's ####### on now. This race is my #####. As soon as I crested that hill, I knew I was strong and ready to close this ##### out.
Mile 11: 8:24 Pace. HR 176
Mile 12: 8:06 Pace. HR 176
I looked at my watch at mile 12 and saw 1:38, and I freaking went. This is all downhill at this point, so I went as hard as I could. About 100 yards out there was a guy about 30 yards ahead of me, and all I can think of was: " I hate you and I'm gonna run your ### down." (Thanks Ned).

And I caught and passed him about 10 yards from the line.
Mile 13.1: 7:36 Pace. HR 176
Once I crossed the line, I looked at my watch almost in disbelief. I got home and confirmed by chip time, and here it is gentlemen:
1:46:51. A new PR by 3 minutes!
Anyway, thanks all for the pep talks. I honestly can't believe the time, considering where I thought my fitness was going in. But Hang10 was right - there is more in there. And I thought of that a lot today. And to be honest, I left at least a minute out there, maybe more.
A breakthrough race for sure. Wow.