Tom: It's finally here! Week one of the NFL season!
Jerry: I know, I'm really excited. I have Montee Ball on my fantasy team and he's starting tonight against the Ravens.
Tom: Yeah. Oh, look, the game is starting.
Jerry: Broncos ball. Kickoff is a touchback. Here's the first offensive play.
Tom: Ooh, a handoff to Ball and . . . LOOK AT HIM GO!
Jerry: Wow, a 40-yard run on his first play. That's a great sign! Nothing much has changed between the last play and this one coming up. It's the same offensive line, same system, same coaching, and so on, so I don't see why he won't break off another 40-yard run.
Tom: LOL.
Jerry: I'm serious.
Tom: He's not going to break off another 40-yard run. Trust me.
Jerry: Why not? What's changed since the last run?
Tom: Nothing has to have changed. It's just that 40-yard runs are pretty rare. They don't happen very often. He got lucky that his first carry was a 40-yarder, but he's very unlikely to repeat it on his second carry.
Jerry: Lucky? Are you watching the same game I am? That wasn't luck. He made a great cut at the line then accelerated through the hole, broke a tackle, and outran the linebacker until the safety got the angle on him.
Tom: Well, yeah, it was a very nice run, but --
Jerry: But nothing. It was not luck. That was all skill. The line blocked skillfully and Montee Ball ran skilfully. It's not like his skill is going to deteriorate all of a sudden after one play. So name one reason why he's unlikely to run for 40 yards again on the next play.
Tom: Regression to the mean.
Jerry: That's a cop-out. It's not a real reason. I mean, give me a reason that makes sense. Did he injure himself on the first play? Did his offensive line get tired running down the field? Did the defense pick up a tell on him that will help them diagnose the play better? Give me a real reason!
Tom: There are a great many reasons that he might not rush for 40 yards on the next play. Maybe his blocker will slip. Maybe Ball will fumble. Maybe he won't be able to bounce it outside this time because the defensive end will have better contain. Maybe the middle linebacker won't hesitate on his first step this time. I could go on forever. There are about a million reasons why somebody -- even Montee Ball -- might not rush for 40 yards on any given carry. The reasons why he might not do it are far more numerous than the reasons why he might do it. That's why 40-yard rushes are so rare, and that's all I mean by "regression to the mean."
Jerry: But you don't know that 40-yard rushes are rare for Montee Ball. Sure, they're rare for dopes like Adrian Peterson, but they might be common occurrences for Ball.
Tom: Here's why that's unlikely. For Ball to commonly run for 40 yards like it's nothing out of the ordinary -- for that to be anywhere near his average run -- he'd have to be the most awesome running back in the history of awesomeness. That's possible, but it's a needlessly extraordinary way to explain his 40-yard run on his first carry. I mean, either he's the best running back ever and that was an ordinary carry for him, or he's a fairly ordinary running back and that was an exceptional carry. Which is more likely? Well, the best running back ever occurs about once per universe, while 40-yard carries by ordinary running backs happen several times a week during the NFL season. Since "once per universe" is a lot less common than "several times a week," I'm going to bet on the second possibility.
Jerry: I guess that makes sense.
Tom: It's the same with Drew Brees throwing for over 5400 yards in 2011. Either he's the best quarterback in the history of ever and that was an ordinary season for him, or he's merely a future Hall of Fame quarterback (but lacking super powers) and he got a bit lucky in 2011.
Jerry: But that's what I take issue with. It's not luck. He's tremendously skilled.
Tom: Semantics. I'm using "luck" as a synonym for "positive variance." Brees doesn't get the exact same result on every play or in every season. Some seasons end up being statistically better than others. There's variance. The ones that are particularly good constitute positive variance, and the ones that are particularly bad constitute negative variance. Moreover, an awful lot of his variance has nothing to do with his own skill. It has to do injuries, weather, strength of schedule, playcalling, and about a zillion other things. I like to call all the stuff that's out of his control "luck," but you can call it something else if you want to. Either way, it's variance. The point is that throwing for 5,400 yards is probably on the positive side of Brees' variance; and if so, he's likely to regress to the mean rather than repeating the feat.
Jerry: Maybe he will, but that's another thing I take issue with. It seems like a cop-out to just say "regression to the mean" without giving a more concrete reason why.
Tom: You can think of it as a burden-of-proof issue. Since 5,400-yard seasons are so exceedingly rare, I don't think a person has to explain why Brees
won't throw for 5,400+ yards. Rather, a person has to explain why Brees
will throw for 5,400+ yards. The default position is that he won't. The reason that's the default position is because, as with Montee Ball's 40-yard run, there are many, many more reasons why a person (even Drew Brees) might
not throw for 5,400+ yards than there are reasons why he might. The reasons are too numerous to list, which is why we say "regression to the mean" as shorthand.
Jerry: Whatever. You may not have noticed with all your blabbing, but it's almost halftime and Montee Ball has rushed for 480 yards on 12 carries.
Tom: