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[skol asylum]

Sorry, this is Kelly. Are you Ana from Cali Travel Agency?

Wrong number

sorry, I think I called the wrong number, sorry to bother you.

No problem

Thank you, it's always good to have friends. My name is Kelly, what should I call you?

My name is Inigo Montoya

Hi Inigo Montoya, nice to meet you. I'm from Singapore and live in Los Angeles. Where are you from?

I am from Spain but now live in Florin

Hello friends from afar, nice to meet you, I have been in the US for almost 7 years, how often have you been here?

 

[skol asylum]

Next reply? At some point I will accuse of them of killing my father obviously

 

[AAABatteries]

Send noods

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

how often have you been here

I came to the US when I was 11 and my father died.

You could ask if they have six fingers.

 

[Quint]

Next reply? At some point I will accuse of them of killing my father obviously

"You seem a decent person, I'd hate to kill you"

 

[skol asylum]

how often have you been here

I came to the US when I was 11 and my father died.

You could ask if they have six fingers.

Using this

 

[skol asylum]

I came to the US when I was 11 after my father died. Do you happen to have six fingers?

 

[Galileo]

 

[IrishTwinkie]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[skol asylum]

I came to the US when I was 11 after my father died. Do you happen to have six fingers?

I have normal fingers, how old are you, I am 35.

 

[skol asylum]

My response...

When I was your age television was called books.

 

[Skipdog77]

How old do I sound?

 

[skol asylum]

My next reply...

Actually I'm also 35 too. Inconceivable we are the same age.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Next reply? At some point I will accuse of them of killing my father obviously

You killed Uncle Freddie!

 

[skol asylum]

Them: real

Me: And spectacular?

 

[skol asylum]

Them: I currently run a clothing trading company in Los Angeles and am also an investor. What do you do?

 

[skol asylum]

Them: I currently run a clothing trading company in Los Angeles and am also an investor. What do you do?

Me: It is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

 

[skol asylum]

Response: what is that? i don't understand

 

[massraider]

Them: I currently run a clothing trading company in Los Angeles and am also an investor. What do you do?

Me: It is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

But I am hoping to get into crypto

 

[skol asylum]

My response:

Sorry, autocorrect. I meant to type reupholstery business.

 

[skol asylum]

Them: Do you run your own company?

 

[skol asylum]

Going on the Mandy Patinkin road now. Onto Homeland.

After my stint in the revenge....er reupholstery business I did work for THE company. Ran a few ops that I can't talk about obviously.

 

[skol asylum]

Them: It's the weekend and you don't have to work, right?

 

[skol asylum]

Not unless the agency calls with an emergency

 

[skol asylum]

Boring. Waiting for the scam part to begin.

 

[skol asylum]

Boring. Waiting for the scam part to begin.

I didn't send that. Maybe I should.

 

[skol asylum]

Me

So where are you traveling to?

 

[skol asylum]

Me

So where are you traveling to?

My response will be something about knowing somebody and asking if they would be willing to do something with balloons to bring something back for me.

 

[SWC]

please work in land war in asia somehow call her a brohan and say take that to the bank brohan

 

[skol asylum]

Them

Do you have a place to recommend? Big mountains and lakes, away from the city.

 

[skol asylum]

Me

Lake of the Ozarks is beautiful this time of year

 

[skol asylum]

Me

My Aunt Darlene has a wonderful little B&B I can recommend

 

[skol asylum]

Really playing the long game...

Them

In Missouri, I've heard.
I have been to many places, Japan. Mexico, Canada, France, Thailand, the Philippines, Beijing, China, my most memorable trip should be the Forbidden City in Beijing, China. Where have you been?

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Sure is taking a long time to get to the credit card information.

 

[skol asylum]

Me

Charlotte, NC, Tel Aviv Israel, Old San Juan Puerto Rico, Morocco, Cape Town South Africa, Berlin Germany, New York City, Richmond VA and Afghanistan.

(Places in Homeland.)

 

[KingPrawn]

Boring. Waiting for the scam part to begin.

Kinda like this thread so far

 

[skol asylum]

Boring. Waiting for the scam part to begin.

Kinda like this thread so far

Yeah pretty much

 

[Snoopy]

Me

Charlotte, NC, Tel Aviv Israel, Old San Juan Puerto Rico, Morocco, Cape Town South Africa, Berlin Germany, New York City, Richmond VA and Afghanistan.

(Places in Homeland.)

or quote Johnny Cash:

I've Been Everywhere​

Johnny Cash

I was totin' my pack along the dusty Winnemucca road
When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load
"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride"
And so I climbed into the cab, and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land"
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelburg, Colorado
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, El Dorado
Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been everywhere

 

[skol asylum]

Me

Charlotte, NC, Tel Aviv Israel, Old San Juan Puerto Rico, Morocco, Cape Town South Africa, Berlin Germany, New York City, Richmond VA and Afghanistan.

(Places in Homeland.)

Them

Wow, you have been to many countries, I have not been to Germany, how is it there?

 

[Galileo]

I think you are officially in a relationship at this point.

 

[skol asylum]

Them

Are you occupied?

 

[skol asylum]

I think you are officially in a relationship at this point.

True love

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Are you occupied?

Like a Ukrainian village in the Donbas.

 

[skol asylum]

Are you occupied?

Like a Ukrainian village in the Donbas.

I shouldn't laugh.

 

[skol asylum]

Me

Charlotte, NC, Tel Aviv Israel, Old San Juan Puerto Rico, Morocco, Cape Town South Africa, Berlin Germany, New York City, Richmond VA and Afghanistan.

(Places in Homeland.)

Them

Wow, you have been to many countries, I have not been to Germany, how is it there?

Me

es ist erhaben

(It's sublime.)

Them

Are you using translation software, I don't understand what you are talking about?

Me

I shall stick with English. As you wish.

 

[skol asylum]

Let's move this forward shall we?

Me: So what do you invest in? I have been looking for somewhere to invest my recent large inheritance.

 

[skol asylum]

Them:

I invest in gold futures, which are more profitable than stocks and highly maneuverable.

 

[skol asylum]

Them:

What are you doing?

This is one of my work numbers, you can add my private telegram, do you have it?

 

[skol asylum]

Me: No, I only use MySpace

 

[skol asylum]

Ok. Time to shut it down and block. Blown potential. Sorry guys.