Run in with a Walgreens Mgr over some Swedish Fish (2 Viewers)

[Fla\/\/ed]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

 

[General Malaise]

Mop starts a thread complaining about poor customer service over a difference of less than $2 related to candy and comes away from it all branded a hate mongering racist who reminds people of the one of the worst child rapists the world has ever seen - all in a little over 24 hours.

If that's not staff material, Joe, I don't know what is.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

The guy was gonna give it to you for the discount

I was there so I understand...did I not relay the parts of where he looked at me like I he didn't believe me. he could have just given me the discount without the walk 5 aisles, I should have just left with my Rx right then. But then when we went to the aisle he still wanted to argue with me, he seemed to be getting pleasure out of my condition and I was getting fed up. When he came back and said to the clerk "Yeah I guess I can you can give it to him for that"...like he was doing me a favor, that is when I had enough and blew up and said just charge me the full price, I'm not a ####### thief and swiped my card thru and sung his praises as I was walking out of the store. You shoulda been there

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

Mop starts a thread complaining about poor customer service over a difference of less than $2 related to candy and comes away from it all branded a hate mongering racist who reminds people of the one of the worst child rapists the world has ever seen - all in a little over 24 hours.If that's not staff material, Joe, I don't know what is.

Ethnicities to Exploit/Avoid

 

[Henry Ford]

I was just thinking how much you remind me of poor Jerry Sandusky.

Whatever profession you are a part of you're a disgrace. That's about as crude a statement as I have ever seen on the FFA. Thankfully though this is a faceless internet board because we all know the little sack you carry couldn't handle balls big enough to mutter that in real life now don't we?Bye Bye, off to the ignore board you go. Ask others, it's just not as much fun when the other person never answers back.

Oh noes!!If you honestly took offense to that because you believe I'm insinuating that you are a child molester, I deeply apologize. You've repeatedly said that the piling on in here reminds you of the Sandusky thread. I'm only insinuating that you are actually biased against people because of their racial heritage.

 

[Henry Ford]

Mop starts a thread complaining about poor customer service over a difference of less than $2 related to candy and comes away from it all branded a hate mongering racist who reminds people of the one of the worst child rapists the world has ever seen - all in a little over 24 hours.If that's not staff material, Joe, I don't know what is.

look, he's the one who kept saying this thread reminds him of the Sandusky thread.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Mop starts a thread complaining about poor customer service over a difference of less than $2 related to candy and comes away from it all branded a hate mongering racist who reminds people of the one of the worst child rapists the world has ever seen - all in a little over 24 hours.If that's not staff material, Joe, I don't know what is.

Sing it sister

 

[shadyridr]

The guy was gonna give it to you for the discount

I was there so I understand...did I not relay the parts of where he looked at me like I he didn't believe me. he could have just given me the discount without the walk 5 aisles, I should have just left with my Rx right then. But then when we went to the aisle he still wanted to argue with me, he seemed to be getting pleasure out of my condition and I was getting fed up. When he came back and said to the clerk "Yeah I guess I can you can give it to him for that"...like he was doing me a favor, that is when I had enough and blew up and said just charge me the full price, I'm not a ####### thief and swiped my card thru and sung his praises as I was walking out of the store. You shoulda been there

No thanks

 

[Henry Ford]

The guy was gonna give it to you for the discount

I was there so I understand...did I not relay the parts of where he looked at me like I he didn't believe me. he could have just given me the discount without the walk 5 aisles, I should have just left with my Rx right then. But then when we went to the aisle he still wanted to argue with me, he seemed to be getting pleasure out of my condition and I was getting fed up. When he came back and said to the clerk "Yeah I guess I can you can give it to him for that"...like he was doing me a favor, that is when I had enough and blew up and said just charge me the full price, I'm not a ####### thief and swiped my card thru and sung his praises as I was walking out of the store. You shoulda been there

Guess why he acted like he was doing you a favor.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

Mop starts a thread complaining about poor customer service over a difference of less than $2 related to candy and comes away from it all branded a hate mongering racist who reminds people of the one of the worst child rapists the world has ever seen - all in a little over 24 hours.If that's not staff material, Joe, I don't know what is.

look, he's the one who kept saying this thread reminds him of the Sandusky thread.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I was just thinking how much you remind me of poor Jerry Sandusky.

