Chaka mentioned that Kenny Powers was starting to look cute in this thread so I'd better make my way back.
Was on a few long flights last week, so
LET IT RAIN!*
*With movies all of you reviewed ages ago.
The Muppets: I'm starting with this one because I love the Muppets. I love them. So I'm totally not unbiased in my appraisal of this movie, which if viewed through a non-Muppet-lover lens is likely not that good. But because I am probably the only person ever to cry watching The Muppets on a flight from Singapore to Tokyo (I mean, they were singing The Rainbow Connection--what was I to do?), I'll give it 4/5. Non-Muppet-fan 2.5/5.
Drive: Wasn't sure as I watched whether this was anything. I agree that the lighting was well done. Carey Mulligan definitely has a quality about her that makes her entrancing. And I have to give extra points for Albert Brooks and the job he did with his character. It's kind of a movie that amounts to nothing, but I remained intrigued. Good characters throughout. 3.5/5
The Descendants: This is the one I can't figure out. Just when I was about to give up and say it was awful, it would come through with a genuine and poignant scene that drew me heavily back in. But there was just too much superfluous going on here--could have dropped the "will they sell the property" angle altogether to make a better movie, though that would mean we'd lose Beau Bridges who was one of the high points. Don't get the love for Clooney's performance as I found it very one-note. I don't know...meh...2.5/5.
The Artist: Probably my favorite of the group I watched, it really did it for me. I actually enjoyed the story, not just the visuals and acting (both of which were stunning). Only downside for me was the perkiness of the lead actress, though I know that was part of the story. Found it annoying, though. 4.5/5
Hugo: Just not my cup of tea. I'm not going to rate it because it was not something I could get into, but was probably a good movie.
The Help: At some time on my first 14-hour flight I was getting desperate. What can I say, I would not normally watch a movie that my sister-in-law loved. This was better than expected, though, carried but insanely good supporting performances and not nearly as much schmaltz as I expected. 3.5/5
My Week with Marilyn: Absolutely stunning performance by Michelle Williams. I can't get it out of my head. And for the first half-hour or so I just didn't understand why she'd received the hype, as she wasn't given much to do in the early scenes. The movie itself was interesting but a bit too pat. 3.5/5
Inglorious Basterds: Yeah, I'm way late on this one. I would find this almost a perfect movie were it not for Brad Pitt's role, or Brad Pitt's performance perhaps. Worst attempt at a Southern accent since Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind, and the steel-jawed presence he tried to hit at every turn was so distracting that I could barely stand to watch him. A different actor could have helped, but somehow I think the character was just written very poorly. There really was no backstory as to who this guy was or why he acted the way he did. Christoph Waltz was phenomenal. Without Brad Pitt, 5/5. As it was, 4/5.
Marcy May Mary Marlene (or whatever order they go in): I wasn't as blown away as most seem to be, and this seems right up my alley. I can't really explain why. Great performance by lead actress. It just never hooked me in to where I was terribly interested in her, or especially her family. Overall it seemed a trifle. 3/5
I feel like I'm forgetting some...