Lol, shades of after school TV and that commercial are burned into some corner of my mind as I knew it by heart.
I noted the theme and that it came 7 years after Stranger In Paradise, love the tune so probably a past life familiar with the Borodin version.
Yer boyhood movie had so many plot twists that I was impressed by whoever wrote it. I noted the marriage similarities to Princess Bride but Blood Simple the movie TCM had on right after made me think of another Coen Brothers flick Miller's Crossing as I saw an old 30s movie that mirrored quite a bit. Can't recall that old movie but its uncanny so Ethan must have seen it.
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