Whatever profession you are a part of you're a disgrace. That's about as crude a statement as I have ever seen on the FFA. Thankfully though this is a faceless internet board because we all know the little sack you carry couldn't handle balls big enough to mutter that in real life now don't we?Bye Bye, off to the ignore board you go. Ask others, it's just not as much fun when the other person never answers back.

Oh noes!!If you honestly took offense to that because you believe I'm insinuating that you are a child molester, I deeply apologize. You've repeatedly said that the piling on in here reminds you of the Sandusky thread. I'm only insinuating that you are actually biased against people because of their racial heritage.

OK, that's cool. I do appreciate the clarification. That was mighty big of you.And I also apologize back.

 

[Daywalker]

It's a mulatto! [Everyone gets quiet] No good?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

MOP=Archie Bunker

I think Clayton might have dibs on this

 

[ntz08]

I was there so I understand...did I not relay the parts of where he looked at me like I he didn't believe me. he could have just given me the discount without the walk 5 aisles, I should have just left with my Rx right then. But then when we went to the aisle he still wanted to argue with me, he seemed to be getting pleasure out of my condition and I was getting fed up. When he came back and said to the clerk "Yeah I guess I can you can give it to him for that"...like he was doing me a favor, that is when I had enough and blew up and said just charge me the full price, I'm not a ####### thief and swiped my card thru and sung his praises as I was walking out of the store. You shoulda been there

a real FBG would've slept with his wife and started hiding gummies

 

[Henry Ford]

I was just thinking how much you remind me of poor Jerry Sandusky.

Whatever profession you are a part of you're a disgrace. That's about as crude a statement as I have ever seen on the FFA. Thankfully though this is a faceless internet board because we all know the little sack you carry couldn't handle balls big enough to mutter that in real life now don't we?Bye Bye, off to the ignore board you go. Ask others, it's just not as much fun when the other person never answers back.

Oh noes!!If you honestly took offense to that because you believe I'm insinuating that you are a child molester, I deeply apologize. You've repeatedly said that the piling on in here reminds you of the Sandusky thread. I'm only insinuating that you are actually biased against people because of their racial heritage.

OK, that's cool. I do appreciate the clarification. That was mighty big of you.

I was actually just trying to prove you didn't really put me on ignore.And I accept your apology on behalf of nonwhites everywhere.

 

[shadyridr]

It's a mulatto! [Everyone gets quiet] No good?

CYE reference

 

[General Malaise]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

 

[Henry Ford]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

I thought we got past the Sandusky comparisons.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I was actually just trying to prove you didn't really put me on ignore.And I accept your apology on behalf of nonwhites everywhere.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

 

[Henry Ford]

I was actually just trying to prove you didn't really put me on ignore.And I accept your apology on behalf of nonwhites everywhere.

Also, if you ever spoke to me like that in person, my cousin Alonzo would beat you to death with a sock full of quarters.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I'm trying to remember the last time I had a "run-in" with someone where it came to quibbling over a few cents.

Listen up #######, I asked the lady if they were 3/$4 and she said it should have rung up that way, she was surprised. She wanted to do the right thing, she asked for a price check...it was 11:00 at night, Pharmacy was empty on a Tuesday Night. I told her never mind when the guy didn't come right away but she insisted, she felt bad I guess. I never said a cross word to this lady, she was nice. Few cents...please this board has convulsions whenever they pay a couple bucks more on anything including FBG subscriptions so blow it out your bunghole you POS. Is that how we should be talking to each other Pickles? As Seniors here shouldn't we be setting the example? I thought you and I had some minor respect level, guess we've blown thru that.

 

[Angry Beavers]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

Maybe MOP really stands for Master of Phishing

 

[General Malaise]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

Well if he gets off on that more power to him and his pathetic life. I prefer watching the master fishermen here that cast their bait and sit by and watch the chaos.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

Poor Aaron

 

[ScottNorwood]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

If this gets us more Nipsey cartoons then I'm all for it

 

[Ministry of Pain]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

I think we have officially jumped the shark

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

If this gets us more Nipsey cartoons then I'm all for it

 

[Spartans Rule]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

If this gets us more Nipsey cartoons then I'm all for it

I don't really care whether MOP is really the crazy person his posts suggest or the crazy person GM's posts suggest. Either way, humanity loses and the FFA wins.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

1st Place-Nipsey...he almost ruined it with a second go around but was smart enough to not post anymore after. I think the 1st one was far superior but 1st place it is.

