And/or their sons are now in the bigs long enough to sign a big FA contract.When the guys you had on some of your original fantasy baseball teams back in the early 90s are now getting into the hall of fame.
Why? That's crazy talk.I want to get to the airport at least 3 hours before my flight takes off.
That in itself makes me feel old tooNow being old enough to be fathers of MLB...umpires.
Exhibit A last night: 28-year-old rookie umpire Brennan Miller, who tossed Yankees’ manager Aaron Boone last night, but also victimized by an all-time tirade due to his bad calls behind the plate (beware NSFW profanity)
https://twitter.com/jomboy_/status/1151971547147583488?s=21
If you remember the episodes from prime time, then you are old.I’m watching CHiPs
I doIf you remember the episodes from prime time, then you are old.
Yeah, my vertical is measured in millimeters these days.My knees are shot. I can't jump at all anymore, not even a little bit. Sprinting, stopping and changing directions is very difficult and requires a solid 20 minutes of warm up before it is even possible.
I tried Pramipexole (yes, I did have to look up the spelling - I'm old) for a while with mixed success. You have to take it every night, just in case (my RL is infrequent), and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I usually end up walking into the next room and stretching my calves while having deep conversations with the cat, and that takes care of it.Good point ...I'll check on that, thanks. (Topic is restless legs. No, not that 'leg.')
This. The balancing act, like a pro golfer lining up to putt. "OK, got it. Ready? Now, rotate in place...there you go! Now, go get 'em!"Takes me longer to get up from where I am sitting or laying. The longer I am down, the longer it takes me to get up. It hurts so much now. I make old man sounds while doing so. Once I'm up, I have to make sure my balance and strength are all there so I can then move to where I am going. I'm 46. Sucks.
Everything on me hurts, except for my left shoulder. I'm not kidding. My left shoulder is the mvp of my body right now. The hero.
2 weeks in and I thought I was in the clear but this ish just isn't going away. Finally scheduled some physical therapy, which I guess can't hurt.I'll get right to the point: I threw my back out reaching down to flush the toilet on Sunday afternoon. Like BAD.
I took 4 ibuprofen after I did it and it had no effect.
It was to the point where I considered going to the emergency room... the pain was that bad.
Ended up going to my doctor on Monday and they prescribed muscle relaxers, high-dose ibuprofen and (thank God) pain pills. Also got an x-ray. That was fun.
So I've been hopped up on multiple drugs the past day or so, and while it still hurts when I get in/out of bed or have to bend over, I'm better than I was on Sunday night.
So what are some random things you've noticed lately that prove that you are, in fact, an old geezer?
I went to one that had both a mother and daughter as dancers. On top of that the daughter was 5 months pregnant. Have not since checked back on granny & company.I went to a strip club in Cleveland and was talking with one of the girls. I asked if all the girls got together for health insurance or if there was some kind of group option.
Happened to me a few months back. Called the water company immediately to find out who authorized raising the water level at our residence.Old man achievement: UNLOCKED
several months ago I was taking a dump and my sack touched the water for the first time in my life. Slap it high?
Phrasing.just can't clear that fairway bunker anymore. finally got me some old-man shafts.
"Oh, I guess you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" -- Adam WestTalking comic books/movies with a young guy at work.
Him: Who was your favorite Batman?
Me: Michael Keaton
Him, looking puzzled: Which one was he in?
Me, looking puzzled: What do you mean?
Him: Was he in the Christian Bale or Ben Affleck one?
Me: No, Micheal Keaton WAS Batman.
Him: What? When?
Not only had he never seen the Batman from the 80s, he didn't even know it existed.
I thought the same thing. That is a total old man move. "Grandpa, do you want an icepack?" "I don't need some fancy crap when a good old bag of peas will work just fine, whippersnapper."buying frozen peas to ice your knees instead of using, you know, ice packs
And how old are you?Sometimes I still prefer the bags of peas. They are easy to form around your knee, where as sometimes and ice pack just lays across a certain part, not even contacting the part that needs it.
“As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth, kid.”And how old are you?
Yep, it's the reason I got the peas instead of ice packs. Don't hate on me Sheik, I'm a young 43Sometimes I still prefer the bags of peas. They are easy to form around your knee, where as sometimes and ice pack just lays across a certain part, not even contacting the part that needs it.
Have you ever broken a couple of toes on an Ottoman?I bump into stuff at least once a day.
My smooth and fast moves have been replaced by klutziness. (oh yeah, klutz is an old term, too)
Yep, it's the reason I got the peas instead of ice packs. Don't hate on me Sheik, I'm a young 43
Not yet, but give it time.Have you ever broken a couple of toes on an Ottoman?
My 8yo called my dog a "big lummox" the other day. I had to have him repeat it to make sure I heard it right. Asked him where he heard it... Calvin and Hobbes.I bump into stuff at least once a day.
My smooth and fast moves have been replaced by klutziness. (oh yeah, klutz is an old term, too)
Sleep before 11 pm, even on weekends..
Yep. Several times this year I've thought "Oh, I'm gonna drink and have a blast tonight!" only to have one drink and fall asleep at 10.sometimes, now, i forget to drink completely
It is pretty amazing how many millennials simply suck at communication. Well educated people who struggle to hold a conversation. They are good with online marketing though.Saying "Good Morning" to the office when walking in and only receiving a "Good Morning" back from the 50 something person.
The young 20 something, with no social skills like a lot of youngsters these days, doesn't say a peep.
Yes. Yes I have. Twice.Have you ever broken a couple of toes on an Ottoman?
I think they're called Turks.Have you ever broken a couple of toes on an Ottoman?