Real life Friday (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

So about 2am, i uber myself to the local poker game.  Now we are closing on our house on Monday.  There are only 4 players there, 3 are juicy, like me.  So I told the wife I wouldnt play anymore until after the move.   Well, me being me, saw her go to bed and knew she wouldn't wake up.   So i w?........i just reread what i typed, but it is typical cav.....lets go, no edits

So I got great cards and won a rack, 2 racks were in my future but had some bad rivers.   

So the dealer drives me home and i think i am free and clear, then it hits me.  I dont have my phone.  

Now, i cant call the guy that runs the game.  I have no idea what his number is, i dont have a phone, so well, when she wakes up, i am toast.

 

[JuniorGong]

#PokerLivesMatter

 

[Psychopav]

Ruh roh

 

[mr. furley]

So about 2am, i uber myself to the local poker game.  Now we are closing on our house on Monday.  There are only 4 players there, 3 are juicy, like me.  So I told the wife I wouldnt play anymore until after the move.   Well, me being me, saw her go to bed and knew she wouldn't wake up.   So i w?........i just reread what i typed, but it is typical cav.....lets go, no edits

So I got great cards and won a rack, 2 racks were in my future but had some bad rivers.   

So the dealer drives me home and i think i am free and clear, then it hits me.  I dont have my phone.  

Now, i cant call the guy that runs the game.  I have no idea what his number is, i dont have a phone, so well, when she wakes up, i am toast.

"i stepped out to grab something from my car and locked myself out this morning.. didn't want to wake you so i just waited until you woke up"

*crossfingers*

 

[El Floppo]

Sleep with your wife and hide some money.etc.

 

[eoMMan]

Sounds like you got rivered.  I suggest you show her the turn and they your nutz.

 

[Worm]

Cav be dead

 

[IMAX 3D]

Can’t you call your phone and hope Poker Guy answers it?

 

[Quint]

how you gonna get fired on your day off? 

 

[Bob Loblaw]

whatchu tryna build a clubhouse?

 

[Chemical X]

i’ve met this guy in real life several times and am still alive.  after reading this post, i am quite shocked in actuality.

 

[Zow]

Yeah I'd recommend buying her something with that rack. 

 

[El Floppo]

Can’t you call your phone and hope Poker Guy answers it?

He doesn't have a phone any more. 

 

[SFBayDuck]

Is your crypto wallet on the phone?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

And you wanna be my crypto salesman. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I don’t get it. You lost your phone. Boom. Done.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Has she woken up yet?