2nd place-General Malaise...outstanding analysis throughout, a Howard Cosell moment if you will.

3rd place-Henry Ford...managed to get himself ignored and still rack points, credit for that.

Honorable Mention: Harisbo story



Thank you for making this a wonderful kick off to the Easter weekend, my wife just left for Tampa and I'm left alone in Miami for the weekend, who knows what will happen. This bronchitis is getting better by the second.

 

[Run It Up]

Something similar to this happened to me today, Walmart mgr was giving me a lot of #### about price matching. Going back and forth about how he didn't get that sales ad and this and that. Why even offer the service if you contest every instance?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Thank you for making this a wonderful kick off to the Easter weekend, my wife just left for Tampa and I'm left alone in Miami for the weekend, who knows what will happen. This bronchitis is getting better by the second.

An Easter egg hunt and bible reading session with the kid?

 

[Henry Ford]

1st Place-Nipsey...he almost ruined it with a second go around but was smart enough to not post anymore after. I think the 1st one was far superior but 1st place it is.

2nd place-General Malaise...outstanding analysis throughout, a Howard Cosell moment if you will.

3rd place-Henry Ford...managed to get himself ignored and still rack points, credit for that.

Honorable Mention: Harisbo story



Thank you for making this a wonderful kick off to the Easter weekend, my wife just left for Tampa and I'm left alone in Miami for the weekend, who knows what will happen. This bronchitis is getting better by the second.

But you didn't actually ignore me. I feel like I lose points for that.

 

[Henry Ford]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing?

Probably not the lawyer making your coffee.

 

[Tony Jabroni]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

Good stuff. It's still funny though.

 

[General Malaise]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

Good stuff. It's still funny though.

Oh, no doubt. Here I am.

 

[General Malaise]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

Well if he gets off on that more power to him and his pathetic life. I prefer watching the master fishermen here that cast their bait and sit by and watch the chaos.

Oh, he's an odd duck. I don't doubt for a second that he has unusual and bizarre encounters in life. I just think the fabrication rod is strong in this one and his brand of enjoyment is like Christo's taste for pornography...head scratching.

 

[sho nuff]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair.

Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

Well if he gets off on that more power to him and his pathetic life. I prefer watching the master fishermen here that cast their bait and sit by and watch the chaos.

Oh the irony

 

[SacramentoBob]

Mop starts a thread complaining about poor customer service over a difference of less than $2 related to candy and comes away from it all branded a hate mongering racist who reminds people of the one of the worst child rapists the world has ever seen - all in a little over 24 hours.If that's not staff material, Joe, I don't know what is.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair.

Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

Well if he gets off on that more power to him and his pathetic life. I prefer watching the master fishermen here that cast their bait and sit by and watch the chaos.

Oh the irony

Hi Stalker...have a wonderful Easter weekend.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

People that fish here don't meltdown like this in threads they claim to be fishing in.

They do if they want the thread to go >20 pages. Seriously, that's all MOP wants. Attention. He doesn't care how he gets it, he just craves it. And if throwing around some haphazard racism helps fuel the fire, so be it. His board cred took a nose dive over a decade ago, so what's a little racism to add to the mix? Flippantly cheats on his wife, throws hookers out of his car, boasts about driving drunk and getting away with is, screams at his wife for the dry cleaners having a fire and ruining his Aloha shirts, abandons his son, barfs on religion and now he has successfully added a some bigotry to the miasma. And you guys don't think he's fishing? Really? He's probably masturbating into a sock right now over all of this. You guys like asian porn, MOP likes working you all up into a frenzy. He's been doing it since Chase Stuart was struggling with puberty and Rudnicki still had a full head of hair. Every. Time.

MOP seems to be the one getting worked up.

Well....yeah. That's how he does it. Look, you've been around a long time. Go re-read any number of his threads. It is the same pattern over and over and over. He makes up a story (actually, the Constanza Jerk Store reference is the best comparison thus far), throws a great deal of chum in the water, then acts indignant when people react negatively. He starts some skirmishes, launches into personal attacks, pretends to get worked up all the while riling up others...then he says 'sorry' and the thread starts to die away slowly, only to be bumped a time or two before finally settling at the bottom of the sea like a dead carcass of a nondescript fish.The funny thing is WE ALL KNOW THIS. And yet...here we are. And you know who's laughing? MOP.

Well if he gets off on that more power to him and his pathetic life. I prefer watching the master fishermen here that cast their bait and sit by and watch the chaos.

Oh, he's an odd duck. I don't doubt for a second that he has unusual and bizarre encounters in life. I just think the fabrication rod is strong in this one and his brand of enjoyment is like Christo's taste for pornography...head scratching.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

I was just thinking how much you remind me of poor Jerry Sandusky.

Whatever profession you are a part of you're a disgrace. That's about as crude a statement as I have ever seen on the FFA. Thankfully though this is a faceless internet board because we all know the little sack you carry couldn't handle balls big enough to mutter that in real life now don't we?Bye Bye, off to the ignore board you go. Ask others, it's just not as much fun when the other person never answers back.

yeah, chances are this is the last he'll hear of your $2 candy escapades.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

I was just thinking how much you remind me of poor Jerry Sandusky.

Whatever profession you are a part of you're a disgrace. That's about as crude a statement as I have ever seen on the FFA. Thankfully though this is a faceless internet board because we all know the little sack you carry couldn't handle balls big enough to mutter that in real life now don't we?Bye Bye, off to the ignore board you go. Ask others, it's just not as much fun when the other person never answers back.

Oh noes!!If you honestly took offense to that because you believe I'm insinuating that you are a child molester, I deeply apologize. You've repeatedly said that the piling on in here reminds you of the Sandusky thread. I'm only insinuating that you are actually biased against people because of their racial heritage.

OK, that's cool. I do appreciate the clarification. That was mighty big of you.And I also apologize back.

I don't think your ignore is working very well

 

[DA RAIDERS]

with nearly every post your racism becomes more evident MOP. the "i have lots of black friends" doesn't work. never has.

& spare me the "you must live in white america speech" i grew up in la otra cuidad, los angeles. and not the white part, as you would put it. i born and raised in central LA, echo park and downtown. most billboards etc are in another language other than english.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I was just thinking how much you remind me of poor Jerry Sandusky.

Whatever profession you are a part of you're a disgrace. That's about as crude a statement as I have ever seen on the FFA. Thankfully though this is a faceless internet board because we all know the little sack you carry couldn't handle balls big enough to mutter that in real life now don't we?Bye Bye, off to the ignore board you go. Ask others, it's just not as much fun when the other person never answers back.

Oh noes!!If you honestly took offense to that because you believe I'm insinuating that you are a child molester, I deeply apologize. You've repeatedly said that the piling on in here reminds you of the Sandusky thread. I'm only insinuating that you are actually biased against people because of their racial heritage.

OK, that's cool. I do appreciate the clarification. That was mighty big of you.And I also apologize back.

thought he was on ignore........

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

Something similar to this happened to me today, Walmart mgr was giving me a lot of #### about price matching. Going back and forth about how he didn't get that sales ad and this and that. Why even offer the service if you contest every instance?

well, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it's to get people in the store.were you in the store?

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

living in chicago, I've heard tales of these brown people, but have always considered them urban legend.

 

[northern exposure]

ministroni of pain you should just close up shop on this one and quit well you are ahead cripes i log back here for the first time in a long time and bam just like old times mister progresso ministrony is all mad and now he is even new and improved with just a hint of racism for flavoring well amigo let me tell you this i eat a lot of soups and i do not want a bowl of that action too spicy for this old hound dog from down under so hey try this one one for size soup man try being nice to everyone and even when you think they are desrepecting you just keep on being nice and then when you get home and have a beer you can say man i feel pretty good about helping someone who was having a bad day out by being good to that brohan from another mothran and you will think to yourselv that is the high life right there and bam i am living it so take that to the bank but because you got racism you are not a brohan sorry to say my man bam another mystery solved by the old swcer

I don't think I've ever even attempted to read one of these screeds. Are they worth it? Would it lose something with proper punctuation and fluidity?

The answer to both your questions is a resounding Yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I admire your restraint for not punching him in the face.